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Charlie stood in the kitchen, studying their calendar on the wall thoughtfully. Then he sighed deeply.
“What?” Nick asked, stepping up behind and putting his arms around Charlie.
His boyfriend sighed. “Two months,” he said.
“Beg your pardon?”
“You’ve already been trying for two whole months,” Charlie explained.
“And?”
“Doesn’t it get boring?”
“Absolutely not!” Nick exclaimed, kissing his neck.
Charlie leaned back against him. “So you’re willing to go for another month?”
“Absolulety! As long as it takes!”
Charlie shook his head, smiling at the giant sap behind him. Then he turned the page of their calendar to reveal:

