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Hologram + Constellation
Hologram: hey
Constellation: haii
Hologram: hows it goin
Constellation: good :D
Hologram: have you gotten lost yet
Constellation: uhh
Constellation: …no
Constellation: that'd be crazy
Hologram: lol ok
Hologram: whbere ru
Constellation: near the chips stall
Hologram: ok coming
i lost my nine of queens
Cartomancer: Are you two seriously this late?
Fortune Teller: hgujshgyejzvxjfgppwkjksl
Fortune Teller: i forgot wehre i put my keysg
Cartomancer: Sigh… of course.
Cartomancer: What I wouldn't do for a day of simplicity with this group.
Fortune Teller: havent heard aynthing from sixth
Cartomancer: He's probably left his phone behind to instead try to communicate with us through his supposed telepathy.
Fortune Teller + 8 Ball
Fortune Teller: Do i have any messages from sixht @8ball
8 Ball: Generating...
8 Ball: Of course not!
Fortune Teller: ty future seeing ball
Fortune Teller: youre wisdom trancsends all on earth
8 Ball: If you have any complaints, suggestions, or questions, please contact the creator of this app here! We'd love your input.
Fortune Teller: whar
I lost my nine of queens
Fortune Teller: all seeing ball says i have no messages from sxth
Cartomancer: Okay…
Cartomancer: I'm sure Sixth is doing just fine.
dairy queens
Perkeo: everything going alright over there everyone?
Canio: bro istg these fukcers are so annoying
Canio: they're always so fucking nerdy and shit with these chips
Perkeo: well, yeah, it does take a smarter mind to understand how chips vs mult dynamics work
Canio: ok well tbf some of them seem to be absolute bricks
Perkeo: lol
Perkeo: im talking to some psychic about my naneinf activities
Perkeo: they seem VERY interested
Canio: ugh why tf did I hvae to be the chips guy
Yorick: L should've just gone with paper
Canio: SHTU UP
Yorick: you always underestimate the power of the stone
Bull + Bootstraps
Bull: hmmm this canio guy
Bull: makin me wanna
Bull: be a chips joker
Bootstraps: whatttttt
Bootstraps: yknow what chips are like cmon
Bull: idc if its less aura or whatev
Bootstraps: but
Bootstraps: the job’s so much more unreliable
Bootstraps: and for what
Bull: fun
Bootstraps: our dad can’t afford both a chips and a mult equipment set
Bull: ew
Bull: ur gonna be a stinky dumb mult joker
Bootstraps: m8 cmon
Bootstraps: flat mult is def more consistent
Bootstraps: for a stable relaxed job
Bull: i dont wanna doa dumb 9 to 5
Bootstraps: with plenty of vacation days
Bull: i wanna do chips with this weird canio murderer guy
Bull: more fun
Bootstraps: it’s not alway
Bootstraps: wait wdym murderer
Bull: oh uh i read his phone he didnt notice lol
Bull: whoever liverdy sheep is there gonna die nextg tuesday
Bootstraps: WSHAT
Bootstraps: WAT DO YOU MEAN HES A MURDERER
Bull: ikr sounds fun
Bootstraps: AJJSDHDHDDHHDJFFJIC
Bootstraps: BULL
Bootstraps: WE CANT ASSOCIATE WITH THISKIND OF THING
Bootstraps: WTF WHAT IF WE GET KILLED
Bull: i meannnnn
Bull: we could
Bull: ig
Bull: but he seems chill
Bull: yo wait hes right behind me
Bull: hi sir canio man
Canio + Bootstraps
Canio: hey
Bootstraps: um hi
Canio: you better
Canio: not fuckin tell ANYONE about what i do on the weekends
Canio: if youh want your family to be safe...
Bootstraps: uh
Bootstraps: ok...!!
arrest me once, shame on you
Swashbuckler: mateys
Swashbuckler: guess what
Burglar: yeah waht
Swashbuckler: stole some nerds phone
Swashbuckler: too busy talkin to red head to notice lol
Burglar: omg W
Burglar: gimmie it ill crack itin a sec
Card Sharp: naw bro
Card Sharp: already
Card Sharp: well now im jealous...
Card Sharp: hmmmm
Swashbuckler: alr ill slide it to you in a sec
Swashbuckler: come over to the econ section
Hologram + Constellation
Hologram: where ru???
Constellation: still at the chips stall
Hologram: yea im at the chips place
Hologram: dont see you
Constellation: look harder
Hologram: did you buy some already or
Hologram: should i get us some
Constellation: what
Hologram: what
Constellation: oh
Constellation: bro
Constellation: not the fucking fish and chips store
Constellation: the chips stall IN the venue
Constellation: please theres too many people here
Hologram: oh shit mb
Constellation: also i would like them twisted with mayo thanks