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I’m making this because there aren’t enough Devesto x Artful fanfics
Anyway, there are some headcanons here soooo
I headcannon that Artful is still learning English a bit, so he forgets words 🥹
Also Devesto just really likes starring at Artful
Artful has a slightly fast metabolism
Devesto worries too much for Artful and it makes him confused since he usually isn’t like that.
I also headcanon that Devesto hates the feeling of love but he really didn’t have a choice if he wanted to love or not.
Also to signify text:
When thinking:
Character: ‘Woah this is a thought!’
When speaking:
Character: “I am speaking!”
*:..｡₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊*ﾟ¨ﾟﾟ
Artful, a well-known French magician, was performing one night at his stage he rented out. Many people attended, as usual, many being there for the drinks and others to see the performances he would do.
One person in the crowd differed from the rest, an exploiter by the name Devesto. Devesto was also well known, but not for being a good person, rather for the opposite. He often ruined people’s lives, but it was odd for him to be at Artful’s show, especially since he was paying such close attention to him while having a couple of drinks.
When doing an act, Artful noticed the man, who was fairly confused, but they both locked eyes for a second. The magician looked away, paying more attention to the acts he was performing rather than him. Devesto caught onto that and just stared at him more, he was a bit tipsy from the drinking but he could still form cognitive thoughts.
Devesto: ‘Maybe all these drinks are getting to my head because I don’t remember the stupid French magician being so hot. Yeah it must be that.’
Artful continued to perform, occasionally glancing over at Devesto, questioning why he was there in the first place.
Artful: ‘How did this criminal even get past security into this place? He probably bribed them or something. Why is he staring at me so much? I should pay attention to my performances.’
Artful was eventually done with his performances, being thrown roses and maybe a glass or two from drunk people. He stepped off stage elegantly, walking toward the exploiter that went by the name Devesto.
Devesto: “What do you want, French man?”
Artful: “I was just wondering why you were paying such close attention to me. Only children who came with their alcoholic parents paid as much attention as you did.”
Devesto: “Maybe because when drinking, you look a lot hotter. I’ve seen you multiple times before but I never thought I’d see the magician himself in front of me.”
Artful: “You’re clearly drunk and delirious right now. No sober man would call me hot without regretting it.”
Devesto: “I can think just fine and I don’t regret it at all. I’ll even say that I want to kiss you until we both pass out. I mean it idiot.”
Artful just stood there in shock, not expecting him to say those words. Devesto just stared at him with a stupid grin, like he always did.
Artful: “Just meet me later tonight..”
Devesto: “Ooohhhh can’t wait to see you again, pretty boy~”
Artful: “Just shut up you idiot before anyone hears us.”
Artful walked away, looking back for a second and noticing that Devesto was watching his every move. Artful didn’t really think much of it and went backstage to take a break from performing and practice a bit of his tricks before going back on stage.
Artful: ‘Why did I even tell him that, he probably won’t leave me alone after this. God I’m such an idiot, but yet again, he isn’t that bad looking himself. Eh, maybe this wasn’t that big of a mistake after all.’
Artful eventually walked back on stage, ready to perform again. Before he could even announce his first act, Devesto was looking at him like he was looking at a divine being. Artful blushed a bit but his makeup covered it up enough for it to not be visible.
The rest of the night went smoothly, no humiliation, no mistakes in his acts, just perfection. Artful was quite surprised he was able to go a whole night with no issues and with zero injuries. Or maybe the glass that was accidentally thrown caused an injury but he didn’t feel anything so he just assumed it didn’t.
Artful then remembered what he told Devesto, now he had to actually follow through and meet him outside. Why did he even say that in the first place? Well because he noticed how much of an idiot Devesto looked and also he wanted to ask some questions.
Artful walked outside, seeing the exploiter yet again, just standing there like he had no thoughts running through his head. Devesto got closer to the magician as he stood there.
Devesto: “Soooo, what did you want me here for? I’m a busy guyy I can’t be here for long, darling~”
Artful: “Dieu, pourquoi es-tu comme ça..? (God, why are you like this..?)”
Artful: “Anyway, I wanted to speak with you because you shouldn’t even be here! Aren’t you a criminal? Why would you go to a public place and wear something so flashy?! Are you insane?!”
Devesto: “Relax French boy, I was just here to have a couple of drinks and maybe look at you for far too long. You’re pretty hot when you forget something and you think for quite a bit~! Also, I’m not a criminal. I’ve never been caught before and people should fear my presence.”
(Lil bro is NOT tuff)
Devesto put his hands on Artful’s waist, leaning in to kiss him but Artful stopped him before he could.
Artful: “QUE FAIS-TU? (WHAT ARE YOU DOING?)”
Devesto: “Just speak English pretty boy, it’ll make things a lot easier and help me understand.”
Artful: “E- ehh? What a- are you doing?”
Devesto just stood there, still holding him close and looking at him like “well, what do you think?” The French magician just stared back at him, already knowing the answer.
Artful: “Nevermind.. but I’m not here to give kisses out for free you know..”
Devesto: “What a shame, I liked what we were about to do. Come on Artieee~ just make an exception for me~!”
Artful: “Fine, but this is just a one time thing. This isn’t anything serious.”
