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ATLANTAS MOST WANTED
JACK | SOPHIA | WYATT | AMMIE
JACK
so... who is willing to take my
shift tonight
WYATT
i'm working rn so no
SOPHIA
? ur crazy
u work until closing tonight
JACK
ya that's why i'm asking?
i can't work tonight i have um
my grandma is dying
AMMIE
your grandmother is already dead
both of them
i work closing tomorrow i refuse
JACK
I'LL PAY YOU AMBAR...
AMMIE
WHY ARE YOU TARGETING ME
SOPHIA
jack literally never goes to work
how does he not get fired
WYATT
uhh cuz he owns the diner ? his family
his aunt is blind as a bat when she wants to be
SOPHIA
hm and when i break the ice cream machine on
accident it's the apocalypse
JACK
AMBAR .............
i'll take your thursday shift
i know you hate working morning
AMMIE
just ask in the big gc?
someone must be willing
also the ice cream machine is still broken
so jack's aunts anger when u broke it was justified
even if it was an accident
WYATT
that wasn't an accident
soph wanted to cause problems
on purpose
SOPHIA
WYATT ?????
JACK
okay ambar listen
AMMIE
WHY ARE YOU ONLY TARGETING ME
STOP
JACK
i take your thursday morning shift
AND i pay you extra
SOPHIA
ambar don't fall for it…
AMMIE
hm
paypal.me/ambarmora
what time does it start
JACK
OHHH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
CAN WE GET MARRIED
jack dylan grazer & ambar novak
WYATT
that's not how it works
my break is almost over 🙂
JACK
9 - 12
you have 2 close
it's not busy at night so you'll just be there
chillin i swear it's not a bad shift i just don't
wanna work today
AMMIE
alright i'll cover
send me my goddam money
SOPHIA
i can't believe this
fueling his habits of not going to work
are the two dollars he paypals you enough
to make up for the fact that you cry over spilled
coffee
WYATT
TWO DOLLARS?
ammie have some respect for yourself
JACK
i'll have you know i will give her more than $2
i am a wealthy man i must give my dear friend at
least THREE dollars
AMMIE
I DONT FUCKING CRY OVER SPILLED
COFFEE THAT WAS ONE TIME AND
I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY
SOPHIA
she's always having a bad day you guys
AMMIE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
i'm just sensitive and you know it
why do you have to put me on blast
in front of everyone like this
JACK
i would cry over spilled coffee too
but i'm not allowed near the coffee machine
WYATT
yes? because you broke it last time to try
and recreate that scene from parks and recs
which was your dumbest idea and that's
saying a lot
AMMIE
i don't cry over spilled coffee.
wyatt your break is over already
WYATT
oh i know i'm just hiding in the
bathroom
JACK
okay so i broke the coffee maker but
it’s fixed so it doesn't matter it's not
like i'll do it again
SOPHIA
he most definitely would do it again if
he was allowed near the machine
AMMIE
JACK CAN YOU PAY ME BEFORE I
CHANGE MY MIND AND FORCE U TO DO
UR SHIFT TONIGHT
JACK
OMFG
keep calm and hold on
money has been sent
SOPHIA
$2 btw
AMMIE
i love jack everyone
we're getting married
ambar grazer sounds so nice
JACK
treat urself m'lady
SOPHIA
HOW MUCH DID HE SEND YOU?
AMMIE
$30 😎 rich asf
SOPHIA
WHAT THE HELL?
HE OWES ME $10 SINCE AUGUST AND
STILL HASNT PAYED ME BACK
paypal.me/sophlillis
JACK
i don't recall
the ogre wants money the ogre gets money
i guess though
SOPHIA
don't call me fucking ogre
I HATE YOU
WHY DID YOU SEND ME A SINGLE DOLLAR
AMMIE
he loves me and he hates u
JACK
she's gonna start trying to fight me
shut up