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LALALALAL it's such a lovely day!
the sun is shining straight into my eyes, and onto the killer's house as well! i don't think they noticed the fire did they SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO THE STORY
the killers. are Zwakng WAKING up...
i mean everyone except pursuer who went out to hunt for food because why else would he go out. but oursuer came back and started making BREKFEAST. for everyone because he's such a master chef amirite.
harken wakes! and goes to the big magnificent garden she tends to that every group of murderers who is running away from the police and governemtn should have.
artful wakes next or some shit and goes to hog the bathroom to put on his makeup i gue
badware and kd dont actually neeed to sleep do they. profabaly not but they prolly need to charge o sum sh💔 so they're doing that and REFUSE to stop mecause they LAZY..
anyway artful comes down to eat breakfast yeah... pursuer, who is wearing a "kiss the chef" apron and THE chefs hat notices artufl. simce pursuer is madter class chess of course he has a phd in english. "Hello Artful! I made breakfast since using my immaculate maths skills, I easily calculated what time you were going to wake up and how much time you would spend putting on your makeup, and using my interdimensional prediction skills also figured you wanted a baguette today."
artful just looks at oursuer like "dawg what the hell" and starts eating his baguette whole of course
harken opens the door opens and comes inside, but it's ok she has her noise-cancelling headphones on.
FINALLY these two CLANKERS come out of their rooms. they done chargin g i guess. anyway badware goes like "YO_ WASSUP_GNG" to which killdroid responds with "[SHUT UP]"
i have 0 ideas right now so i'll continue this eventually but i will stay true to what the summary says. well, remember the fire from the start of the story? take a guess as to what happened :D