Artful kissed him, needing to pull him down a bit because he was fairly tall. Devesto was quick to kiss him back, wanting to turn this into a make out session. Maybe Devesto was being a bit too forward because it made Artful let out a little gasp. The exploiter took advantage of it and slipped his tongue into his mouth.
Artful was surprised by his boldness, gasping again. Devesto took this as him enjoying it so he continued, making the magician let out a small noise of pleasure.
Devesto: ‘Man, he’s so hot when he makes those noises.’
Artful: ‘I hate how I’m enjoying this makeout session with Devesto but why is he so good at it?’
Artful ended up breaking the kiss from needing to get air. Devesto didn’t let go of him though, they were both panting, needing air.
Devesto: “Come onnnn my French magician, huff, I know you want moreeee~!”
Artful: “Whatever.. I already said that this was a one time thing. Y- you can always call me if you want.”
Artful handed Devesto a piece of paper containing his number, surprise surprise, Artful’s handwriting looked magnificent. Devesto didn’t even believe for a second that he wrote this but he placed the paper in his pocket, knowing exactly what he was going to do when he got home.
Artful: “You’re still a bit tipsy, I’m not letting you go back to your house like this by yourself. Err.. where do you live anyway?”
The exploiter gave Artful his location and the kind man brought him home in his car. Devesto had expected that he would have a limousine but he then thought about how expensive things were nowadays so it made sense. The magician's car still looked nice, it had a black exterior that looked nice under light and a silky feeling inside. You could still tell that he was at least a bit more on the richer side than most people.
Artful: ‘Pourquoi est-ce que je fais ça? (Why am I even doing this?)’
Eventually the two arrived at Devesto’s house, Artful waited in the car, expecting Devesto to just walk into his house. Devesto on the other hand was waiting for Artful to open his door like the gentleman he was. Artful finally put the pieces together and got out the car just to open Devesto’s door, he was finally pleased. The magician was just a bit annoyed that he had to do that for him specifically because he had never told him.
Devesto: “Oh Artieeee can you be a darling and walk me to my house? Maybe even stay over for the night?”
Artful: “I can walk you to your house but I’m not staying over for the night, I’m busy.”
Devesto rolled his eyes but held Artful’s hand as they both walked to his house. It wasn’t a far walk, Devesto was planning on taking him with him but he didn’t agree. What a shame.
Artful left but not without giving the exploiter a kiss on the cheek before leaving.
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Artful was awoken by multiple texts and calls from an unknown number, he assumed it was Devesto. What did he need now at 4 am? Artful decided to answer one of his calls.
Devesto: “Hey French boy, I forgot you had given me your phone number yesterday.”
Artful: “What do you want now, idiot.”
Devesto: “I just want you to come over, I wanna talk to you for a bit love~”
Artful: “Fine.. but I won’t be there for long because I need to perform.”
Devesto: “Alright fine fine, but I’ll be there for your show!”
Artful hung up and put on his clothes, even his white makeup. It was unnecessary but he wanted to be prepared for his show later on. He needed to look his best, especially if he’s visiting someone, even Devesto apparently.
Artful walked outside and got in his car to Devesto’s house. Devesto had spam called him multiple times and he wasn’t planning on stopping until the magician picked up. Artful eventually answered his calls, not expecting the exploiter to sound so needy and annoying.
Devesto: “Artieeee~ was waiting for you to answer. What took you so long, my sweetheart?”
Artful: “First of all, don’t call me that and.. the next answer.. I was busy getting ready.”
Devesto: “Hurry up and get here alreadyyyyy~ I’m getting impatient.”
Artful: “Quoi qu'il en soit, j’arrive bientôt.. (Whatever, I’ll be there soon..)
Artful hung up on the call and pulled up at Devesto’s house. It wasn’t that far of a drive, maybe like ten minutes, but Devesto was impatient as hell so it felt like ten hours to him. Artful got out of his car and walked to the exploiters door step. He knocked on the door one time and Devesto was already there to open the door for him.
Devesto: “Now there's my favorite magician~!”
Devesto kissed Artful and he wasn’t expecting it, letting out a gasp. Devesto didn’t take advantage of it this time, saving it for when they were inside. Devesto broke the small kiss and gave Artful a hug, it strangely felt nice to Artful.
They both walked inside, Devesto sat down on his couch while Artful stood there, not knowing what to do. Devesto noticed this and instead of being a horrible person like he always was, he got up and dragged Artful onto the couch with him.
Artful noticed that Devesto had started to grow a bit soft, mainly for him, but that didn’t matter at the moment. The exploiter had grabbed onto the magician's waist and pulled him up onto his lap. Artful blushed but his white makeup covered it all up. But his face was still warm, and Devesto could tell. The French man just held onto him, feeling strangely comfortable about being in his lap.
Devesto pulled Artful into another kiss, but he didn’t want just a kiss, he wanted something more. Artful just let him because what else was he supposed to do, refuse something he wants? No, he actually wanted this for some reason. Why from Devesto? Artful had no clue.
Artful: “Devesto I- wha”
Devesto just silences him with another kiss, slipping his tongue into his mouth again. This time, Artful reciprocated the kiss, the magician's tongue meeting the exploiters. This was a much more intimate kiss for them both and they were both pleasantly surprised.
