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I (17 M) found some leftovers in the communal fridge one morning, as one does. Most people don’t like leftovers because they’re “too good for them”, so really, I’m doing them all a favor. I figured it would be fine.
Well it was absolutely NOT fine. My psycho classmate (17 🍅) demanded to know who ate her precious curry because it’s like, her secret formula or whatever, and was ready to tear us apart limb from limb. She went on and on about taking revenge, and her pet FREAK (17 M) suggested flaying “the culprit” alive like a grape?!?
My other classmate (17 M) took the blame, not sure why, and now I think she’s gonna kill him!
It’s just some stupid leftovers! How was I supposed to know I’d stepped on a land mine?!
Edit: I can’t come clean, she may be a girl, but her punches REALLY HURT
Edit 2: Yeah it was actually really good curry, totally worth it.