A story I wrote in the 3rd grade and decided to post, as it’s such bullshit somebody else needs to see this as well.
Posted exactly as written. Typos and all.
This was written for my 3rd grade book it was PRINTED OUT in a PUBLISHED book (that you can only get online) for all students and parents to look back on. I don’t think the teacher read these story’s. Enjoy!
Yes English is my first and only language.
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
There was a rich black cat and a goldrutrever dog thay were bestfriend’s went to the pet store that has pet toy’s. The cat got a cat bed and a catfood maker and dog get nofining. So, dog hid cat’s stuf at home. The next day cat called dog on the phoen and sead “waer is my stuf?” dog sead “come to my howe at 2p.m.” Cat did. Dog sead “sit on my rag in the family room.” cat sead “ok” Dog sead “stae still.” cat sead “ok” Dog ate cat all up.
Thank you for reading whatever I was on in the third grade. This is why I’ve always swore off writing and publishing works.
Also no, my mom won’t test me for dyslexia because I “read perfectly fine”
I might get myself tested tho.
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