The make out sesh lasted for much longer and neither of them complained about it. Devesto did eventually break the kiss, needing air and so did Artful. They both were panting for quite a while and eventually just stayed in that position for quite a while, even falling asleep for a bit together.
Eventually Artful would wake up and realize his show is soon and he would need to hurry. Well it wouldn’t start for a whole half hour more but he needed to be there to set up.
Artful: “Mince, je vais être en retard si je ne pars pas bientôt.. (Crap I’m going to be late if I don’t leave soon..)”
Devesto: “Darling, I don’t understand what you’re saying.. no seriously, I don’t speak French.”
Artful: “I have to go now, performance you know?”
Devesto: “I almost forgot that you do those for a second.”
Artful: “Why would I be wearing this type of clothing if it wasn’t for that.”
Devesto just stared at him and let out a little, “oh yeahhh” before Artful got off of him.
The magician fixed his outfit a bit before leaving Devesto’s house. Devesto grabbed his hand before he could close the door, hugging him, then letting go.
Artful: “What was that for?”
Devesto: “Just wanted to hug you before you left, I’ll see you very soon though!”
Artful: “O- okay..”
This time, Artful was able to leave Devesto’s house and get into his car. He drove back to his house and redid some of his makeup from it being smudged. Artful couldn’t stop thinking about the “kiss” that he shared with Devesto not that long ago, but he needed to suck it up and act like he always did.
After the magician finished fixing his makeup, he practiced a few tricks and walked back outside. He got back into his car and drove to the place where he always performed. He checked the time and he was actually on time. Artful quickly got out of his car to set up the stage for his acts he was going to perform very soon.
༶•┈┈⛧┈Time Skip┈⛧┈┈•༶
Devesto had arrived, albeit a bit late, and missed around half of Artful’s performances. It didn’t matter to him though. All he wanted was to see the French magician do his little acts and look hot while doing so. Artful was performing mainly for the little kids in the audience, even asking those children if they wanted to be a participant in his acts. Devesto had never expected him to be so kind to kids.
Devesto: ‘He would be a great father if we had kids together.. wait, what the hell am I thinking?’
Devesto blushed a bit at that thought, which was rare for him to ever do. Artful did notice that Devesto was staring at him with dreamy eyes, but he had to remind himself that he was there to entertain everyone, not just Devesto. The magician also noticed the blush on his face, and he smiled lightly, finding it cute.
The magician blew a kiss to Devesto and continued to do his little magic acts. The exploiter felt more flustered at his move, but he tried to act like he wasn’t, just so that the audience wouldn’t get suspicious or something. One parent in the audience noticed their little exchange and connected the dots, now wanting to know what had changed between the two.
As the show continued, Devesto just started drinking again because he couldn’t find a way to distract himself from Artful without just leaving. The drinks really didn’t help and probably made things worse for him. Artful eventually finished his show, a bit exhausted but he had fun and so did his audience.
Artful went backstage to prepare for his second performance he would need to do now. Devesto on the other hand was just waiting for Artful, even considering leaving to get him something for his next performance to shower him with, like flowers. Maybe Devesto was getting soft because he had never considered doing something nice for someone EVER! The magician was just backstage, panicking a bit because he started getting in his own head about his show and how he might ruin it.
Artful: ‘Oh mon dieu, si je rate ce numéro, je serai le pire magicien de tous les temps et tout le monde va me détester! (Oh my god if I mess up this performance I will be the worst magician known to man and everyone is going to hate me!)’
Artful needed to pull himself together if he was going to perform well but how could he if he used a lot of his energy in the first act? He reminded himself that his second act is his last and that he could then go home to rest after that, but it would still be tiring. Maybe he wasn’t going to be able to do it. Maybe he was going to get humiliated for doing bad. Artful needed to stop overthinking if he was going to perform well and before he knew it, he needed to go on stage.
He didn’t practice and spent most of his time staring at his reflection, making sure that his makeup and attire looked well. He needed a minute more, maybe even two to make sure his magic tricks were done well and not flawed. It was his show so he figured that he could delay his act a bit and it would be okay. It’s not like people would get impatient, right?
Devesto was starting to get a bit worried. His precious Artful hadn’t come out from backstage in a whole minute! But seriously, Devesto was concerned for the magician so he got up and walked to the backstage door. Before he could even grab the door handle, he was stopped by a security guard who was shorter than the exploiter. Yet again, the exploiter was pretty tall.
Security Guard: “You can’t go back there, that’s specifically for the people performing, not for you.”
Devesto: “Just let me pass shortstack, I know the guy personally so I should be allowed to pass by to talk to Artful.”
Security Guard: “You look familiar.. tell me your name now.”
Devesto: “It’s Dev.. just Dev..”
Security Guard: “I’ll let it slide but I will be keeping an eye on you since your name matches up with a certain criminal the police have yet to find.”
Devesto just watched as the security guard left, feeling uneasy and actually a bit nervous for the consequences that could happen. The exploiter knocked on the backstage door, hearing Artful mutter something in French. Devesto didn’t understand because he doesn’t speak French.
