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Summary:

Jabber had a good handle on things. He knew what he wanted. He knew how to get it. And recently, he knew what Zanka wanted. And he knew that he really wanted him to accomplish that (beating the hell outta Jabber). So when he wants to see Zanka laughing his head off without a care in the world, he decides the new toxin he's come across is perfect for their next fight.

But that's not exactly how it happens. Because Jabber Wonger is a scientist that doesn't like to follow all the rules.

And when the consequence of that ends up being him having to trip sit a very clingy, overly affectionate Zanka?

Well, he's not gonna regret it now.

This is not gonna permenantely affect him at all. He'll be fine. He can handle it.

(Spoiler Alert: He absolutely cannot)