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Shrimpo was currently in his room, trying his best to fit into the dress he had bought for Halloween. Well, in all honesty, he wasn't the one who bought it, he's the one that stole it from Gigi.
Either way, he wad trying to fit into it, but the zipper wouldn't close, so he had to get Finn to come help him.
"Gee, this dress sure seems small on you. Codn't you get a bigger one?" Finn had to pinch the sides of the zipper together to get it slightly more up.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?"
"No, Shrimpo- I'm not saying you're fat, I'm saying the dress is small. This is like Toodles' size!" Was Shrimpo really that small? Damn.
He felt the dress finally zip all the way up, with both him and Finn sighing in relief, though it did still feel like Shrimpo was being suffocated by the dress. At least his waist looked slimmer.
Shrimpo looked at himself one last time in the mirror before putting the little crown on and standing triumphantly.
"You look good!-"
"SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU! I HATE THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT TO ME!"
Shrimpo walled out feeling pretty, as much as he hated to admit that.
For the most part, everyone who saw Shrimpo either laughed at him or found him cute. Not like he minded, he actually kind of liked the attention on him. There was one toon, however...
When he walked by Soulvester and Connie, only one of the two ghost siblings laughed. The other one just stopped and stared, he could see his hair from his helmet turn pink, but he paid no mind to it, deciding to just continue walking.
He didn't really know where he was going, he just wanted to flaunt himself.
After a while, he got a bit bored and had shown all of the current toons his outfit, so he just went to the kitchen for some snacks. He entered and saw Connie and Soulvester talking again. When Connie noticed him, she nudged her brother to look at him as well, making his hair turn pink again. Weird.
She pushed him forward, and before he could complain at all, he was in front of Shrimpo, helmet steaming.
Shrimpo just glared at him.
"Uh, I must tell thee that I, uh... I... IREALLYWANTTOMAKEOUTWITHYOUANDSTARTAFAMILYTOGETHERANDGETMARRIEDANDSTUFF."
...
Shrimpo just started laughing in his face.
"HAHAHAHAA!!! JEEZ, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE DRESS I WAS WEARING RIGHT NOW, I'D SAY YOU'RE THE BIGGEST JOKE HERE!"
Ouch.