Devesto knocked again then heard Artful walking to the door, most likely to open it for him. The magician allowed him to enter but it was oddly quiet. Why wasn’t he speaking?
Devesto: “Heyyyy Artiee~ you’re pretty quiet right now.. you okay? You’re also a couple of minutes late for the show.”
Artful: “Yes yes.. I know I’m late for the show! It’s just- aughhh!!! I need more time!”
Devesto: “Sorry sweetheart.. uh just don’t take much longer since people are starting to get impatient.”
Artful: “Fine. Also we have no established relationship right now so stop calling me.. those names!”
Devesto just walked out, still worried but Artful walked back on stage 30 seconds after the exploiter had left. The magician did his performances well and with ease but he was tired. He still did everything he usually did at his shows but maybe a slight bit slower. It wasn’t fairly noticeable but people who paid such good attention to him, like Devesto, would notice.
Artful went off stage and started heading out until Devesto called out to him and grabbed his hand.
Devesto: “Artful honey, are you doing okay? You’re not exactly acting all energetic as always..”
Artful: “I’m fine, my back.. does not feel good though..”
Devesto: “How did you forget that ‘hurt’ is a word? It’s so simple, French boy!”
Artful: “English isn’t my first language dummy.. Also you completely ignored my words just to make fun of me.”
Devesto: “Okay, yeah, that was pretty rude of me to do that.. Anyway I’m going home with you since you clearly need some company and need me to help.”
Artful didn’t say anything after that but his fingers intertwined with the exploiters as he led him to his car. Devesto didn’t even bring his car, using his exploits to get there as it was faster than driving.
The magician held Devesto’s door open for him to enter the car. Devesto was surprised by this, not expecting him to remember that he wanted him to open the door for him. Maybe Artful really did care enough to pay attention to something small like that. Arful just drove to his house, the silence in the car was strangely comfortable before Arful spoke.
Arful: “You should really stop drinking so much.. it’s going to mess with your head.”
Devesto: “Mmphh.. you worry too much sweetheart.. it doesn’t even affect me that much anymore.”
Artful: “That’s the problem.. you aren’t supposed to grow immune to the alcohol in the first place, idiot! If this keeps happening I might never consider what we have going on to ever be a relationship.”
Devesto stayed quiet, contemplating things and he ended up saying “fine” but in a very unenthusiastic way. Artful was starting to question if it was an addiction or not but he knew he needed to get him to stop before it got worse.
The magician continued driving, giving Devesto subtle glances every once and a while, making sure he’s okay. The drive felt empty without music so Artful put music in the car, just classical music. The exploiter didn’t like it so he changed it to some stupid love song to mess with Artful but it didn’t really work because he was too tired to care.
The two eventually arrived at Artful’s place, him exiting the car and walking all the way to the other side to open the door for Devesto. The magician opened the door and went to his room to change out of the outfit he wore to his performances. Devesto just snuck his way into his room and stared at him changing like a weirdo before laying down on his bed.
Artful: “Devesto, what are you doing on my bed?”
Devesto: “Nothing much, just wanted to be here with you~!”
The magician just went into the bathroom to continue changing and to remove his makeup off his face. It took him a while in the bathroom and Devesto was getting a bit impatient about it but he decided that he wasn’t going to be a problem to Artful anymore. Artful’s bed was surprisingly comfortable and quite big.
Devesto: ‘What does he even need a queen sized bed for, he’s the only one that sleeps here and he’s on the thinner side. Maybe that’s a bit concerning, I wonder if he eats well.’
Artful walked back into the room and Devesto was a bit surprised, he looks like your average civilian but more fancy-like. Artful just fell asleep on his bed the second he laid down, he made sleeping look so easy to Devesto. The exploiter just looked at him sleeping, poking him a couple of times trying to get him to wake up. How much did this man need to sleep for him to be well energized?
The magician eventually woke up and remembered that Devesto was still there; he felt a bit embarrassed about him just falling asleep like that. Devesto just stared, looking at how he looked and how much he wanted to kiss his stupid self because of it.
Devesto: “Hey Artie, do you eat enough because you are a bit thin and it’s concerning to me.”
Artful: “I do, I just have a fast metabolism and stuff so don’t worry.
The exploiter just poked at his side to see if he was lying and thankfully he still had enough there to be considered healthy, Devesto was still a bit concerned though. He knew that people who were popular often starved themselves to keep a thin figure so that their audience wouldn’t go crazy over a slight weight change and maybe Artful was doing that. Devesto was so deep into thought about that to the point he didn’t notice that Artful was right next to him now, their breathing mingling with each other all the while Devesto was questioning his soon to be boyfriend.
Artful: “You should really quit drinking so much alcohol darling, it’s messing with your brain dummy. No but seriously, you’re worrying me about that because you aren’t listening most of the time like an oblivious moron.”
Devesto: “I- uhm.. hey hot stuff~ Uh oh yeah, I’ll stop drinking. I just didn’t notice that y- you were here.”
Devesto blushed a lot and used one of Artful’s pillows to cover himself, it didn’t help that the pillow smelt like him too. Artful on the other hand was so confused as to why and how he got so flustered from his presence being next to him; it was quite out of character for him to do that. The magician just removed the pillow and kissed him, Devesto didn’t mind and kissed him back in a gentle manner.
