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In ' THE REALEST HOMOS' gc
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spaceROCKS: im so mad summer is ending in a week
bandannahoarder: bruh me too
all of last year ppl stared at me bc of my tics
but I just beat them up
baseballfag: yall remember the one time I had a seizure in the middle of the hallway
I knew I tasted something metallic
rabidpoodle: if I was u and I tasted something I would've stayed home
baseballfag: yah BUT I HAD A TEST OKAY😒
lilstagger: fuck that test
paperaddxct: ok sure 👍
lilstagger: DONT ACTUALLY FUCK A TEST WHAT??
paperaddxct: why u just told me too
lilstagger: i disnt but ok
bandannahoarder: OWW
bruh i just had a tic where my shoulders snapped back and touched each other
rabidpoodle: eugh picturing that gives me goosebumps
spaceROCKS: ARE UR SHOULDERS OK AFTER THAT??😨
bandannahoarder: they still hurt actually so no i guess not
paperaddxct: could never be me 👎
bandannahoarder: fuck u u look like a bingchilling🖕
baseballfag: u mean bīng qí lín??
also why are u calling billy an icecream
bandannahoarder: bc thats what hes shaped like
his big ass head is the icecream part and his twig ahh body is the cone
lilstagger: faahhhhhhh
paperaddxct: stfu quandale dingle
(robin and griffin)
lilstagger: IK U DID NOT JUST CALL ME QUANDALE DINGLE
that’s literally ur twin tf
bandannahoarder: gangalang how are u calling me quandale dingle when u look like THAT..
i would kms if i looked like u shit
paperaddxct: oh u got autocorrect here u go *i would look at myself in the mirror and be a fiend over myself
bandannahoarder: first off all who does that
second of all, HUELES A MIERDA, MALDITA PERRA SUCIO, TE ODIO, MUERAS EN UNA ZANJA SUCIO
spaceROCKS: smbdy pls translate
rabidpoodle: “ you smell like shit, you fucking dirty bitch, i hate you, may you die in a ditch”
paperaddxct: yall im scared now 😨
bandannahoarder: u should be
paperaddxct: 😱😰🥶
rabidpoodle: PLEASE stop with the emojis twin
baseballfag: yh those emojis arent it gangalang
bandannahoarder: i think billy’s texts and emojis gave me a migraien
spaceROCKS: WAIT ACTUALLY???😭
bandannahoarder: YES i have a migraine it hurts so bad
its like knifes stabbing the back and front of my head
paperaddxct: how do my texts give u migraines
rabidpoodle: just reread ur messages aand u’ll have ur answer
paperaddxct: WOW ok rude😒
bandannahoarder: i js thrwe up bc of the migraine… i hate dis lide
spaceROCKS: for anyone who needs it, *i hate this life
baseballfag: thx
hearted by @spaceROCKS
rabidpoodle: i am not going to school for the first week apparently bc ive had like a lot of sleep attacks recently
i dont mind bc i dont wnna go to school
baseballfag: lucky but also not lucky
u good?
rabidpoodle: yh im good
its just that there happening more than usual
lilstagger: hmmm i smell fagsds
i smell fag behaviorrre
lilstagger:
https://es.pinterest.com/pin/326722147985897619/
bandannahoarder: BAHAHAHSHHHAHAH
yall js gon take tht??
paperaddxct: nah jit thts crazy😨
rabidpoodle: shut your bitch ass up dont think we dont see u and griffin
rabidpoodle:
https://es.pinterest.com/pin/730427633339389713/
bandannahoarder: ok v kinda cooked with that one icl
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ONE WEEK TIMESKIP
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