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The map was teapot paraside, a classic, usually an easy win for double trouble if artistry and Orchestraful weren't paired together.
"Why are you like this?.."
Artistry said as he watched Orchestraful shove a peice of cake in his mouth without breaking eye contact with artistry. His floating hands stood by his side his jaw working to chew the cake as slow as infuriatingly possible doing anything to stall the fact that they had to murder.
"Its always important to get full before doing any sort of magic tricks yin yang."
"I genuinely hope you get shot to death"
Orchestraful only chuckled, that same smug noise that grated on artistrys nerves. He knew Orchestraful was teasing him, wanting to make him snap, but artistry had been in this situation many times and he saw through Orchestrafuls same old tricks of stuffing his face with something random that he snatched from sweettooth. Artistrys didn't give Orchestraful a second to continue baiting him and he went off, breaking the wooden planks as he left the killer spawn leaving Orchestraful alone with his cake and new ideas. He walked slowly taking his time watching artistrys from afar dodge a bullet only to get stunned by a revolver far off in the distance. He sighed, one of realization that his stalling did not work and he had to actually help.
The round was almost over of course, almost a full minute spent on trying to ragebait artistry but to no avail. Most of their walls broke down from time or civilians manually breaking away the loose material. Both artistry and Orchestraful found themselves next to one another again, a minute left in the round, the civilians healing eachother at the other side of the map, there was no point in trying to fight if they were all full hp and off cooldown.
"Wow. Thank you Orchestraful, you managed to take away a full minute of time trying to ragebait me now look where we stand!"
"You'll live, besides, we have much better plans."
"You? With a better plan? The person who stuffs his face with cake? YOU?"
Orchestraful didn't respond to artistrys sarcasm instead pulling the man behind a broken down wall that they were very familiar with from constant looping. Artistry did not seem impressed at first being pulled behind somewhere secluded was something Orchestraful had a habit of doing. But this was new, his back was pressed firmly against the wet concrete, he could feel the cold vines rubbing against his skin even through his divided suit, his cape did nothing to keep any warmth but he could feel something bubbling in his chest, not arousal, he pushed that thought away.
He couldn't be getting wet by simply getting pinned to a wall he just wasn't like that but looking at Orchestrafuls face made him think twice about that possibility, that calculating look in his eyes that artistry was familiar with, the hand placement against his waist. The floating hands weren't doing artistry any justice either unbuttoning his suit or rubbing the sensitive skin of his stomach from underneath his suit sending shivers down his spines, one of Orchestrafuls real hand reached up to grip artistrys neck lifting it up exposing his skin as his mouth pressed against artistrys neck sucking in a purple hickey, a gasp escaped from him even before he could hide the noise his teeth clamping down on his bottom lip hard enough to cause blood. He couldn't afford to show that he was actually getting affected or else he would never hear the end of it bite marks bloomed on his neck as Orchestraful didn't stop on just one hickey.
"hnng fuckk..."
Artistry whimpered out as one of Orchestrafuls floating hands reached down and pulled artistrys pants down slowly and teasingly making sure the cold fingers prickled against artistrys skin the fabric bunching up against the floor only leaving his underwear out in the wind and his bare legs exposed to anyone who was curious enough to look for them. Orchestraful pressed his body closer letting the warmth of his body combat the cold. The only thing that wasn't background noise was artistrys needy sounds and Orchestraful teeth breaking skin and licking up the blood pulling artistry into a kiss and sharing the taste of his own blood. Orchestrafuls other actual hand reached towards the middle of artistrys underwear entering his entire hand to cup over the wetness gathering around artistrys cunt and spreading it around with one finger. Artistry bit down harder onto his lip resiting the moan that bubbled in his throat wary of being heard by the civilians and cursed with the embarrassment of being found sensitive with biting and sucking. One finger found artistrys tight hole entering slowly and making room for two causing the wetness to gush out and cover Orchestrafuls finger for smoother thrusting. Another finger entered without much loosing as Orchestraful got impatient quickly curling his finger inside the warmth that clenched around his finger desperate for something thicker to fill it. Despite artistrys best efforts he couldn't hold back his moans and released his bottom lip that was swolllen and bleeding moaning freely without a care in the world.
"Mon Dieu... T'es un monstre..."
His breathing hitched as Orchestraful curled his fingers reaching a spot his own fingers could never reach, a loud choked moan escaped his lips before a floating hand clamped down onto his mouth. The fingering and the pain from his sore neck created a cocktail of sensation and now that he was forced to keep quiet realizing that they could get caught made his vision deliciously dizzy.
"Shh shh, you don't want us to get found right?"
Artistrys whimper was muffled underneath the floating hand, an acknowledgement to Orchestraful warning as his fingers continued their fast motion. His floating hands stretched the frabic to expose his colllarbone giving Orchestraful more work to paint artistrys neck in bites and hickeys. Artistry couldn't take the fingering and needed something more, something that could stretch him open. Even through the floating hand covering his mouth the begging in his voice was obvious.
"Please.. please Orchestraful i-i need more.."
"Hmmm.. more of whattt? Be specific."
"You know exactly what i want you idiot"
Orchestraful did know, he wasn't that stupid, but time was almost running out and he had an idea. He hummed against artistrys neck as his other floating hands reached down to grip artistrys ankles and lift them up in the air pressing his crotch against the soaked underwear. He pulled his fingers out of artistrys stretched hole and shoved them inside artistrys mouth letting his tounge lick up his own salty-sweet taste, he unbuckled his pants not bothering to pull them down reaching into his boxers and pulling out his hardened cock letting it sit on artistrys stomach. Artistry was already half focused on everything instead putting most of his attention into cleaning Orchestraful fingers not noticing the solid warmth against his stomach until Orchestraful pressed the tip against the underwear is when artistrys noticed with a sharp squeak.
"No warning?.. fuck you make me go crazy."
He rocked his hips against the tip begging for penetration without wanting to beg for it, a quiet whimper escaped him his hands gripping Orchestrafuls shoulder. One of Orchestrafuls floating hands reached down to pull away the wet fabric. Orchestraful pressed his cock against artistry teasing it by rubbing the hole in circles without entering. A simple sharp moan and a beg made Orchestraful press harder like he was doing to enter in one second.
ROUND OVER! CIVILIANS WIN!
The civilians dissapeared and so did the two killers. Both artistry and Orchestraful seperated from eachother for different rounds.