It wasn’t anything serious or intimate, just simple little kisses between the two of them and Devesto was no longer as flustered as he was before. The exploiter must’ve been getting soft because he wouldn’t be caught dead liking another person and being in a “relationship” but here he was, laying in another man’s bed and getting flustered.
Devesto: “You look so basic when you’re not in all that fancy clothing you always wear. Not that it’s anything bad but I just never expected you to be wearing something so bland at home.”
Artful: “It gets uncomfortable, American boy, and deal with the fact that I’m not always going to look as attractive as I do on stage.”
Devesto: “Come on, you know I didn’t mean it like that. If anything, you still look hot like this.”
Artful just smiled lightly but he was questioning if Devesto really liked him for his personality and other stuff instead of just his appearance. The magician sat up on the bed, looking at Devesto a couple of times while he didn’t notice. The exploiter finally noticed and looked at Artful in the eyes, noticing how they weren’t really closed.
Devesto: “Are your eyes closed all the time or is your vision just limited by your eye lids.”
Artful: “Well, my eyes are just sensitive to light but they aren’t closed, just open enough to see a bit. Anyway, I wanted to ask if you.. if.. you know… if you actually cared about me and don’t just like my looks and stuff.”
Devesto: “Of course I care about your stupid, idiotic self. Sure, I do like how you look but the way you forget your words, the way you get a bit mad over your own simple mistakes, the way you treat the people who attend your shows, I notice and take a mental note about your actions. The way you pick up quickly on stuff like when I was waiting for you to open the door for me and the way you knew I was drunk somehow.”
Devesto got closer to Artful until they were face to face.
Devesto: “I love everything about you, even if I really only talk about one aspect of you. Don’t ever forget that I love you no matter what.”
Artful hugged Devesto tightly and he smiled widely, not expecting that kind of explanation from him but he was glad that he wasn’t one of those people. The exploiter hugged him back, kissing his cheek lightly and then kissing his lips. The two were undeniably together but they both didn’t want to admit it, eventually they will.
They spent most of the day just laying on Artful’s bed, cuddling and giving each other an occasional kiss, maybe even a small make out sesh in the process. The night was approaching fast and as it did, Devesto felt like he had been there enough, they weren’t even dating yet and they were already being all lovey dovey for each other. The exploiter still wanted to keep his cool and didn’t want to suddenly be a softy for his soon to be boyfriend and then to everyone.
Devesto: “Sweetheart, I’m gunna head home right now, alright?”
Artful: “I’ll take you there because I’m not letting you walk home, especially since it’s so cold out there.”
Devesto: “It’s fine, I’ll just walk home, you don’t need to worry about me.”
Artful nodded but gave him a black jacket for him to wear so he wouldn’t freeze outside. It fit Devesto well and the magician had to admit that he looked good in it, especially from how elegant it looked on him. It was surprising that it even fit the exploiter because he was taller, then again, Artful had clothes for any occasion for no reason whatsoever. Devesto gave the man a big kiss on the lips before heading out.
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It was the next day, Artful had woken up and decided that maybe it was time to actually start dating Devesto instead of just saying the feelings that were brewing inside of him didn’t matter. The magician called his soon-to-be lover, Devesto, but he surprisingly didn’t answer. Artful was confused and maybe a bit concerned by this but he just texted the exploiter that he wanted to go on a date with him to make their relationship real. On the other hand, Devesto was causing destruction outside like he always did, but it didn’t feel like he was doing it out of pure enjoyment, instead it felt like he was doing it to prove a point.
Artful decided to take a walk outside, but not before getting ready in his overly fancy outfit for absolutely no reason at all, or maybe he just wanted Devesto to notice, if he was even there. Once the magician had put on his attire and applied his white makeup, he walked outside and was greeted with Devesto making a whole car collapse in on itself. The exploiter didn’t even notice Artful until he tripped a little kid and looked up to see him.
Devesto: “Oh uhm.. hey sweetheart. You saw all of that, did you?”
Artful: “Of course I did, now I know why you didn’t answer my phone call and text messages.”
Devesto just ran away, not wanting to get into some type of argument with Artful, especially not in public after he did that. The magician noticed the little kid that Devesto had tripped was just crying on the sidewalk, it broke his heart so he decided to do some magic to make him feel better. The exploiter had turned around in time to see Artful helping the kid, he felt bad but it didn't matter anymore, the damage was already done.
Devesto went back to destroying things like lighting someone’s house on fire and getting rid of their car, it didn’t feel the same though. That feeling of him only doing this to prove a point felt stronger and that point was that he didn’t need a lover, but it only made him feel horrible and Artful too. While the exploiter was deep in thought about if he was truly doing this out of enjoyment, the police were approaching after the person who owned the house had called them. Artful heard the sirens and automatically assumed it was for Devesto, this made him look around for him and he eventually found him. The magician didn’t understand why he was so out of it but he decided to drag him to the best of his ability to his house.
Eventually, the exploiter snapped out of it and followed Artful into his house, wondering why he was even dragging him in the first place. The magician closed the door as fast as he could and looked out his window to see what was going to happen, the police sirens only got closer and the sound of a fire truck rapidly approaching. Artful looked at Devesto, something about him made him look like a total idiot, maybe it was his stupid face he made when he was deep in thought.
