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Dazai stared at the letter from The JFA. It was an invitation to a soccer facility called Blue Lock. Well...he doesn't have any missons soon, so why not go? if not just to piss Mori off.
Dazai takes a picture of the letter and clicks on one of his contacts.
Slug(Wine Addict🍷)
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Me:Yo do u think it would piss off mori if I went?
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):Wait. u play soccer?
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):Answer
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):Answer???
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):OMFG FUCK U.
Me:awhhh did u miss me?? but yea I do.
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):honest to god go fuck yourself.
Me:u say that everyday be more creative bru:/
Me:anyway im attending have fun bye urself Slug!!1!!1!!!!!!1
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):Wait, wdym???
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):Respond.
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):RESPOND.
read.
Slug(Wine Addict🍷):Actually yk what nvm die or wtv.
Dazai sighed while putting his phone down, another successful day of pissing off Chuuya.
...
Well, atleast he has a day before he has to go to it.
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"Living itself is the source of sin."
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Dazai stood outside the building where this invitation was, it...was something he supposed.
Dazai opened the door only to be greeted by a bunch of other teenagers staring at him before they went back to looking around.
Dazai walked to the middle of the crowd near the front, standing next to Blue Haired boy and a White haired boy.
The White haired boy seemed to notice Dazai first, giving him a small wave.
"Oh, Hey, I'm Ryosuke Kira." Dazai nods back at him, glancing at the Blue Haired boy expectantly.
The blue haired boy seemed to finally notice him, also giving him a small wave.
"I'm Isagi Yoichi. Nice to meet you."
"I'm Osamu Dazai. Nice to meet you too!"
Dazai then turned back to the stage where he assumed the person who was speaking would show up, and they finally did.
he was just a guy. A really, Really ugly guy. Why does his neck look even look like that?
Dazai zoned out once he started speaking, not really bothering to listen, because god was he boring, like he would rather watch a video of Chuuya falling down the stairs on repeat. Actually- He takes that back because that would be absolutely hilarious.
Dazai stops zoning out once he realizes the doors are finally open. though he does kind of wonder why everyone looks like they saw their first corpse or something.
Dazai shrugs it off, just deciding to go through the doors and get this over with. Though he was really surpised when People started running through and shoving him. Ugh, whatever.
Dazai walks to the bus closest to the doors after giving a burner phone to the professional looking woman who's name he missed during the weird speech, and sits down at the back, not wanting to deal with other people.
Dazai sighs, resting his head on his palm, wondering how his brother was doing. It was weird, he hadn't even thought about his brother for a few years now. He could barely remember what his voice sounded like.
...
whatever, there was no point in thinking about the past.
Dazai glances up as they finally reach the Blue Lock facility, getting up from his seat as the bus stops, and quickly leaving the bus and going inside, looking for the place he was supposed to go. he was number 283 in Team Z.
Dazai stopped infront of the Team Z door, opening it, and looking at the inside. there was a boy sleeping on the floor mumbling to himself, and some other people there too, all dressed in the same clothing(That, mind you, looked ugly as fuck. He wouldn't even wish wearing that on his worst enemy.) but sadly, it was probably mandatory.
Dazai just grabbed the ugly ass clothing and changed quickly, luckily, either nobody noticed, or they simply didn't care enough to ask about his bandages, which was good for him because he did not want to explain, hell even his 'it's a fashion statement' explanation felt too exhausting to say right now.
Dazai sighs, sitting down on the floor next to the sleeping boy, ignoring everyone else until the announcement started.
"Welcome Team Z to blue lock!"(and blah blah blah smth abt tag.)
Dazai mostly zoned out during the game of 'tag'(more like hitting eachother with a ball until someone loses), and Just stayed out of everyone's way, letting them figure that shit out by themselves.
then, finally, one of them lost. the white haired boy named Kira if he remembers correctly. and after he lost he started yelling and looking like he was going to burst a blood vessel or kill someone, or maybe both.
Dazai sneaked a small video of it and sent it to Chuuya, with a text immediately after that that said 'That u??' to which Dazai was then told to 'fuck off and die.'
Dazai put the phone away after that, couldn't be caught with it after all.
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"Mine has been a life of much shame. I can't even guess myself what it must be to live the life of a human being"
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After that, the next three days went on pretty calmly, just had to practice and train, which wasn't that hard. and then, the peace just had to be interrupted because they were going to do something called 'The first selection.'
God get him out of THIS HELL.