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Jhoanna Robles and Aiah Arceta are very much still married.
Unfortunately, their sense of humor says otherwise.
They bicker in public like they’ve been through a messy settlement.
They say things like, “That’s why we separated, actually.”
They argue over snacks like it’s a custody battle.
Fans are convinced they’ve split.
Meanwhile, Jhoanna is literally holding Aiah’s bag.
Aiah is wearing Jhoanna’s hoodie.
They still go home together.
Someone finally asks, “Wait..... are you two divorced or not?”
Jhoanna shrugs. “Emotionally? Every Tuesday.”
Aiah smiles. “Legally? Still stuck with her.”
And then they walk off hand in hand,, leaving everyone more confused than before.