Devesto: “What’s going on? Why did you drag me here?”
Artful: “While you were zoned out, that guy called the police on you for.. the thing you did and if you didn’t move.. you would get.. you know..!”
Devesto: “How could you possibly forget basic English words that easily? Also yeah yeah.. thanks for saving me love..”
Artful started pushing Devesto into his room after he spotted the police approaching his house, most likely for questioning purposes. The exploiter quickly understood and stayed in the magician’s room, making himself comfortable since he knew that it was going to take a while before the cops left. While he was situating himself, Artful had to talk to the officers that were trying to get answers out of him, he just responded in French. He wasn’t about to rat out his soon-to-be boyfriend like that, he knew he should’ve but he would feel horrible after.
The police officers left, leaving Artful and Devesto alone in the house. The magician walked to the room and opened the door to be greeted with the exploiter asleep on his bed, blanket over him and everything. He looked so peaceful when asleep so Artful didn’t even bother to wake him up and instead grabbed his things to prepare for another show. He kissed him on the cheek before leaving, making sure that he had food in his fridge just in case he wanted some after he woke up.
He got into his car and drove to the stage area that he uses, he set up for his show, all while Devesto was asleep at his house. The exploiter eventually woke up, noticing Artful wasn’t home and there was nothing explaining why. Devesto went outside and saw that his car wasn’t in the driveway, signifying that he had left to go do something; that something was performing for his large audience.
Devesto had decided to walk over to the show, but he had this uneasy feeling wash over him, like something bad was going to happen as he walked over. Nothing did end up happening but the feeling still lingered as he watched Artful do his magic tricks and being a huge nerd when it came to his magic. Artful noticed the exploiter and blew him a kiss, he wanted to do more than that but this was a performance of him specifically, not some kind of thing where everyone could participate. Devesto got a bit flustered and his thoughts of dread seemed to have come to a stop to make way for the love the magician was giving him; it made him feel all warm and relaxed inside.
As the show went on, the exploiter checked his phone, noticing the missed call from Artful and the text messages he had sent him. It made him feel a bit bad that he missed them because he was being a horrible person like he always is. He read the messages and then looked back at the magician, surprised that he asked him out on a date, the same man who had said that this whole thing going on between the two meant nothing to him. Jeez, this guy switched up his mind in just a couple of days of being around him constantly.
The first act had ended now and Artful had walked off stage but before he could go backstage, he walked over to Devesto and gave him a kiss on the lips; it was a small peck but it left him speechless. Now the rest of the audience knew what was up, the magician was in love with the exploiter who still hasn’t been caught by the police. Artful went backstage and fixed his makeup; instead of panicking like he did last time, he practiced many of his magic tricks, even the ones he normally doesn’t perform. Maybe it was just the small adrenaline rush from kissing Devesto in public but he felt great, and it kept him encouraged to continue.
When it was time to perform for act two, Artful rushed onto stage with the biggest grin you could ever see on a man who was previously panicking at his last show which almost cost him his performance. Devesto was of course watching, noticing how much happier he was after the fact he had kissed him, maybe that was the way to get him to not be mad at him when he messes up horribly. Just because he loves a man now doesn’t mean he ever plans on changing how he acts, unless he gets caught by the police. The magician on the other hand was performing as he always does, the smile on the children's faces made him so happy and accomplished in life.
He decided to ask which audience member wanted to participate for his next act, the classic card trick that never gets old where you ask someone to pick a card and then manage to pull out the correct one after shuffling it. The exploiter obviously raised his hand but Artful didn’t choose him, mainly because he knew that he was going to cause a scene and possibly get them both in trouble for something horrible. The magician just looked at him and said, “I’ll talk with you soon, darling~!” And chose some kid in the audience instead of him.
As the act continued, Devesto, being the asshole he was, kept pushing others to get closer to the stage where Artful was, wanting to see him much closer so he could see every detail. Maybe he was staring too much because he was getting a little too happy looking at him but he was in a very public area, so he got a bunch of drinks to calm himself down, not the best solution nor the one Artful recommends at all. Eventually, the magician's show comes to an end, being tossed roses toward him for his wonderful performances and Devesto was fairly wasted after drinking so much. Artful decided to drag the exploiter back home since he was not exactly conscious and he didn’t know if he was going to be able to think properly soon or not. He may have been a bit heavy for Artful but he continued to drag him until they both reached his car, making sure that Devesto was okay in the passenger seat because he had gone to the driver’s seat.
As they rode off, Devesto was trying to comprehend the fact that he was no longer at the stage area and he was now in Artful’s car, very confusing for him. The only thing he could remember at the moment was that text message that the magician had sent him earlier in the day. That message couldn’t leave and only made him feel guilty because he didn’t even respond to it or even acknowledge it. Artful continued driving, not knowing that the exploiter was contemplating his actions that he committed earlier. The car ride was silent as can be but the magician decided to speak up, he sounded a bit hesitant though.
Artful: “I don’t think this whole thing is going to work out, mainly because you don’t even listen to my advice. You probably can’t even process any of my words right now, this was a stupid decision on my part.”
