Chapter Text
Two households, both alike in dignity
(In fair Konoha, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
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Do I really have to do this?
Yes, I know that I'm the Narrator, but...
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I ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS WHENEVER ROMEO AND JULIET STARTS!!!
AND YES, I JUST FUCKING CURSED!!!
AND ALSO, THIS IS NOT EVEN LEGIT ROMEO AND JULIET!!
IT'S A GAY PARODY!!!
GAY!
YAOI!
SHOUNEN-AI!
HOMOSEXUAL!
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!
AND IT'S USING THE CHARACTERS OF A DAMN ANIME THAT HAS A CRAPPY-AS-HELL ENDING!!
SO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO SAY AS THE NARRATOR!!
OKAY?!?!
OKAY!!
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Whew!
Now that I have that out of my system, let's start with this story!
Shall we?