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Ni-Ki: Aggressively doing the Macarena DON’T PISS ME OFF BRO!
Minho: Pretending to aggressively breakdance DON’T TALK TO ME!
Harua:Bro imagine you go to a Stray Kids concert, and halfway through, they randomly start humping each other
Maki: Is that not what they normally do?
Seungmin: Yeah so in my dream this Kpop idol was my brother, and he was really hot…and jacked (the idol in my dream was Eujioo by the way)
Taehyung:Yeah my parents kicked me out so I was like, ig i’ll go to this dog wizard academy
Soobin: My grandfather has Parkinson’s
Sunoo: YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS PREGNANCY?
Soobin: PARKINSONS! GOOD LORD HE’S A MAN! A MALE MAN!
Yangyang: I never thought I’d see womb and fetus discrimination
Xiaojun: HENDERY LICKED MY HAND
Taeyong: What is happening in Wayv?