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Builderman looked at the apartment where his best friend and crush of 3 years. He saw him in the window and he waved at him and His heart began to beat faster as butterflies flew around his stomach. He opened the door
“Hey silly get in!” he said and then gulped and pulled his luggage into the house
telamon hugged him
“Ive been so lonely since Jan went missing in afganistan.”
“Thats so brave of her. She loved you.”
Telamon stared at him for a minute.
“Yeah… lets get you settled in!” and then he helped him to his room.
“Its a one bedroom place so youll have to share a room with me.” he smiled at him
“It’ll be like a sleepover!”
“Totally!” then there was a knock at the door and builderman followed telamon to the door where they found a thing with long black hair and big red eyes waving
“Hi?’’ said telamon
‘’Hi.’’ it said flipping its hair back revealing its badass studded belt around its black jeans and black top that had sleeves to its middle arm and skull earrings and green makeup
“Im your neighbor 1x!” it said happily
They both shook its hands
“If you need anything come on over!” it said and then left
“they were nice.” said builderman
“And pretty cute.” said telamon
And builderam felt a pain in his heart. Was telamon totally straight? He always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him sometimes on the forums
He didnt know if he would tell him he is gay and is in love with him
Then telamon gave him a sweet smile and he felt warm again
Telamon made a drink for him and builderman sat at the couch and drank beer. They turned on a movie and watched some funny tv shows and drank all nights until it was 7 am the next morning
Telamon pointed at the rising sun
“Hey builder look!” he laughed drunk. Builder stumbled over and tripped and fell right into telamons arms!! Suddenly they were starting in each others eyes. There faces started itching closer and closer when suddenly there was a knock at the door. Telamon blushed and let go of the embrace and went to the door.
‘’Hello?” he asked as he opened the door. Then there were two guys in black ski masks and they grabbed telamon and threw him down the apartment stairs and ran off. They kidnapped him!!!!
Builderman tried to run after their white van but couldnt run as fast as a car. He called the cops and cried in the apartment. Then suddenly he got a notification on roblox that said
“If you want to see him alive again make a video about 10 reasons why the roblox myths are awesome and ur wrong” he gasped. …
There was a knock at the door. Builderman went over to it and gasped
C00lkidd!!!
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Meanwhile somewhere in coastal rica
Telamon had a bag over his head and was punched hard
“Let me go!!!! I never got to tell builderman i love him!!!!!!”
“Well in that case…..”
Then he was shoved into a van and they started driving
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Builderman made tea for c00lkidd and him and c00lkidd looked at him sweetly
“Im so sorry, the banland gang will help you find him.’’
‘’I almost kissed him before he………..”
“Its ok…” he touched his hand. They looked sweet at each other.
“Im always here for you.”
C00lkidd leaned in and kissed builderman lightly on the lips and in a moment of desire and desperate he pulled c00lkidd close and kissed him harder they started making out and c00lkid got on builderman and started rubbing oh him. They made out and wiggled around the couch until builderman broke away
“I cant…….telamon…….”
“Oh…….. but he was a loser?”
“Go c00lkidd go away!!!”
And he grunted and left mad
Builderman went to his room to cry
The door slowly opened and telamon limped into the apartment and fell on the floor
“Builderman!” he said horsely
Builderman stopped crying and ran out and gasped
“Telamon!!!” and he ram to picl him up and help him stand
Telamon grabbed him and hugged him tight and sudden… his lips started touching his and they kissed. There tongues meshed and their lips intwined and they made out right there. When they stopped they smiled at each other
“Be my boyfriend?” said builderman
“Yes.”and they smiled and kissed again
“But i have to tell you tela…… before you came back c00lkidd was here and… and… and we made out.”
“C00LKIDD HAXZOR?!” he roared
“Im sorry……” telamon started crying and ran down the stairs
Then 1x looked telamons way he was running and than came in.
Builderman was crying and told it what was going on
“You should do something romantic to show your story and that he is your one and only!”
“Your right!” he wiped the tears off and 1x grabbed a camera and started recording
Builderman looked solely to the camera with love in his eyes
“Hi robloxians. Today i finally told telamon i love him like i said i would. But before that someone else came over and i kissed them. I love you telamon and it will never happen again. You are my light and joy and i would be proud to be…. Be your husband…” he said softly then 1x whipped a tear from its face and sniffled and turned off the camera
“That was amazing im sure he will say yes, its true love!” it said
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Warning: suicide and not descriptive sex scene(it is like a few lines with barely any detail)
Meanwhile in work at a pizza place
telamon was at the restaurant when someone sat beside him
“Telamon swordfighter?” He said. He looked up.
“Itrapped richpants?!” he almost flinched
“Yeah i heard you and builderman had a rough thing happen then he posted this….” and he pulled out his phone and went to a video and opened it to let him watch
Builderman was looking at the camera intense and started talking
“Today i finally told telamon it will never happen again. Never kiss him again. I am with someone else.” and then there was a sniffled sound and someone was behind the camera
Telamon started to cry silently but tried to look together
“Let me buy you a drink.” and itrapped ordered sake(an asian drink).
They started drinking and talking and laughing and having a good time
“Maybe i was wrong about you traps.” said telamon
Itrapped put his arm around him confrotingly
“Of course baby!”
They both drunkenly left the bar and stumbled into the hotel room itrapped was staying in. itrapped started kissing him and pushing him to the bed and they made out there. Then they started doing it. But telamon didnt know about the camera!!!!! It was being live streamed!!!!!!
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“I love you trappy!!!!!” cried telamon on the stream. Builderman and 1x watched, shocked and dumbfounded as they watched. 1x looked at builderman then black at the video
“H-how could he?!” Builderman stormed around the house. 1x tried to call him down but builderman opened the window……. AND JUMPED 1x screamed and called 999.
