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Long long long lojg time ago
Dear Ash and Kumi got married in 16 dember 1926, in THE huaven church with Seth as priest.
Seth: "do u promise to be loyal to your spouse, Ash?"
Ash: "y-yes!!!!!!"
Seth:"do you promsie to be loyoal to your husband, kumi/cofu/thing?"
Kumi:"bro yes bro bro bro bro"
Seth: "may i kiss ame! I wotn allow you twi ro kiss but do whatever"
Ashkumi kissed because ashkumi canon
The couple lived happily together, they were full of love for eachother and couldn't be separated! But one day, Kumi developed an alcohol addiction and things started going downhill.
Kumi started beating ash often, not like he didn't enjoy it but well .....
Ash, gathering the little dignity and courage he has left, decided to the unthinkable (he doesn't think in the fiest place) and slapped Kumi
Kumi: "bro what bro did bro you bro do bro BRO HOW BRO DARE BRO YOU BRO TO BRO SLAP BRO ME BRO!!!!!"
Ash: "AAAAAAAA IM SORRY DON'T HIT ME!! OYY KNOW I LOVE YOU AND I COULD NEVER LEAVE YOU NOR LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!"
Kumi: "I BRO DONT BRO BELIEVE BRO YOU BRO" Kumi started beating ash harder than they have ever done
Ash cried, Kumi lashed out their anger on him. Ame crode
Ok anyway this happened 101% real real