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Summary:

you are a bartender. you get some interesting patrons. and they're incredibly hot.

↪ modern!au — targaryen family x reader; starring aerion, valarr, daeron (and you!!)

➵inspired by memoirs of a sparklemuffin, suki waterhouse (specifically think twice)
➵inspired by ‘cowboy gangster politician’ by goldie boutilier

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Chapter 1: character intros!

Summary:

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Chapter Text

modern!aerion targaryen au (20 y/o)

  • smoker. intense smoker. always has a packet of marlboros on him. egg hates it, as does the rest of his family.
  • he rides an arch motorbike. if he isn’t on his bike he drives his red ford mustang gt. (it has a name) (its name is wildfire)
  • his drink of choice is fireball (shots, obviously. he isnt a pussy). if not, he drinks makers mark. or really really nice vodka (also shots) (obviously)
  • he has tattoos – but not tacky ones. think cybersigilism in the style of dragons, flames, kind of vibe. something he is really particular about is that they are symmetrical – they go over his shoulders, down his back and arms, and wrap his torso. they peek out from the top of his shirt, too, just two little flicks of dark ink that could be mistaken for shadows. they make him UNBEARABLY more sexy if that’s possible.
  • when he comes back from lys he is 1. insanely tan and 2. freckled as FUCK. he also gained a great knowledge of hair dye… and someone dyed a small orange flame into his hair behind his ear. it fades slowly. it’s unnervingly endearing.
  • you will literally never see him without his fuckass wraparound sunglasses.
  • he has a ridiculous amount of exes. and they all HATE him. (he doesn’t know how to love someone properly.) (yet.)

 

modern!valarr targaryen au (22 y/o)

  • he has the entire apple ecosystem – matching apple watch, ipad pro, macbook pro, airpods max, iphone 17 pro. all in silver. and theyre all spotless.
  • he rarely drinks – usually dd, usually following daeron and aerion into bars with some collectedness only a sober, well-off man of high status can give off. it’s slightly jarring to everyone. on the rare occasion he does have a drink, it’s usually some classic cocktail; he likes an old fashioned, or a classic margarita. if he’s feeling spontaneous maybe even a spicy marg.
  • he follows his calendar to a t. somehow, it’s burned into his brain. just like anything anyone tell him.
  • really ridiculously good at bowling. 
  • massive ralph lauren guy. not because its status – he just really likes how it looks. always paired with pants (rarely wears jeans because he doesn’t like the texture), and he has raybans that he is never seen without.
  • he has dimples when he smiles, and they are genuinely the most heartbreaking thing you will ever see. (he looks just like his father.)

 

modern!daeron targaryen au (22 y/o)

  • you don’t expect him to be rich — he dresses like hes going to the supermarket and just picked up whatever was on the floor. usually flannels and jeans. 
  • he likes to skateboard. he doesnt like to advertise it.
  • wired headphones and an iphone 6 that barely works at all. listens to a LOT of arctic monkeys. in fact it’s kind of his whole personality
  • incredible with dogs and cats. readers cat is obsessed with him and won’t leave him alone at ALL, to the point where reader has to physically pull the cat off him to feed it.
  • has a massive drinking problem (we knew this already.) when he’s drunk he is incredibly affectionate — he loves to do drunk karaoke, and attempts to pull aerion into it every single time (aerion agrees reluctantly.) daerons go to karaoke song is valerie.
  • he likes to grow his hair out because it curls at the ends and reminds him of his mother; she loved his curls as a baby. (he tries not to think of her. it doesn’t work.)

Notes:

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