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*after five hours of ferocious licking* Edward and mikey began to bark like dogs and they walked out to the forest and bonded over howling
They talked about how they dreamt of being femboys and how they wish to be one *the next day* they went to they femboy shop and found the most kittyliquious maid outfits so they could match
They went to a gay party in town and drank a lot of Alcohol and got drunk and started asking people to be in a three some but they got scared and ran away as the alcohol had aging potion in so they looked like old grandpa
Then they got kidnapped and were touched by a man named Tom and they were left to die until Edward sacrificed himself for mikey
Mikey then mourned Edward for the rest of his life.