Telamon woke up with a hangover and threw up. Then he heard his phone ring and he picked it up. It was 1x yelling to the phone and calling him shit for what he did to builder man
“What?” said Telamon. “He said he found someone else?”
“What?! No he didn't. I'm sending you the video he made for you.” then it hung up and he got the notification for it. He opened it and his lover spoke words of love straight from the heart. He spun around and glared at itrapped.
“You liar!!!” he screamed then he threw his phone at itrapped and rand out
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Meanwhile in the hospital
Builderman was sitting in a chair watching a tv show when a nurse said “you have a guest.” he expected 1x with some mcdonalds or something but instead ... .telamon.
He flinched
“Wha do you want traitor.” he hissed at him
“I was lied to. He made me think you moved on and I slept with him ....”
“Are we even? Can we be together?”
“If you can forgive me.”
“I do. Do you forgive me?”
“Of course.”
Then they embraced and kissed. Builderman pulled away and knelt down and pulled a box out.
“I was going to do this somewhere better but… will you marry me?”
Telamon cried happy tears and nodded and they made out again
“Let's get you outta here!” said telamon and they left holding hands
Builderman got out of bed where his fiance was sleeping and he went into the bathroom. Then he spotted something in the sink that he guessed telamon forgot. He picked it out and looked. It had two lines and was…. A pregnancy test.
He busted out of the bathroom
“T-telamon?” he said and telamon sleepily got up and then gawked at what was in his hand
“I-i…”
“What is this?! Are you…”
He looked down ashamed
“I am going to the doctor tomorrow to check…please…go with me…they can do a test….”
He gulped.
“Ok. in the morning.’’
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They waited in the dr office until they called the team's name.
They went in and the dr came into the checkup room they were in
“Are you his husband?” asked the doctor
Builderman nodded
“Well we have to test his piss so if you'd step outside….”
And he did and went back in after the doctor came out with a cup of pee to test it. He sat next to telamon and helped his hand
The doctor came back and stared at his chart
“Well Mr swordfighter… you are pregnant.. And the mister CEO isn't the father.
They both dropped their jaws
It was a hot July day and the concert hall was decked in white everywhere. Telamon and builderman invited their fans for free to see their wedding but so many wanted to come that they had to get a concert hall. There was a preacher and a pretty white arch and music playing and food outside.
In the room with the telamon he was putting on his white robe and brushing his hair. He got a knock at the door and someone popped in
It was a scripter and clockwork robot!
“Clankers!!” he said and they went over to hug him
“I'm so excited for you!” said clockwork.
“Thanks. Scripter… will you walk me down the aisle? My dad doesn't accept im gay and wont do it…” he started to cry a little. Scripter hugged him
“Of course buddy!” and he put out his arm and he looked at it and they walked slowly out. They stood at the start of the red carpet that went to the arch and telamon laughed nervously and scripted Pat his arm and they started walking as the wedding song started playing. The robloxians went crazy and clapped and they stopped at the preacher and stood by him and waited.
They looked at the entrance and waited for builderman… The first 1x came out to be the bridesmaid and brighteyes did too. They looked gorgeous. Then…. Doombringer came out with builderman on his arm. They both smiled and builderman blushed wearing his light orange tux. Telamon started crying because he loved him so much.
\the music kept playing and brighteyes’s cats were in front of them with little rose petals baskets in their mouths and petals flew everywhere as they ran up the aisle. Builderman stood across him and they looked at each other with misty eyes
The priest smiled at them both and started talking
“Builderman CEO, do you take a telamon swordfighter to be your husband to hold and love forever as long as you both live?”
Builderman nodded
“Yes I do.”
“Telamon swordfighter do you take builderman ceo to be your husband to love and cherish for as long as you live?”
“I do!” said telamon
The fans looked happy and crying and 1x and bright eyes and scripter and clockwork and doombringer all cried happily too.
“If anyone thinks these two should not be married, speak now!”
And the room got quiet and nobody breathed.
Then someone stood up from the crowd and jumped on stage. It was itrapped!!!!!!
"Itrapped fancypants?!” telamon said
“Yes I don't think they should get married! He's carrying my baby!!” he shouted and the whole room gasped.
Builderman started crying and wished he was somewhere else
Mm2012 fans started screaming for itrapped and telamon to get married
Then scripter started going in to itrapped to push him away from the stage. Then suddenly fights started breaking out with all the fans and telamon and builderman ran away and the others escorted them. They all got to the limo and drove off fast.
“Builderman! Telamon! Come out here!”
Scripter and clock work and brighteyes and 1x and doombringer were outside the cabin they were staying in till everything blew over. The builderman looked out the window and gasped. Outside was a big trellis with roses and lots of food on a table and music started playing. There was balloons and everyone was dressed up
No way!
They went outside.
“What is this?!” they both asked blushing.
“We felt bad about what happened so we made you a nice private wedding with just us.” said 1x with a big smile
They all hugged and the scripter said “I can marry you. I do minecraft weddings but it can still count for you.” he said.
Then the builderman put out his hand and telamon took it.
“Shall we?”
He nodded and took his hand. He led him to the roses and the scripter stood in between them.
“Now telamon swordfighter do you take builderman CEO to be your husband? Will you love and cherish him in sickness and health?”
“I do.”
“And builderman CEO, do you take a telamon swordfighter to be your lovely wife through poverty and riches? For as long as you both live?”
“Yes I do!” said builderman back
Scripter smiled
“First… telamon…”
“Yes babe?”
“I want you to know… I want to adopt the baby.”
Telamon had happy tears in his eyes and the scripter said “I now pronounce you husband and wife.”
And they fell into a kiss.
The end