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in which the bfdie gang are in high school and make a group chat

Summary:

read the title

Notes:

my main bfdi school chat fic (the exitors one) is getting pretty serious so this is just a lighthearted side project

usernames:
hot dog - glizzy
money - Money
beach ball - beachb
rose - temu gooseworx
jammy - henchman
david - awseriously
ruler - boss
toothpaste - public enemy
needy - needy
sticker - sticktoit
fern - Fern!!
sidewalky - sidewalky

Chapter 1: in which chaos (predictably) ensues

Summary:

Money: Guys why am I the only one with a capitalised name

sticktoit: cuz ur #boring

beachb: facts❓❓

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

New Chat Room

sticktoit added 11 people.
sticktoit made Fern!! admin.
Fern!! changed colg
ate’s name to public enemy.

sticktoit: @everyone hi chat

beachb: yo

beachb: is this just a class gc

sticktoit: yeah but i added david

needy: REAL SHIT?

awseriously: 👋

needy: yooooo

Fern!!: yeah, we managed to find him on a different server! he was talking with some morse guy or something idk

glizzy: ok

sticktoit: shut up h*t d*g

Fern!!: why are we censoring it

sticktoit: you wouldnt get it

temu gooseworx: as soneone who doesn’t get it, can confrim

sticktoit: ROSE WTF IS THAT USER????

beachb: rhey do sound alike though

public enemy: fern why did you change my name

Fern!!: it’s true

public enemy: that’s it we are now enemies

beachb: just proving his point lmao

sidewalky: lmfao

Money: Guys why am I the only one with a capitalised name

sticktoit: cuz ur #boring

beachb: facts❓❓

boss: HENCHMAN! please shut them up my phone keeps pinging!

henchman: okay so uh i can’t do that but you can turn on do not disturb

henchman: i can show u how tmrw homeroom

boss: fine i can wait -_-

beachb: so anyways david

beachb: how’s your new school

awseriously: AW

awseriously: AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW AW 

beachb: wow

beachb: so interesting

public enemy: shut up you don’t even know davidian

needy: as someone who does (been taking duolingo on it)

needy: thats’s really damn interesting

needy: me n rose are visiting needle n flower for the fall break maybe we can meet your class then?

awseriously: 👍

beachb: okay all that aside

beachb: im goin to eep 😴

sticktoit: i think we all actually

sticktoit: u me needy n h*t d*g are still on

sticktoit: night yall

glizzy: night

needy: night bro

Notes:

cesnroed hot dog becuase he’s voiced by p*ter r*ette