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Azzy, wake up, come on, we’re gonna be late! (the voice suddenly changes) If you don’t wake up now I’ll sit on yo-
Asriel is woken with a start.
- DESS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Though they already knew what was going to happen, Kris had a disappointed look on their face.
- So that wakes you up immediately, uh, I know that you consider Dess more like a friend, but this is step 15… Do you remember when Mom told us that the furthest we could go is step 8, but you still-
- Dude, that freaked me out! I didn't see that coming, the world of dreams is crazy, okay?
- Pfft! More like the world of your hopes.
Kris looked with the "Yellow fella” Smile, or at least, that was the name Asriel had given the smile they wore when they had a prank or something evil in mind.
- No, hopes and dreams are not the same, there are really different in different contexts!
Asriel saw Kris’s smile and figured out what he meant.
- OHH YOU LITTLE PIECE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Asriel was not allowed to curse at his brother, but he and Kris would if the “old people” weren't listening. The brothers liked to curse at one another. So whenever he was about to curse, he stopped himself from saying “shit”, by throwing pillows at Kris. He often had to censor himself this way when Kris was being the little shit they were, so he checked his bed for his trusty pillow- only to find that it was missing.
- Oh, right, we’re at the “Galaxy” hotel.
Kris had a perplexed look on his face, as if to ask, “Why is he saying this, of course are we here”.
What Kris didn’t realize is that Asriel forgot that the Holidays and the Dreemurrs had stayed the night at “Galaxy” hotel for their trip to Galaxy Studios and D'Isigny World.
And thus, a story of cringe, love and family began (and a little of edginess).
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- So how was the morning honies? I think that these beds are better than ours!
After Asgore had his morning coffee, and Toriel had two, the Dreemurrs were on the road. Toriel looked to the back seat, asking the children how things were.
- Yeah I was thinking the same.
- Yeah, but waking up Asriel was quite haaaaaard.
Asriel wasn't sure why Kris was focusing on that word, but thinking about it too hard was more effort than it was worth.
- How much time til we get there?
- We can take this shortcut I know!
Asriel and Toriel looked at the map- it was not a convenient shortcut, but nobody wanted to say so. Kris trusts Asgore but Asriel leaned over and whispered “He wants to aura farm, so stay quiet”. Both of the kids laughed quietly.
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- So your family is late because you took a route that your brain remembered even though you had the actual map right there? Thank the angel that I’m the mayor and not you.
Carol stared at Asgore with an arrogant face- while the others saw this as a sign of trouble, the two friends saw it as a sign of affection. Dess and Noelle laughed discreetly, not trying to cause any trouble.
- We should have told him, the maps were right.
- You should tell me that part, I didn't know that, but I do know that dad is not the best with directions.
The two brothers are repentant for not saying anything. But the goat mom came behind Kris and Asriel with an ashamed face
- Sorry, I shouldn’t have trusted your dad… He just wanted to impress everyone, but he did the opposite, haha!
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- C’mon Azzy, we don't have all day.
- But Dess, these buildings are amazing. I want to take photos of everything, because I have to show it to my loved ones later.
- Awwww that's so sweet of you, but I don't have Alzheimer's.
- I know Dess, I know, but what if we haveeeeeeee……
Dess could tell what he was about to say, and it was a rather convincing argument, but she had to spare them both the embarrassment of him actually saying it. It made her happy, of course, and she even had to cover her face because of the creeping blush. Embarrassed and ready for a change of scenery- before he could say anything else- Dess took Asriel by the hand and started running with him, all the way to the entrance of “Galaxy Studios”.
- Well according to the map and the wait times… We should get to…., Bi-Formers first, NICE hihhihihihihihi.
Dess saw that Asriel had planned everything ever since they came up with the idea to go, but with that he’d taken on quite a stressful task. The difference between “try” and “do” is insurmountable, so with a determined expression, Dess opted to execute a brilliant strategy.
- Hey everyone, so what if we go in order in whatever we see first? ‘Cause if we go to one side then the other just for one attraction, that’ll take forever! Plus, we’ll be saving our parents a lotta hassle, and they were generous enough to take us here!
All the parents agreed and Rudy could only laugh because he clearly saw what was happening here. Kris seemed to be okay with everything, but Noelle seemed to be concerned about something. Asriel had already planned everything, and Noelle knew it, so she tugged on Dess’s pants, prompting her sister to kneel down to her level.
- Dess, I don't think that this is a good idea, you’ll hurt Asriel feelings! Then, everyone else will get sad, and… So we should just follow Azzy’s advice, I think, sis…
Dess sighed, seeing her sister as the adorable deer she was. Understanding what she meant, Dess wrapped Noelle up in a big hug.
- Ohhh Elly you are so cute, of course I care about Asriel’s feelings! After all, he’s my boyfriend -she stuck out her tongue- But I have to get him ready for college! That place has no mercy and I have to give him some kinda reminder that things aren’t always gonna go according to plan! If he trips, I’ll be there to help him get up, but he’s gonna have to learn to watch his own feet! He’ll be alright, Elly. I’ll get him an Neo-Tron ice cream from the Bi-Formers food truck later, alright?
Noelle hugged Dess back, and after a laugh she responded.
- Okay, thanks, but seriously? That happens in college?
- Nah, it was a metaphor- Dess shut up for a second- Its worse, Miss Muffet said once that she was writing a 69-page paper, and only had one left, just for the teacher to change it up the next day! It went all the way down to 30 pages, and Miss Muffet? There wasn’t a darn thing she could do…
- What?! No way…
- But, Elly, really thanks, I have everything under control. But it’s so sweet how much you care about everyone, even my autistic boyfriend.
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- Dess? We’re at least gonna use the map still, right?
- Actually yes Azzy, so just point to the places we wanna go.
