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The announcer's voice cut through the room, "EVERYONE FUCKING SHUT UP THE 2067 EPIC RAP GOON BATTLE BETWEEN PRUSSIA AND THIS RANDOM ASS PERSON IS STARTING!!!!"
Prussia grabbed the mic (mic short for microphone btw) and started spitting like a fountain, "Hello little girl I am Prussia and you are not my awesomeness is exploding at an alarming rate even though someone can't be as awesome as the great Prussia!!" YES PRUSSIA WAY ON!!!! oh... the random guy too... go ahead.
"Oh! That's not... Hot take: Before you all come throwing tomatoes at me... the fact that you're genuinely trying to normalise sexualising and infantilising my niche hyperfixation theory is so dystopian because the media is brainwashing you to think that it's not overstimulating my silly cars humour is so dehumanising because it feels like you're trying to support consumerism by saying it's just religious psychosis! Hope this helps! zleeble zleeble zleep zlorp what the actual fuck does all that mean I had to get a list of buzzwords just to write that dude
Prussia made a comeback by saying "I'M AWESOME I'M AWESOME MEIN GOTT WEST I'M SO AWESOME AUSTRIA GIVE ME YOUR SILESIA REGION!!!" The announcer immediately started to scream his head off again like a bloody madman, "WE HAVE A WINNER! PRUSSIA IS THE WINNER OF THE 2067 EPIC RAP GOON BATTLE OLYMPICS! WHAT A RAP!" Of course Prussia won he's too awesome to not win