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Moe was sitting by the coffee table and honking at ze excitedly while he did her hair.
"Huh, so like half suit?"
"Honk honk."
CRASH
Suddenly Regect plummeted into the middle of the living room seemingly out of nowhere. After a few moments of laying there with the other two in stunned silence he pushed himself up with a groan.
"Ow.. fuck.."
"... You good man?"
"NO I'm not I broke my FUCKIng LEG."
Neither Moe nor Ze were entirely sure that was, like, possible.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh"
"ANYWAYs what're you guys doing."
At that, Ze lit up and nudged Moe on the shoulder.
"Honk honk honk, honk!!" Moe stood up and twirled excitedly. There were twice as many stars in her eyes as usual and she wore a huge grin.
Regect blinked – or would've blinked – in surprise at what she said, "Wait you have a date?? Thats so cool!"
Moe nodded and honked a quick thanks to Ze before grabbing Regect by the wrist and whisking him over to the stairs.
"Wh- Uh, where we goin' Moe?" He asked a bit confusedly as they ran up the staircase. The clown only giggled in response.
Once they arrived upstairs, Moe opened the door to her room and motioned for Regect to follow her over to her desk. He walked over, wondering if this was the reason Moe hadn't been letting anyone see inside her room lately.
Strewn across her wooden desk were dozens of sheets of paper, some crumpled into paper balls and some with vague sketches of dresses and suits scribbled over. Regect thought it looked straight out of one of those detective shows. In the middle of the desk was a sheet with a more defined blueprint of some sort of suit-dress circled what looked to be a hundred times.
Moe reached across the desk and grabbed the final drawing and held it in front of regect's face with excitement.
"Woah.. nice."
Moe's expression dropped a tad before pointing towards the drawing, then regect, then back again with a wordless honk.
"Wait is it for me or somethin'?"
Moe shook her head, "Honk!"
"....Wait you want ME to make this for you? To wear on your date?"
"HONk Honk honk!!!"
Regect stammered for a moment, not really knowing how to respond.
"Well.. um.." Moe looked at him hopefully. "..Alright! I'll uh, I'll see what I can do for you Moe!"
Regect scratched the back of his neck with a flattered grin. He hadn't expected that anyone would ever trust him of all entities with something important like this, and he was really very honored.
Moe gave him a big hug, and then Regect
opened his command panel and got to work.
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"Goddamn what could they possibly be doing up there that's taking so long-"
Regect suddenly appeared at the top of the staircase alone, a whole hour after he had originally gone upstairs with Moe. Ze was in the exact same place.
"Bro why haven't you moved like at all."
Ze yawned, "I'm watching to see when Moe's uhh, girlfriend? I think. Gets here."
Regect descended the stairs, "Okay that's kinda fucking stupid because we HAVE a doorbell." Ze rolled his eyes, he didn't want to argue with this asshole right now.
"Whatever man, where's Moe?" Ze said, leaning back a bit further on the couch and pointedly avoiding eye contact.
"Oh you'll see in a second-"
BRING BRING
Along with the doorbell there was a quick knock on the door. Ze and Regect turned to look at eachother before Regect teleported to the door, and opened it, only to be met with-
"OH MY GOD ITS YOU."
On the porch stood an all-too-familiar red entity, she wore what looked to be a tuxedo made out of those weird QR-code shapes and she had a calm pixelated facial expression.
> H3LL0. I AM H3R3 F0R M0N3LLA.
Regect didn't know what to think.
Actually no, he knew very well.
"Um.. no?? No fucking chance? In hell??"
> SH3 1S MY G1RLFR13ND. W3 ARE G01NG 0N A-
"I KNOW THAT. Why are you acting like this? Like nothing is wrong?? Like you aren't totally fucking evil?"
> 1 AM ACT1NG R3SP3CTFULLY.
Regect had to use every ounce of self restraint in his half-invisble body not to strangle her.
Ze appeared behind Regect before he could do anything drastic, "Hi! Its nice to meet you, you're Moe's girlfriend right? I'm Ze and this guy," He pat Regect on the back a little too hard and gave him a Look, "is Regect. We're her friends/roomates."
Regect shoved away from Ze in annoyance with a growl.
"ZE don't be nice to her she's totally evil! She literally stole my old job!"
> Y0U W3R3 F1R3D. 1 D0 N0T HAV3 A J0B TH3R3 ANYM0R3 ANYWAYS.
Ze perked up at that, "Regect you had a job?”
"Uhhhh-"
> M0N3LLA!!
Honk honk!!
Moe was standing at the base of the staircase in the outfit Regect had made for her. It was a hybrid of a suit and dress, the dress was green and yellow respectively with a split down the middle of the gown. Underneath was a full suit and dress pants in navy blue with a matching bowtie.
Not waiting for Regect to move, the red entity simply teleported over to her girlfriend inside the house. Moe honked excitedly and wrapped the entity in a big hug, spinning her around a few times before setting her down again.
Now frazzled and doing the closest thing to blushing that she could, the QR-code entity shyly adjusted her bowtie before looking back up at the clown.
> YY0U L 00K BEAUT1FUL
Moe blushed back a little, reciprocating the compliment.
Honk honk..!
Behind QR-code Ze was now also holding Regect up midair. It was significantly less cute considering all the kicking and screaming and fighting against the restraints.
"GET OUT OF MY FUCKIHG HOU-"
Ze had covered Regects mouth(?) with his arm
Moe shot her girlfriend an incredulous look, she only shrugged in response.
> AR3 Y0U R3ADY T0 G0?
Moe honked affirmatively before looking back over to Ze and Regect and waving goodbye.
"Bye Moe- ow STOP fucking KICKINGME- have a fun time- FUCK"
"OK BUT REMEMBER THAT SHES EVIL AND DONT TRUST HER--" Regect yelled after biting Ze's arm.
QR-code and Moe held hands before she teleported them away