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Rules to survive living in Summerhall:
By: Daeron, Aerion, Aemon, Daella, Aegon, Rhae
- If Daella asks for a favor, know that she probably has blackmail on you and it is easier to give in
- Never ask Aemon to explain what he is studying, you will be stuck for hours
- If you tell Aegon that he looks like Aerion, he will bite you
- Daeron is not to be woken up from sleep unless he starts screaming, and even then it is at your own risk
- If you want to get father to do anything, send Rhae to ask, they cannot say no to her
- if anyone hurts you or makes you feel uncomfortable, always tell Aerion because Daeron can’t fight. Aerion will make fun of you but he will also punch them for you
- Do not annoy Daella and Aemon at the same time, that is how Aerions hair was pink for a month
- Daeron will do most anything for the right drink. Except for pranking father.
- Aegon is not allowed to be left alone with aerion
- If Aerion starts saying that he is a dragon, just nod and walk away, it is not worth the argument
- No pranking visiting lords unless they insult our sisters, then feel free
- Aerion is not allowed to be left alone with cats, likewise, Aegon needs to stop throwing his cats on them and telling them to attack
- Daella is not allowed to try blackmailing father to get out of doing lessons
- Rhae is not allowed in the kitchen unsupervised
- No one is allowed to make potions at home, they don’t work and somehow Daeron will be blamed
- NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TRY MAKING THEIR OWN WILDFIRE ESPECIALLY AERION
- Aemon is not allowed to hide in the library pretending he is mute when he doesn’t want to speak to visitors
- Daeron shall not spend more than 2 nights in a row sleeping in a tavern otherwise Daella and Rhae shall burn his clothes
- The next person to snitch to father that Daeron is drinking again shall find themselves with no hair the next day
Aerion has the right to throw his little brothers into the lake if they keep interrupting his training- Aerion is not allowed to throw anyone in the lake after Aemon got ill
- Aegon is not allowed to bribe the guards to let him hold their swords
- Aerion is not allowed to let Aegon use real weapons for training in the hopes that he “maims himself”
- If anyone does something stupid, get Daeron to fix it before father finds out or get him to take the blame
- Daeron loves all you menaces but if you make him take the blame one more time you will all be locked in a basement for the next month