Work Text:
he has crunchy hair
he should wash his hair
very crunch hair
you could touch that fucking hair and it would be like "WWWAAAAAAHGHCCCCCCGHHGGGHHHHH"
scariest part of the movie = billy loomis' hair.
IT'S SO FUCKING GREASY
LIKE BRO
WASH IT.
(credited to the movie nights trio for the funny comments about the crunchy hair, you guys are the best)
one more thing..
billy wash ur fucking hair you look terrible