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HOLY FUCK GEORGE ME OL' MATE HOW ARE YA?!
John yells as he slaps the rather disorented George on the back.
I SEE YOU FINALLY KICKED THE BUCKET, GLAD TO HEAR IT WELCOME TO HELL! Then George glares daggers at him before breakdancing
WOAHHHH John says in awe before break dancing with him
They boogie for a while before George boogies so hard he ascends to the next plain of existence SO LONG FUCKER I AM REACHING PEAK GODHOOD
OH MY GOD then John dies again and clips through the void and into the body of a bird before shitting on Paul McCuntly who is strumming his guitar like the old man twink he is AWE FUCK THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SHIRT! DAMN YOU JOHN LENNON!
Then the world explodes PEACE AND LOVEEEEE screams Ringo as he floats through space having outlived every Beatle even beetles couldn't live as long as him.
Then they all find each other with Ringo being the only one alive and they all jerk it in a circle before coming together
The end.