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Look Technoblade loves his husband. Is he going to tell the elytarian they shouldn’t be stealing some random egg in nest they found at the top of a mountain they climbed?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
This egg is theirs now…
And that’s how they ended up with Wilbur a vulture avian.
Then there was the time that Philza came home early from a nether ingredient run with an egg.
Techno had to build a whole new fireplace to keep the egg warm enough in the nesting room.
Then they had Tommy, a gremlin hybrid.
So it it should be no surprise that when Philza comes back with two eggs that can walk on their own, that Technoblade just… Fixes up the nest room in the Antarctic Empire’s palace.
Because those are their kids now.
Technoblade is used to Philza bringing them kids home anyways.