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this is just the worst.
dear diary. its been 2 weeks since me and bede started "dating" and so many rumous has spread thanks to my idiot of a little brother.
"oh gloria!! how many times have you kissed?!" this, and "gloria!! how does he act in private??!" that.
WE'VE ONLY GOTTEN SO FAR AS TO HOLDING HANDS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SMOOTH-BRAINED, HEAD-DENTED, CHUCKLEFUCKS.
THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER