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The Asylum staff experience interview
Jackyl Interview
Jackly : Hi my named is Jackyl and I have worked here for 4-5 years now. And you know I do love working here,it's just we all have a lot of laughs.
Also Jackyl:
Jackyl: Fuck off Evelynne I'm not gonna do my work!
He shouted at her while walking to the staff pantry to grab something to eat.
Evelynne : Your disgusting you fuck know that?
Evelynne told to her co-workers that she doesn't like during a meeting.
Jackyl : Get your shit together
Said to Diablo.
Diablo : Fucking Cunt
He said during a meeting and throwing his pen at someone.
CH1-M3R4 : I'm gonna hit you too asshole
CH1 threatened to someone.
Janitor : What the fuck are you doing here!?
They said to a patient seeing them in a restricted area
Evelynne Interview:
Evelynne : I work in a cubicle all today, so I sit all day. And in order to get some exercise, I just moved around the mental institution like this sometimes.
Scooting around the institution with the chair.
Evelynne : And I was getting tried getting called Evelynne in a hurry.
Evelynne scoots herself to a nearby table, and dumps all the things out if the jar then procees to complain about it:
Evelynne : Why the fuck do you not have candy, put it on your list of things to do!
CH1-M3R4 : Oh my blox you are so annoying...
CH1-M3R4 Interview
CH1-M3R4 : This is it, this is the big gig.
Picked up the commutator and asked:
CH1-M3R4 : What the fuck do you want Jackyl?
Back to the interview:
CH1-M3R4 : Took me a lot of time to find a spot you know was far away enough from the water park or a aquarium.
Picked up the commutator again and said
CH1-M3R4 : Hey Evelynne
Katza Interview
Katza : Hi my name is Katza, I'm the Director of health here. I believe in my God the only god. I like working here it's great, Pure is a great friend you know. Mostly through half of the day as the day passed by we get a little uh more distance but that's fine.
In a meeting:
Pure : I have not killed anyone is a long time
Diablo : Your fucking drunk Pure.
Director of whatever office
Diablo : I came down to the patients area and saw that barley anyone doing their job, and the people that are doing their job is barley doing it!
About Diablo:
Jackyl : Diablo is my boss and is he a piece of cock
Pure : Diablo is an asshole
Evelynne : Oh Diablo is a cock shit
At Katza office
Diablo : I want to hit your face as hard as I can and I don't wanna do that
He threatened to Katza who was doing whatever their doing.
In a meeting
Diablo : How many patients do we have right now?
Katza : Our patients count are at- Fuck you that's where their at.
At the staff break room
Pure : Can I please have a cookie?
Jackyl then procees to put it at the top because Pure is short as shit.
Pure : Fuck you bro
Then Pure tried to get the cookies but Jackyl took them and putted on top of his head. Pure then harshly pushed Jackyl because of it, Evelynne was in the break room and recorded everything.
At Katza office
Katza : When anyone that isn't my medics tried to talk through the commutator with me, I just ignore them other facility director too.
Katza : And this is my assistance Angel, write this shit down! She does all the work that I don't wanna do.
A few days ago
Katza : Do it Angel
While handing the communicator to Angel because They don't wanna do any talking with other staff that isn't a medical.
In Evelynne office
Evelynne : They moved my office three times, so I burned down Diablo office so I won't get his office if I have to move again.
Somewhere in the office
Pure: Your lucky this shit is holding me back right now, I swear to God if I could beat you up I would.
Pure threatened to Diablo.
Diablo : I hope you do come over and dare beat me up!
Diablo shot back to Pure.
In Diablo Office
Diablo : If there's a hell, I hope I won't be there with them!
A few days ago
Katza sneaked attacked Evelynne and they got tased by her.
Diablo went in the office and announced:
Diablo : I'm making copys, move!
Then Diablo threw Pure documentary way on the floor.
Diablo : In the mental institution being gay just has it perks, your simply a better person.
In a meeting
Evelynne : Somebody stone my stationary and went through my files
Katza : Hey it's wasn't even me this time!
Katza relationship with Evelynne
Katza : Some I steal her stuff because she can't do anything about it and the other director just don't care, so I get away with her stuff.
In a meeting
Diablo : Raise up your hand if you know what department you work in.
Barley anyone raise up their hand.
Katza : I'm the director of health
Diablo talking to the patients
Diablo : The glass is used for the window and not for attacking people with it ok? I can literally hear you people fighting from my office.
thoughts about this place
Jackyl : There is something really magical about working in this place here
The camera then shows a riot happening and everyone is fighting. Jackyl shows no concern about it.
In a meeting
Pure : If I had permission, I would just walk out of here!
Then the camera show a kick me paper on Pures back.
Jackyl : I don't know I think we just bond together really well!
While showing that the metal institution being a mess and everything is going wrong.
In the announcement room
Evelynne : May I have your attention to all office workers if any of y'all tries to steal my stuff it will have consequences. Hope y'all like mind cocontrol
Finishing part
Jackyl : I loved these people they are my family! Here at Stone Haven County Asylum we would help you with your mental health and struggles! Write that down...
Then Katza shows out of nowhere to peak on what their doing, but sadly Jackyl saw them.
Jackyl : What the fuck, have you been here for a while!? Fucking asshole!
Then jackyl pushed her down the stairs not caring if the got hurt or not.