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A hunter was tearing through a enchanted forest, looking for any animal, to catch. He and his family ran out of food, because of a certain person, who ate their whole stock. Just thinking about him made Sanji unfuriated. Not only that, but another hunter was meant to go with him, but he got drunk so he was off limits.
Which left Sanji alone, to go gather some food.
It's not like he didn't like the job, but he would be thankful if anyone offered him a hand. Unfortunately that didn't happen yet again.
Sanji pushed the bushes in front of him, to clear his path. He had to stay quiet to not startle any prey. His feet quietly moved through the grass covered with dew, calculating his every move.
When he thought he heard something rustle, his head turned to that sound and with precision started to go in that direction.
After a few steps, he started to hear a faint melody from afar. With a curious look he proceeded to go forward.
When he pushed away the last tree branch, he was welcomed by a beautiful scenery.
The forest cut short, a field starting shortly after. There was a dark lake, shimmering in the suns light and right above it a beautiful woman was sitting on a rock.
She was singing a tune in melodic voice, while brushing her hair.
Sanji was immediately charmed by the lady and was about to walk up to her, but something stopped him.
It wasn't a regular woman. She was a nymph, a treacherous and deceiving creature that feasted on a mens love for them. Nami warned him notoriously to never interact with them.
They could be deadly.
But Sanji was fed up with their ignorance towards him and wanted to feel something positive for once. Additionally the woman really was beautiful. She captured his interest immediatelly.
Her long, lustrous, curly hair and her body. Good gracious. And her voice, it made him feel enchanted by her beauty.
She was like a goddess.
Weakly, Sanji started to walk towards the nymph. The closer he got, the more masmerised he was by her. Her tune sounded like it was about to end and just when he was right behind her, the nymph stopped singing.
She turned her head slightly with a sly smile and fully looked at the man.
Her face was even more gorgeous than her whole silhouette, if that was even possible. Her nose was unnaturaly long, but it gave her a unique look. Her eyes deep and brown with long eyelashes, looked straight at Sanjis, the pupils wide. And her lips, god her lips, their were full and shiny just begging to be... holy shit.
"Hey handsome." She spoke, her voice surprisingly deep. "Can I help you somehow."
"Oh I-I...." Sanjis started to internally scream when he realised, he was actually standing in front of a real nymph. His heart skipped a beat and face flushed. "I-I just heard your song a-and thought you had a really pretty voice... that's why I decided to come up, but now I think I'm regretting it."
He rambled out his responsie, stumbling between his words.
"Regretting?" She asked surprise and her face went sad. "Oh I guess that's right."
She touched her nose gently, tears forming in her eyes.
"It's because of the nose isn't it."
"What? No, of course not!" The Blond quickly denied, shaking his hands. "You are beautiful, gorgeous even!"
"Then why you want to go away from me?" She asked, her plump lips squeezed in dissatisfaction.
"Well that's because..." His view went to her lips, the pulse quickening up. "You're a nymph. Y-you... you can kill me!"
"Oh!" She said in surprise. "I wouldn't say so honey."
She giggled and stood up to come closer to him.
"At least I don't kill people like you." When she was fully in front of him, Sanji realised her chest was uncovered.
With a quick move he covered his eyes, not wanting to evade her privacy.
"What happened?" She asked, her voice confused.
"Y-your chest... it's bare." He explained, still with covered eyes.
"Oh come on, you have never seen a man's chest before?" She asked with a chuckle.
Sanji needed a second to fully understand her words. When he realised, his hands flew down and jaw opened widely.
"Wait what?!" He yelled in shock, looking in disbelief at the nymph.
"W-what?" He jolted in caution, getting scared by the man.
"You're a man?!" He shouted, still not believing his ears, nor eyes.
"Y-yes!" The nymph said also confused now. "You didn't know?"
"No?!" Sanjis eyes just stared at him in disbelief.
"Well.." He looked down at himself and then back at the Blond. "I guess I don't really look like a man. I have always been pretty feminine."
Sanji just stood, trying to make any sense of it.
He found a man attractive?! How was that possible? Yes, he does look very feminine, but now when Sanji could take a look better it really was a man. Then if he already knows it's not a lady, why does his heart still beat so loudly?!
