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Viola Dunmont has added Hasu Mayani to the Wilderlore gc
Viola: Hi Hasuu ☺️
Hasu: Heyyyyy
Tadg: Supppppp
Viola: Tadg you replied awfully fast when Hasu messaged
Barclay: Oooh, does tadg have a crush??
Shazi: Prob lol
Tadg: Nah bro whattt 💀
Hasu: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cecily: gng wht is happening rn 🥀🥀
Barclay: Tadg likes hasu 👍
Tadg: YO
Tadg: NAH NAH NAH
Viola: lolll
Shazi: This confirms it lmao
Hasu: Tadgggg 😭😂
Yasha: Hi guysss <33333
Shazi: HUH
Tadg: SINCE WHEN DID YASHA GET ADDED BRO
Barclay: hiii
Yasha: heyy
Barclay: Do you ship Tadasu? Tad+Hasu
Yasha: ofc lolll
Cecily: This chat is so strange
Cecily: Thts why I love it! ❤️😜
Tadg: OKaY WHy Do YaLl All SHIp mE WitH HAsU??????
Tadg: ShE AInt eveN my TYpE
Hasu: So… u dont like me??🥺
Tadg: Hasu, I never said that
Barclay: THAT'S NOT A NO
Barclay: BAHHAHAAAhahAAH
Tadg: @Barclay Thorne, you r so cooked bud
Yasha: Chill bruv
Tadg: Says the one who secretly is in love with Barclay 😘
Shazi: WhAT
Viola: NAh WHt-
Hasu: ✨
Runa: I ship it, I ship barsha
Yasha: WTH
Cecily: Where did runa come from vro 😩
Tadg: haha
Barclay: RUNa WHAT
Tagd: Barclay and Yasha sitting in a tree,
Viola: K
Viola: I
Shazi: S
Cecily: S
Hasu: I
Runa: N
Cyril: G
Barclay: Wht the actual Fk
Barclay: CYRIL??!?
Cyril: Hey barcs
Tadg: @Barclay Throne, even cyril ships it mate
Yasha: Brooo 😒
Barclay: THATS IT,
Barclay: @Tadg Murdock, im coming to ur room rn.
Viola: Barclay?
Viola: Barclayyy??
Tadg: Oh fk, I hear his fat footsteps approaching my door.
Tadg: brb gng
Hasu: Um
Cecily: wht on earth jst happened
Viola: I can hear them arguing from my room lol
Tadg: HASU UWU CUTIE PATOOTIE SUSSY BAKA I WANNA FURRY ROLE PLAY W/ YOU ON TWITCH AND PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY TOES AND MAKE YOU LICK IT OFF
Cyril: YO WTF
Cecily: WHATT
Yasha: HOLY-
Barclay: 😉
Tadg: BRO BARCLAY TOOK MY PHONE AND TYPED THAT I SWEAR
Viola: I just heard a loud thud…
Runa: Fight, fight, fight! 🔥
Shazi: Im lwk concerned that the ppl who are supposed to be our mentors are allowing this but wth.
Hasu: same lol
Viola: OMG, I GTG I JUST HEARD BARCLAY SWEAR, HE NEVER SWEARS!!!
Cecily: Honestly, dont stop Tadg from beating barclay.
Runa: @All, meet at the guild house I have tea 🍵
Cyril: BET
Runa: Except Tadg and Barclay
Runa: They can fight it out 🥰