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3rd person POV
Hajime and Nagito were on their way to Ibuki's afterparty after attending her concert. Ibuki was initially planning to invite everyone who was a VIP but with Nekomaru being a manager, convinced her to only invite close friends to prevent any stalkers(since the afterparty is at her house)
Nagito's POV
It's been nearly 30 minutes since me and Hajibae left Ibuki's concert, and it was very.. Ibuki! I expected nothing less from someone as musically talented as her~
But sadly, me and Hajibae are stuck in very heavy traffic. Considering how lucky I usually am, I was hoping my luck would make us get to the location a bit faster.. but it seems like even something like luck can't be on my side.. cause the traffic me and Hajibae are in is so bad the car is just stopped as if we're in a parking lot.. how awful~
I look at Hajibae and blush a little. I know he's angry.. but what if i made him angrier just because?
Hajime's POV
This traffic is REALLY starting to piss me off. What the fuck could be happening that caused traffic to be this bad? Is it a car accident? Something in the way of the road like a big ass branch or a dead deer? Or is there someone many miles ahead of us who just doesn't know how to drive? If it turns out to be the last option, I'm never driving on this highway again. As I try to find ways to calm myself down, I feel my phone go off. With how this traffic is looking, I should be fine to look at it. Seems to be a text from Ibuki..
Music Girl 🎸: HAJIMEEE 😆
What is it Ibuki?
Music Girl 🎸: Where are you guys? Ibuki is getting worried 😖 Are you guys ditching 🥲
No! No! Me and Nagito aren't ditching your party! We're just caught up in some really bad traffic..
Music Girl 🎸: BAD TRAFFIC?! WOW!!! Sounds really bad 🥲 Ibuki's party will last a really long time, so Ibuki hopes you and Nagito can make it 🥳
I turn off my phone after that, sighing in annoyance, this traffic will be the death of me. And so will Nagito who looks like he's planning something, speaking of him planning something..
"Nagito."
Nagito's POV
As I heard my name being called by Hajibae, I look up at him, trying to look as innocent as possible.
"What is it Hajibae?" I ask, trying to suppress a smile.
Hajibae narrows his eyes at me, his emerald green and hellish red eyes looking directly at me, "What are you planning?"
I just smile, "Nothing Hajibae. You know how happy I feel when I'm around you."
Hajibae rolls his eyes, "Right, right.. just 'being happy around me'." He then puts my face in between his hand.
"Don't mess with me Nagito. We've been together long enough that I can read you like a book. Spit it out."
I can't help but make a breathless giggle as Hajime squishes my face with his hand, goodness he's so hot when he does this.
Hajibae puts more pressure on my face for a brief second before looking back at the road, moving up slightly moving up the car.
"If you try something, I'm gonna be pissed Nagito." Hajime said, each word becoming more agitated, seems like this traffic is really getting to him.
An Hour Later...
3rd Person POV
Hajime and Nagito have been stuck in traffic for almost 2 hours, and it seems like luck is straying farther and farther from them. Nagito is messing around with the radio in an attempt to piss Hajime off even more, and its working! Hajime looks like he's on the verge of snapping.
Hajime side eyes Nagito, his anger quickly rising as he kept on changing the radio
"Nagito," Hajime hissed "Stop messing with the damn radio."
Nagito just smiles smugly. "Why not? I'm just trying to find a good song."
Hajime sighs in annoyance, "You've been doing this for the past five minutes. You're not trying to 'find' a damn thing."
Nagito switches the radio again, clearly pushing his luck. "And what are you going to do about it?"
Nagito POV
As I said that, Hajime starts taking off his tie, I immediately start blushing, giggling as if I saw the funniest thing on this planet
"H-Hajibae! Maybe not here ? The traffic may be heavy but there's people in cars next to us!"
Hajibae sighs and grabs my hands. "I don't plan on doing that in a fucking car. I'm not some hormonal loser."
As Hajibae starts putting his tie around my hands, I can't help but make another comment.
"You sure? Cause I feel like your actions say otherwise."
Hajibae sighs and flicks my forehead, "This is so you don't try pissing me off anymore."
I frown. "Hajibae? Why???"
Hajibae just ignores me and looks back at the still filled up road of traffic. If he wants to be like that.. fine. If I can't annoy him with my hands, then my feet will have to do. But how can I? I don't have much leg room to lift my legs up...
Hajime POV
Since I tied Nagito up, I feel much less stressed now that I don't need to worry THAT much about him. But knowing him, he's probably trying to find another way to piss me off.. probably with his feet or something. But i'm not worried about it, this car isn't that big. Hopefully he'll think twice before trying to piss me off again.