- Okay.
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- So… Asriel, -Dess looked arround- WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
- Oh right of course haha, we are in Hollyrock and above us is the Yellow Fellas world! It was your idea to just go in a straight line, so I guess that means we should just go up?
Kris heard all of this and got so excited that they started jumping. Dess stared at them and spoke.
- Well, I guess that Kris’ll be the first to enjoy the park! So, Kris? Which attraction do you wanna go on first? Yellow Mayhem or Yellow Blast?
Kris went completely still, as though his life depended on it- the blast sounded really cool but mayhem sounded so violent, which was cool in its own right. Kris’s ears started steaming as the cogs turned, trying to make a decision between two equally awesome rides. The funny thing was that each were the same, and if they chose one, they’d get to experience the other right after. Still, though, they wanted to make the best decision possible.
- I think that I’ll go for Yellow Blast, since it’s more interactive.
- Oh yeah I forgot to tell you the ride type, lol. (She actually say lol by the way)
- No, it's ok, I’ve made my decision. I don't want any more details.
- ‘Kay, suit yourself.
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After they waited in line (which was unusually short), they entered the ride, where the announcer began to speak up.
- Well fellas the instructions are simple, you have a gun, you have different ammo types, and they change when the boss changes OBVIOUSLY so the characters are the next ….
Asriel, Dess, and even Noelle cringed at this but Kris was so happy that each of them held their tongues.
In the middle of the show, Dess scooted next to Asriel and whispered, “Bro, I’m bored. How is this supposed to be fun?”
“I dunno, I'm trying my best to pretend I’m enjoying it” Asriel whispered back. “The worst part is that my gun isn't even working, and I don't know where to point it.”
Dess laughed and whispered, “Yeah, I don’t know where the fuck im shooting, buuuuut…” She paused briefly, as if to psych herself up for what she was about to say. Her voice, once a whisper, rang out loud enough to startle the others
- And with the theme of your gun not working, HOW ABOUT THE FUCKING POWER BUTTON?
While it was rude to swear in a park surrounded by younger children, Dess only said it loud enough for the people around her to hear. Noelle began to fret about being kicked out because of Dess’s outburst, acting all nervous. On the other side, Kris began pointing and laughing hard after they heard Dess shout.
- You really didn't hear the THREE TIMES that the host said to press the power button? Ha, dumbass!
Why is it that they hadn’t heard the host’s instructions? Well, it was because when they were stuck cringing at the host, their minds had wandered off elsewhere, to another place, in another time. Asriel just remembered the time when he was kicking a pebble, walking around. Just that- the mind of Asriel was the mind of a simple and autistic man, with not much going on.
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After the Yellow Blast, they went to the shop to browse and see anything that stuck out to them.
- AZZZYYYYY, COME HEREE.
Asriel heard her call. If she was calling him in the shop, it was because she found something awesome- or she found something for Kris or Elly.
- COMIIING.
- But Azzy, you have to close your eyes.
- OUHH, I seee! Interesting… (Actually I don’t see now, but you get me)
- I found the “The-ath”
- Ouhh interesting, I don't know what it is but, I heard about it.
A diabolical smile crept onto Dess’s face. “Ha, all according to plan”.
- Here, I’ll give you the “The-ath”. Hold your arms out.
- My arms are yours, my love.
Dess felt a pang of guilt in her heart. “Gosh, I’ll start to feel bad if you say cute things like that…” Dess moved Asriel’s arms and set the gun in his hands. With both of his hands on the gun, Dess moved behind him and set her hands over his eyes, preventing him from looking.
- OUHH, it's a nice gun, but made of plastic, this is the….
- Something the matter, darling?
- Son of a… You’re making me hold the gun from earlier, aren’t you?
- Whooooo? Meeeeee? I don't know, maybe you should press the power button, see if anything happens!
- AHHHGR, BUT THE GUNS DON’T HAVE A POWER BUTTON! THIS DOESN'T WORK!
- Stop complaining and try to find it, sweetheart.
To cut a long story short, he wound up pressing every single button, with the very last one being the power button.
- Well, actually, this gun is kinda cool, I think I'm gonna buy it! A gun is a gun, after all.
Kris wandered up to the two with a necklace in their hands. It had a pendant shaped like a card with a ‘V’ and a caricatured, villainous smile on it. Kris liked sinister-looking and villainous things.
- Whatcha got there Kris? Huh, this is a V-pass. You know that the card doesn't actually allow you to get into hidden places or restricted areas, don’t you?
Dess knew how intelligent Kris was, but clearly Asriel didn’t. Dess could see that Asriel was about to say something that would make Kris sad, so she hastily joined in on the conversation.
- You know that your gun doesn’t go “pew pew” and blast people away on the streets, don’t you?
Kris and Dess shared a laugh, but Asriel’s face remained blank. Secretly, he was wondering whether or not she’d be bullying him all day. But when he saw the card became unable to think properly.
- Wait, does that give you the pass to say Villain words?
Both Kris and Dess stared, confused, but after a brief second, Dess caught the reference. She burst out laughing and gently punched Asriel in the back.
- YOOO, don’t say that type of thing, someone might hear!
- His is the theme of dinosaurs in biki-
Asriel shut Kris up and looked at Dess with a face that was hard to read. But they left and never talked about that again. Of course, they bought the card and the gun. They almost forgot that Noelle was lost amidst the aisles and aisles of unicorn accessories- Dess had to call out to her and snap her out of her trancelike state, brainwashed by cuteness.
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- Well, I think the next attraction’s gotta be Yellow Mayhem.
Kris was excited about the other Yellow Fellas attraction, and of course, so were the other kids.
Huh? Whats that?
IS THAT TOBY FOX??
NO THE SCRIPT
the dog eated the script
Cya next chapter