It must be from shock right? Of course it was.
"Uhm... are you alright?" The nymph asked him, with a worried look, extending his hand towards him.
Sanji finally woke up and looked at the man again. His cheeks reddened slightly, eyeing the curlyhead again.
"Y-yeah, I think." He replied after a second, fidgeting with his hands slightly. "I was just... surprised."
"I think surprised is an understatement." Nymph chuckled softly, a grunt leaving his mouth. He quickly covered his lips in ashame, now also red as a tomato.
Sanji smiled softly and loosened his muscles.
"Sorry I reacted this way.." He apologised with sincere regret.
"It's okay." Nymph just smiled widely, almost beaming with sunshine. "But you really think my nose in not atrocious?"
"What? No! How could I? Your nose is so unique it's beautiful." Curlyhead smiled shyly, looking away for a second.
"Every other nymph treats me worse, because of it." He sighed with sorrow. "They say I will never lure a human.."
"That's not true!" Sanji quickly started to defend him, not thinking his words through. "You could easily charm me."
Nymph looked in surprise at him, not expecting this kind of words.
When Sanji realised what he just said, the man came up to him and pressed his hand on top of Blond's chest.
"You think so?" He fluttered with his eyelashes innicently, looking deep into his eyes.
Sanji swallowed his throat and just looked at the man bewildered. Words were stuck in his mouth.
"Will you say something, or are you playing hard to get." He smiled mischeviously and put his arms around Sanji's neck.
He tilted his head slightly, so that his nose wasn't in the way.
At that moment Sanji knew he was screwed, but didn't do anything about it. For somw reason he wanted to feel the Nymph closer to him.
One of the Curlyheads hand, went down slowly, at first circling around his stomach, then lower.
Sanji hissed in surprise, but didn't actually mind the touch. The Nymph only briefly ghosted above his crotch and with a smile took his hand away.
Unwillingly Sanji let out a disapointed whine.
"Greedy, are we?" He asked, eyes closing in a seductive tone. "Would you want to feel me better?"
Sanji just nodded, not being able to say any word. Their faces were slowly closing the gap between eachother. Sanji could feel the hot breath on his face, making him even more desperate.
Finally their lips connected, a quiet moan escaping Sanjis throat. The Blond grabbed Nymph's waist and pulled him closer, in which the man replied with a surprised, but satisfied hum.
When their kissing started to get more heater, Sanji suddenly felt the Nymph push away.
His hazed gaze tried to follow the man, but his head was a mess.
When he finally realised what happened, Nymph was already halfly in the woods. With speed, Sanji ran up to the Curlyhead and catches his hand.
The man yelped in surprise, not expecting him to follow.
"W-what are you doing?" He asked scared.
"Why did you walk away like that?" Sanji followed up also with a question.
"As a nymph I can't seduce humans, when my hunger is satisfied." He explained, eyes filles with guilt.
"You can't or you shouldn't." Sanji asked in a serious tone.
Nymph stared at him in shock and lowered his gaze.
"I shouldn't." He quietly mumbled out a response.
Sanji sighed and freed his hand. Curlyhead turned towards him surprised.
"You should go then." Blond said shortly and turned his face into the opposite direction.
"Wait!" The Nymph yelled and when Sanji was just about to turn back, the man catched his face in his palms and kissed him on the lips. Sanji just stood there in surprise, but after a second he melted into the kiss.
When the Nymph pulled away, Sanji was still blushing like a teenager.
"Maybe I can make an exeption for you." He winked seductively and started to walk into the forest.
"Before you go!" Sanji shouted one last time. "My name is Sanji. So you won't forget me."
Nymph smiled fondly and tilted his head.
"I won't, don't worry." His tone turned seductive very quickly. "Others call me Usopp, so you also can."
"Usopp.." Sanji whispered his name under his breath. "That's a beautiful name.."
"A pretty name, for a pretty person." He giggled softly and finally disappeared in the thick bushes, leaving only a memory in Sanji's head.
The man hoped that Usopp would turn back, but he didn't. When he turned away, he realised he was meant to catch food for his so called family.
With panicked movements, he quickly took his weapons and also disappeared into the forest.
Both men couldn't wait until they could meet again.