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“I dare you to kiss someone in this circle right now, Sharp! Even just on the cheek!” Spongs dared, smiling stupidly as he slurs the words, drunk as hell.
“The fuck? Hell no!” The blond fought back, shaking his head profusely, who was also tipsy, knocking himself over as he did so.
The group— Spongs, Twirps, and Saparata, laughed at Sharpness’ foolishness and response. “C’mon, Spongs, you know he doesn’t get clingy or do anything romantic when it’s not his favorite rabbit,” Twirps stated, teasing Sharpness, laughing as he leaned back.
Everyone knows that Sharpness and Judelow were not together, but they looked like they’ve been pining for hundreds of years.
Sharpness only whined, “I don’t wan’ kiss anyone!” The blond yelled, his eyes closed as he hugs a bottle of beer still filled with a little alcohol, spilling it all over him.
The white-haired laughed at the sight, “Bro, his accent is slipping off more!” Saparata exclaimed as he threw his head back, stomach hurting from laughing.
“Fine! If you don’t want to then.. Uh, drink this whole thing!” Twirps said as he handed Sharpness a new bottle lazily while helping the blond sit up to drink it all.
Sharpness couldn’t say anything and just let it happen. He wasn’t uncomfortable doing this game, he was the one who suggested it and yet, he’s still the one losing.
Sharpness took the bottle from Twirps’ hand and chugged it without any breaks. Saparata and the others panicked but laughed,
“He’s not going to end up well, bro,” Spongs said, crying and laughing at the blond, whose entire face disheveled.
“Let’s just wrap this up, Sharpness keeps losing almost every time,” Saparata exclaimed. He was technically not wrong, they’ve been at it for a few hours now and Sharpness lost at least five times now.
As the group agreed to wrap things up, Sharpness stood slowly, stumbling over his steps. “Woah, Sharp, you want me to carry ya home like a princess or what?” Twirps asked sarcastically, but was still concerned for the blond’s safety.
Sharpness giggled, “Dude, If I can't find my way back to my base, I’m just going to death reset,” He said in reassurance, already on his way back to his own base. As everyone said their goodbyes, the swordmaster had already gone a few blocks out.
The blonde hummed as he walked across the grassy field, his feet giving up every now and then. Although with his state, he really didn’t care about it. It had been a while since he took a walk, but he didn’t intend to be drunk while he’s at it.
Just as Sharpness was a few feet left from his base, he ran towards it and bolted inside, pushing the door open and stumbled across a small hump on his feet. Had his floorings gone up? Right before he thinks of another, he had already seen himself face flat on a.. Checkered floor?
His mind was so flooded with alcohol, he couldn’t even comprehend that he wasn’t in his base.
Sharpness groaned, his head aching and his sight spinning. Just as he was about to sit up, he heard faint footsteps moving towards him. The blond finally had the urge to lift his head up.
“Who the fuck is in my..?” As his eyesight started to clear, he saw a purple-haired rabbit approaching him. “Why the fuck are you here?” A familiar voice asked, it was Judelow.
The rabbit checked out the latter’s dishevelled face, his face flushed pink and reeking of alcohol. “Are you seriously drunk on my floor right now?!” The rabbit asked, concern clearly heard in his voice. He helped the swordmaster up and fixed his face, which was covered with his hair.
The swordmaster, though, thought he was dreaming. He leaned himself to Judelow closer, their skin touching with each other. “Heh.. You, uh.. You look real..” Sharpness slurred out, poking Judelow’s cheeks and placing his hand on the rabbit’s ears while the other on the latter’s waist.
Judelow couldn’t help but giggle at the sight of the swordmaster. “That’s because I am real, Sharp,” He softly said, sitting down in front of Sharpness, letting him pet his ears. Sharpness stopped dead in his tracks, “Wha..?” Just as he was about to ask a question, his head ached a shit ton.
“Ow..” He uttered, now lightly squeezing the bunny’s ear. “..Let’s get ‘ya changed bro, you reek of alcohol.” Judelow said, taking up all his strength to move Sharpness on a nearby crafting table and let him sit there.
“Give me a moment, I’ll get you clothes.” Judelow said, moving quickly to his dresser to find some comfortable clothes as the latter whined due to the rabbit not being close to him, “How did this stupid blond guy go out drinking with a full set of gear? Who in the world genuinely does that?” The rabbit thought, scrambling to find an okay shirt.
