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America sighed. This archery competition was too freaking easy yo!!!!!!!!!!!! All he had to do was just cast a spell and the arrow would hit the gold!!!!!!!!! He didn't even sights or a compound bow like those other little sweats. fuck compound users.
This competition he was at wasn't any normal competition, he was competing against The Goon Squad aka the best of the best wow they're really the best of the best!! America was sooo much better though yes yes he was so much better
Ok I actually can't be arsed to wrote all ts blah blah blah stuff happens then America goons and his lil swimmers bring the arrow to the very centre (he's just that talented) and he wins!!!! Good job america mwah mwah good job ❤️