Devesto: “What do you mean? I know I’m a jackass sometimes but.. I’m not that bad, right?”
Artful: “I don’t know what to say to you anymore..”
Devesto: “Can I still stay over? I like your bed, it’s really comfortable and I like the decorations in your room.”
Artful: “Fine, you can stay over but I might just sleep on the floor and not with you.”
The two of them didn’t talk much after that, Artful was focused on driving while Devesto was dozing off. The pair had gotten to the magician’s house, him needing to drag the exploiter out of the car just so he would get up. Artful was just hoping that he was able to walk now because it took quite a while just for him to get Devesto into the car from dragging him. Artful was just hoping that he would be able to at least walk on his own.
Devesto attempted to walk by himself but he ended up leaning against Artful, afraid that he was just going to topple over from how much alcohol he drank. The magician was annoyed with his alcoholic tendencies but he knew that it was possible to stop it before it got worse. After supporting most of the exploiters' weight, they both reached his doorstep. Artful was then struggling to open the door and apparently, this was extremely hilarious to Devesto because he laughed so much from him dropping the keys to the point he fell on the floor. Being drunk really did something to him.
The magician finally opened the door after a bit of delay and helped the exploiter get up, leading him into the house where he could sleep peacefully on Artful’s bed. Before Artful could sleep well on his own bed, he needed to change out of his extravagant clothes, but he wasn’t going to just change in his room like last time. Drunk Devesto would go crazy if he saw him without his clothes for even a second. Instead of changing in his own bedroom, he got his change of clothes and went to the bathroom to get dressed into his more comfortable outfit. By the time Artful got out, Devesto was already passed out, luckily he still had some decency and had taken off his shoes before laying down and sleeping. The magician would’ve been pissed if he didn’t at least take off his shoes, hell, even a normal person would be pissed if someone didn’t do that.
Artful fell asleep on the bed alongside the exploiter despite the fact he said he was going to sleep on the floor, and it was only because he didn’t feel like sleeping on the cold floor. The night was going fairly well until Devesto woke up at 2 am feeling so disoriented and not even knowing where he was. The magician woke up to this and was a bit concerned.
Artful: “Ça va, mon amour? (Are you okay, my love?)”
Devesto: “Since when the fuck was I in your room, sleeping on your bed, while you’re asleep???”
Artful: “You were.. drunk.. to the point it was concerning me and we had a whole conversation, which I’m fairly certain you weren’t fully awake when responding, and you wanted to sleep on my bed specifically. And that’s why you’re here.”
Devesto: “Even when I’m intoxicated I am still so irresistible to you~! Also thanks for the explanation short ass.”
Artful: “No need to be so rude.”
The second that short conversation ended, the magician fell back asleep, it was impressive how fast he could just fall asleep. Devesto took quite a while to fall back asleep but knowing that Artful was there made him feel a lot safer. The night continued without any further interruptions, letting the two of them sleep peacefully.
༶•┈┈⛧┈Time Skip┈⛧┈┈•༶
As the daylight crept into the window of the magician’s house, he was already awake to go get groceries, mainly because he didn’t want any of his young fans to notice him. Before he left, he put a sticky note on the door for Devesto to read that said, “I’ll be back from the grocery store, you can just call me if you need anything. - Jean (Artful).” The exploiter eventually woke up to see the sticky note next to the bed, reading it and he thought for a moment.
Devesto: ‘He never told me his actual name is Jean.. also why did he wake up so early to get groceries?’
The exploiter has never experienced what it is like to be actually famous instead of just hated so of course he didn’t understand why Artful would just go to the store at such an early hour of the day. Artful had returned to see Devesto asleep on his couch after waiting for him for quite a while, it surprised him but he couldn’t do anything to stop him. The magician just organized his fridge as Devesto slept through it all, it seems that they both have a problem with sleeping too much. The magician, also known as Jean, had never thought to mention the fact his name wasn’t actually, “Artful,” probably because he thought he knew already. The exploiter eventually woke up from his slumber to see Artful carefully inserting all of the food he had bought into the fridge, making sure that it fit in nicely like a good game of tetris except it wouldn’t disappear.
Devesto, like the idiot he always is, got up and thought it was a good idea to tackle Artful and pin him down to the ground, and it worked well. Artful just laid there in shock and pushed him off after not doing anything for a while.
Artful: “PUTAIN DE MERDE!!! (WHAT THE FUCK!!!)”
Devesto: “Sorry Jean, just thought it would be funny but it seems you don’t have any sense of humor.”
Artful: “Whatever, just don’t complain when I don’t allow you to eat anything from my fridge or sleep on my bed.”
Devesto: “You can’t be serious!!! You know how much I love your bed! I’m actually sorry!”
Artful: “Do something for me then!”
Devesto: “Don’t you mean ‘Make it up to me,’ and also fine, I’ll take you out somewhere at 7 pm today.”
Artful: “Really? So like a date?"
Devesto: “Yeah but don’t overdress yourself, I want Jean, not Artful for once.”
