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KICKING THEM BALLS 🔥😈🦶

Summary:

BLUE LOCK CHATFIC
MY FIRST FIC YALL SO DONT JUDGE
ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO MB IF ANY MISTAKES 😔

Notes:

BLUE LOCK CHATFIC WHOOOO
THIS IS MY FIRST FIC SO ITS PROBS HELLA BAD BUT WE LIVE LAUGH LOVE 😬
I WILL TRY AND UPDATE AS OFTEN AS I CAN
ALSO FUTURE CHAPTERS WILL BE LONGER I SWEAR 😭
(also English is not my first language so don’t execute me if there’s any spelling mistakes hehe 😔🤞)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: 5AM SHENANIGANS 🔥🔥🔥

Chapter Text

demon 😈(sae’s version) added 20+ members to KICKING THEM BALLS 🔥😈🦶

 

(10+ members come online)

 

demon 😈 (sae’s version): wsg twinks

 

emorinny: wtf is this group roach

 

isagoat117: BAHAHAHA RIN WHAT IS UR NAME

 

princess 👸: I wouldn’t be laughing Isagi, ur name literally looks like something the average Andrew Tate fan would call themselves

 

isagoat117: sybau it was literally shidou who made all these names duh (totally heh 😥)

 

prettylashesbabyboo: ryu wtf have you added me too

 

demon 😈 (sae’s version): AHHHHH HAII MY SWEET SEXY BEAUTIFUL AWESOME SEXY SAEBAEE ❤️❤️😘

 

prettylashesbabyboo: hi ig..

 

demon 😈 (sae’s version): GUYS HE LOVES ME TOO SEEE 👀

 

demon jnr 😈: YES MY BRO YOU FR PULLED HIM RAHHH 🔥🔥🔥

 

nikocado avocado: Charles it’s literally 5am go back to sleep before Loki catches u on ur phone

 

demon jnr 😈: okay niko 😊😊

 

ninjawarrior: nah blud is whipped

 

cawcaw: nah blud is whipped

 

ninjawarrior: OMG JINX

 

cawcaw: JINX

 

isagoat117: gangalang there’s no way bro

 

ninjawarrior: yes way brochacho, we js locked in like that fr 🤞

 

isagoat117: put down that fuckass emoji gng like blud is not gojo

 

cawcaw: nah Isagi u can’t be dissing my man like that when im pretty sure u got the biggest main character syndrome outta everyone here

 

isagoat117: you tryna run this fade

 

specsaversbaddie: NO, no one is running anyone’s fade. Karasu and Otoya come back to bed it is 5am and far to early to be beefing with anyone. Also Isagi you’re like 5’9 what’s a short ho like u gna do

 

isagoat117: aye pull up and see what I can do to ur blind ass

 

Schizobee🐝: Isagi yk ur my best buddy right but even IM not delusional enough to know that you are NOT winning a fight against anyone here, let alone yukimiya.

 

demon 😈 (sae’s version): Bachibee is lowk right but I wasn’t gon say nun bc I wanted to see a fight

baroumaidchan: GO TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS BEFORE I GET EGO ON YALL

 

lazysugarbaby💵: stp tlking im trn to slp

 

princess 👸: someone go get Reo to translate for this lazy ass bum who can’t even be bothered to type

 

moneyblingbling: Chigiri stop being rude to Nagi can’t u see he’s js a lil tired

 

princess 👸: girl yk ily right but he’s ALWAYS like that

 

baroumaidchan: i can vouch for this he’s so lazy and he’s always leaving stuff EVERYWHERE. I had to bleach the floors last time he set foot in my dorm

 

lazysugarbaby💵: pipe down you fucking maid before I shove the nearest mop up ur ass

 

princess 👸: first full sentence I’ve actually EVER seen him type

 

lazysugarbaby💵: reo whn u cm bck to bd cn u buy me rbx (reo when you come back to bed can you buy me robux)

 

moneyblingbling: yes ofc my treasure 💜

 

lazysugarbaby💵: 🤍

 

isagoat117: fuckass faggots everywhere I turn in this goddamn building

 

bluestalker: I fear the enemy may be closer than it appears

 

nikocado avocado: pot calling the kettle black I fear

 

demon 😈 (sae’s version): also Isagi aren’t you literally dating Rinny pooh bear??

 

emorinny: stfu cunt don’t call me that also Isagi get ur ass back in bed yk damn well I’m going to kick you out if you keep causing some fuckass arguments at like 5 in the morning

 

prettylashesbabyboo: wait Rin are you dating Isagi?

 

emorinny: ew why are you talking to me leave me alone and that’s literally none of your business

 

prettylashesbabyboo: I’m not appreciating all this attitude

 

emorinny: well I didn’t appreciate when you fully abandoned me for years then came back telling me to quit soccer

 

prettylashesbabyboo: are u actually being serious right now Rin thats so petty of you

 

emorinny: yes the fuck I am being serious and maybe if you stopped riding shidou for 2 seconds and payed attention to anyone else you would actually realise that maybe I’m not the petty one here and maybe u js can’t see that bc ur such a self centred prick

 

(prettylashesbabyboo is offline)

 

demon 😈 (sae’s version): wtf was that for Rin it’s acc onsite

 

(demon 😈 (sae’s version) is offline)

 

emorinny: wtv he’s js gna be a pussy and cry abt it. Bye bitch

 

princess 👸: okay this is probs such a bad time but you actually CLOCKED HIS TEA 🤏🤏

 

moneyblingbling: no frl like u DEVOURED

 

isagoat117: im acc such a proud bf rn 🥹🥹

 

(Rin ❤️ a message)

 

schizobee🐝: BAHAHAHA EXPOSED

 

(Ego hacks into the gc)

 

Noelnoaglazer#1: EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP IT IS 5AM YOU HAVE TO BE UP IN AN HOUR. GO OFFLINE BEFORE I MAKE ALL YOUR COACHES MAKE U RUN EXTRA LAPS IN THE MORNING

 

(everyone is offline)