“Uh, this should be fine.. Here, wear this,” Judelow threw a maroon shirt with a Foxy face printed in the middle and some sweatpants. Sharpness didn’t question him and already started taking his gear off, struggling while doing so.
As Sharpness was wearing the clothes, Judelow went to the sink to wet a towel and squeezed the remaining water out, using it to fix Sharpness’ face. Judelow swiftly moves in front of the blond, who was nodding his way to dreamland when Judelow interrupted him.
“Face up, sleepy head.” Judelow ordered, to which Sharpness lazily nodded to, his eyes still closed. Just as he finished fixing the blond’s dishevelled face, he led him to their bed. “Come, lay down on the bed.” Judelow said, pulling Sharpness to the bed.
“Can you.. Uhm..” Sharpness trailed, trying to remember what he was about to say. Judelow hummed for the latter to continue, “Uh.. Sleep beside me?” He finally asked,
“Ohmygod this clingy ass swordmaster..” The rabbit thought, but he can’t just leave a drunk swordmaster behind, can he? “Yeah, whatever, bro.” Judelow agreed, placing Sharpness down the bed and laying beside him.
Sharpness didn’t waste any time and threw himself on Judelow, reaching out for his ears. “You really like my ears, huh?” The rabbit asked as he relaxed his ears for the latter to play with.
The latter only hummed and started rubbing the rabbit’s ears. Judelow only chuckled at him, placing his hands on the latter’s back, stroking it in an up and down motion.
“What happened that got you so drunk, dude?” Judelow asked, curiosity getting the better of him.
“Uhm, we.. played truth or dare, I think..” Sharpness said slowly, trying to remember if he was correct.
“Did you do dare?”
“Yeah, a lot of times.”
“What did they dare you to do?”
“Uh, well, first it was like.. Me dancing around? I didn’t even like, do anything. And, uh.. They dared me to kiss someone in the circle.”
“Well,”
“Did you?”
“Nope,” Sharpness quickly said as he buried his face onto the trapper’s chest. Judelow felt a wave of relief, but was still curious. “Why?” He asked, his hands now placed on the blond’s hair, ruffling it.
“Uh, you weren’t there? Like, who else would I kiss and why would I kiss someone that’s not you?” Sharpness rambled, his voice trembling, a tear leaving his eye. “Woah, chill. You’re fine, bro, don’t cry.” Judelow lifted the latter’s face, caressing his cheeks with his hand.
Sharpness only whined, still tearing up, “What a baby..” Judelow said, trying to hold his laughter as he reached for a water bottle on his bedside table. “Calm down, Sharpy. Here, drink.” Judelow said as he pushed the tip of the bottle to Sharpness’ lips.
“I don’ wanna..” He whined, closing his mouth quickly. “..Stubborn.” Judelow muttered. He had no choice. He took a sip of water and sat up, along with Sharpness, who was still laying on his chest.
Sharpness looked at the trapper with confusion. Before he could ask, Judelow leaned closer to him, just enough to kiss him.
“Hey–” Sharpness couldn’t utter a word as he felt Judelow’s thumb on the corner of his lips, forcing him to open his mouth. As Judelow felt the latter’s mouth open a little, he released some of the water he had sipped and gave it to Sharpness.
“Swallow.” He quickly said, to which Sharpness quickly did. “Did you really have to do that?” Sharpness asked, to which the rabbit nodded. “Now, sleep, your head is going to ache like an elephant sat down on you.” Judelow said, getting out of the bed and tucking the swordmaster in with a blanket.
Sharpness whined, “Noo.. Stay here..” Sharpness lazily exclaimed, holding Judelow’s arm back. Judelow only sighed.
He can’t really deny Sharpness’ request, not just because he was cute, but he knows that Sharpness would only keep pestering him and wouldn’t make him work on new traps.
Judelow looked at the awaiting blueprints of traps and back at Sharpness, who had puppy eyes pulled out like it hadn’t already convinced Judelow from the start.
“Fine.. But if I see you not asleep, I’m leaving you alone.” Judelow said, going back to the bed and hugged Sharpness. The blond didn’t dare say another word and snuggled his face into the trapper’s chest once again.
“Goodnight, Sharpy.” The blond only hummed, sinking in deeper to the rabbit's touch. "Лаку ноћ, љубави моја," He said in singsong, his voice raspy and clearly screaming for rest.