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So here was Ivan, in his apartment, sitting in his room with a slime-making tutorial and polymer glue, uhh borax activator whatever was it called
oh and a trail of cocaine and a rolled newspaper for SNORTING it if something very bad happens!!!!
anyways
"Shit how do i do this."
Ivan glanced at the screen of his computer, squinting, not getting any detail of the process. He scratched the back of his head, before his gaze returned to the ingredients for teh slime!
cough
"ANDREW could you fetch me a bowl i need it for my SLIME MAKING SESSION"
Ivan shouted
'ok'
Andrew said back
Andrew opened the door to Ivan's room, that was previously closed, with a bowl, of course!
like there actually was a bowl on the handle dont ask how this works
"thx cuhh"
'ok ivan please never ask me to do anything.'
Andrew closes the door. there isnt a bowl on the handle now
Ivan pours the glue in the bowl! Yay! And some activator too!!! And then mixes it with a spoon!! Yay now he has clear slime to relieve stress with YAY!
"HALO BRO ^_^"
Shit is tgat the therapist from that one fic
SKITTLES?!?!?
"what are you doing here."
Ivan stared at SKITTLES
"IM HERE TO PLAY WIT U WIT TEH SLIME OFC CUHH"
^_^
"ok..? you can have the half i guess"
Ivan flinged a half of the ... uh. somehow mixed slime in Skittles' arms
"ZOMG THANX"
"ok..."
'ivan who the fuck are you talking to i cant hear anyone but you'
"sorry andrew im hallucinating my therapist that i went to like a month ago"
'..Okay then??? go on i guess'
"SIGH IVAN WHY DID YU TELL ANDRW TAHT.... -_-"
"can. you stop talking with emoticons in your sentences it like really freaks me out"
"ok fineuhhhh UR BORING."
skittles like disappears. like dissolves in the air okay
"What"
"anyways Andrew do you want to play with slime with me"
'I'd pass...'
"ok fine you idiot"
"you don't even want to spend time with me"
'Ivan that's overreacting'
A pause.
"shut up homosexual"
'???Ok bro'
so ivan continued to play with hid slime while andrew worked i dont know how to end this
Peace
✌️✌️✌️✌️ kasper the narrator out