Artful only nodded, not expecting Devesto to even say his actual name not once, but twice. Then he also offered a date which then set his mind off balance but he was still able to put all the groceries in the fridge and contemplate for a good while about what the exploiter was planning to do now. All the thinking going on in his brain just made him pace around the whole house but it came to a stop when Devesto decided to kiss the magician which made him freeze up. He didn’t move for a good while until the exploiter noticed how stiff he was in his arms and he thought it would be a great idea to just pick him up and toss him on the bed despite knowing how much he hates being surprised like that.
The rest of the early day went like that, Devesto annoying Artful and him getting mad. It was just the typical teasing that lovers would do or something like that, I mean, how would I know how couples act if I’ve never been in a relationship and I never will be?! Anyways, the exploiters' tricks were getting easier and easier to predict each time he did it and eventually, Jean stopped getting scared from his tactics. Devesto started to get bored because of the lack of thrill in the way he was attempting to scare the magician and him predicting it now. Artful just went to bed while the exploiter sat on his couch, feeling very bored and he couldn’t find anything to do now.
After a couple of hours of waiting, it was now 7 pm, the time of their date that Devesto had planned. Artful had already woken up and was about to dress overly excessive but he remembered what the exploiter had told him, ‘I want Jean, not Artful for once.’ Those words stuck to him like glue, so he had to stay true to Devesto’s words. It was hard for him but he just got out of the room with his green sweater, brown pants, and no makeup on at all, Devesto loved it. The exploiter went in his usual clothes and he took Jean in his car, which wasn’t as nice as his beautiful black car with that silky interior but it was a nice enough car to not make him embarrassed.
The car ride wasn’t very long, but Devesto knew that Jean would absolutely love it, well, maybe he would, Devesto wasn’t sure anymore. It was already too late to change his mind because they had already parked in front of the restaurant that the exploiter had planned to take his boyfriend to. It was a pretty packed restaurant, it was a miracle that Devesto could even get parking that was so close to the entrance without needing to fight some guy who was there with his whole family. Despite how full it was, Jean liked the area. It was decorated fairly well and he felt embarrassed that he seriously went to such a fancy area without presenting himself as such as well, making him cover his face. Devesto felt a bit bad for telling him to dress casually and then bring him somewhere like this but he knew that he should really stop wearing formal and excessive clothing and start wearing clothes that made him relax for once.
Devesto and Artful didn’t need to wait in line since he had already booked a reservation in the most secluded area there, maybe just to be able to get to know Artful more without being interrupted by so much background noise and the waiters going in their direction as often as they usually do. Jean felt a bit uncomfortable, especially after getting recognized by some little kid who went to his shows. It made him feel so awkward that he didn’t look like he always did but the exploiter just put a hand on his shoulder, reminding him to calm down and relax for once.
Devesto: “Relax a bit, love. We’re here on a date, not at your stage while you’re performing so there’s no reason to try to impress someone at the moment.”
Artful: “I mean.. I guess you’re right..”
The pair sat down across from each other, Devesto staring directly at him, observing every little detail about how Jean looked and he absolutely loved it and was going absolutely insane over it in his mind. Jean knew that look all too well since it was the look that Devesto had given him when they first kissed and also made out together, albeit he was a slight bit intoxicated but now he wasn’t. They ordered their food from the menu they were given and they just waited, it was pretty boring to Devesto.
Artful: “I don’t know why you don’t just sit right next to me, it would make it easier to kiss you.”
Devesto: “You’re honestly so right, and I’m kinda bored so a kiss sounds nice.”
The exploiter got up and went around to sit right next to Artful, maybe a little too close because it made him very flustered. It was quite nice to see him actually blush for once and not have it covered by the white makeup that he always wore. That heavy French accent that he always has made Devesto dizzy from how hot he thought it was. Those eyes which were always closed or barely opened but they pierced through his heart like an arrow. This feeling wasn’t just one sided though, Jean had felt the same. That stupid cocky voice, that expression he always makes when he makes an idiotic joke, and those eyes that were always so expressive. They had fallen for each other hard and it was not surprising at all that this date even happened.
The night felt nice and quiet despite the people there, dining with their families and loved ones, maybe even just a group of friends eating together. Artful leaned forward until he was about only an inch away from Devesto’s face until he closed that gap, pulling him into a soft and caring kiss. This kiss was small and gentle but it left the two of them wanting more, and they continued. It didn’t go farther than the kisses but it was enough to satisfy their needs for the time being. Devesto just felt so confused as to how he was even able to be with the greatest magician in the whole town and maybe even the greatest magician in the world while he’s just some guy who exploits and ruins peoples lives, I guess the only life he truly improved now was his boyfriend’s.
The food they had ordered was served to them by the waiter who was very much surprised to see both Artful and Devesto together at the same booth, sitting right next to each other.
Waiter: “Sorry to interrupt your date but are you both Artful and Devesto?”
Devesto: “How the hell do you even know my name?”
Waiter: “I’m not telling but just continue on with your date, I just wanted to know.
The waiter with that strange white hair and panda looking ears had left, leaving Devesto and Artful to enjoy their date together again. They had eaten their food together, even offering each other food and feeding each other like they’re in a cheesy love story. Their date went well and Devesto had dropped off Artful back at his house, giving him a kiss, leaving him to think about the date for another day.