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Hi, my name is Mikey Way.
Today I needed a screwdriver. I searched all over the house for one that fit. I searched inside drawers, cabinets, tackle boxes, the garage and lint traps. I tested every single screwdriver and none of them fit. So I went to my friend, Ray’s house to ask him if he had a screwdriver that fit, Ray did not have one.
I was irritated by the fact that no screwdriver in the entire house and Ray’s house fit this stupid screw. Then my brother, Gerard came home from Frank’s house and I told him about the screwdriver problem and Gerard pulled a screwdriver covered in this wet goo from his pocket. I was appalled, so I asked my brother what on earth was on this screwdriver, and this creature said the wet goo was LUBE!
Now I have fixed my screwdriver problem, but now I have another, bigger problem, a corpse problem!