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Hey yall :) This chapter is simply just an introduction to all the characters that are featured in this fic. I don’t know what specifically I want to write first but I just wanted to at least get this fic out there.
I MIGHT add more characters, though I probably won’t add too many. Don’t expect there to end up being like more than 20 of these guys lol.
Anyways, here's some information!
*This is not actually canon to the media in question, it’s purely headcanon.
Name: Peppa Pig
Franchise: Peppa Pig
Age: 5
Occupation: Singer
Nationality / Ethnicity: British
Sexuality: Hasn’t Thought On It Yet*
Fun Fact: Has beef with Adele.
Name: Pink
Franchise: SSP Algicosathlon
Age: 19*
Occupation: Student*
Nationality / Ethnicity: Algerian-French-Canadian (Living in Canada)*
Sexuality: Lesbian*
Fun Fact: Has canonically threatened to kill two people.
Name: Maroon
Franchise: ErikTheOrange’s Algodecathlon (Negative Algodecathlon, as I’ve called it)
Age: 28*
Occupation: Farmer
Nationality / Ethnicity: American*
Sexuality: Gay*
Fun Fact: Mostly grows eggplants.
Name: Poppy
Franchise: Dandy’s World
Age: 20
Occupation: Former TV Star
Nationality / Ethnicity: American*
Sexuality: Aroace*
Fun Fact: Doesn’t know how to drive.
Name: Mannequin_Mark
Franchise: Regretevator
Age: 49*
Occupation: Construction Worker
Nationality / Ethnicity: American*
Sexuality: Gay
Fun Fact: Was part of a cult.
Name: Riya Sharma
Franchise: Disventure Camp
Age: 32
Occupation: Actress
Nationality / Ethnicity: Indian (Living in America)
Sexuality: Straight
Fun Fact: A Riya RP account got a hit tweet for expressing her desire to kill a white twink for a chocolate lava cake.
Name: Donut Dave
Franchise: Field Trip Z
Age: 47*
Occupation: Police Officer
Nationality / Ethnicity: American*
Sexuality: Bisexual*
Fun Fact: According to the Field Trip Z Wiki, Donut Dave is married to Dumpster Diver Dan (This is probably not ACTUALLY canon but idc it’s canon to me)
Name: Lavender
Franchise: Algicosathlon Bonfire
Age: 18*
Occupation: Self-Defense Instructor*
Nationality / Ethnicity: Australian
Sexuality: Pansexual*
Fun Fact: Lavender has canonically beaten up children before.
Name: Khloe Kardasim
Franchise: SimGM / The Kardasims
Age: 41
Occupation: Booty Booty Pop Juice Ambassador
Nationality / Ethnicity: Simerican
Sexuality: Straight
Fun Fact: Can float on water.
Name: Raquelle
Franchise: Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse
Age: 18*
Occupation: Model
Nationality / Ethnicity: American
Sexuality: Straight
Fun Fact: Has canonically dragged a 6-year-old on live TV.