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01: You must run at top speed forever and always remain in the same spot.
23: One must never bring a cat to a formal affair.
25: There must always be a tea party on the 5th day of every month.
42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
53: When something is stolen from you, you must take it back.
63: Those who anger the Queen in court must run through a maze with Card Soldiers in pursuit.
89: Never eat a tart without the Queen's permission.
124: When you get soaking wet, you must dry off with a run in the ocean. --- Riddle has a loophole of running in Azul's lounge as it's technically underwater.
153: No black tea at night, only herbal tea.
186: Never eat a (hamburger [Eng Ver] / Salisbury steak [Jap Ver]) on Tuesday.
228: Flowers in gardens must never be picked on Wednesdays.
249: Flamingo caretakers are to don pink attire.
256: No drinking honey sweetened tea after 8 pm.
271: One must leave the table within fifteen minutes of completing lunch.
304: On days when a hedgehog sneezes, all Card Soldiers are to assemble and perform a song.
339: The post meal beverage is to be lemon tea with two sugar cubes.
346: Croquet must not be played after 5 pm.
372: If a red-capped mushroom sprouts on a Monday morning, the roses are to be painted white.
412: If you see a pair of moving glasses in the forest, never go back the way you came.
434: If a caterpillar is exactly 7 centimeters high, you must recite a poem to it's discoverer.
469: When throwing a party for new friends, one must decorate with both red and white roses.
529: If you eat a steak on the night of a full moon, a cat must play the violin afterwards.
562: Never bring a chestnut tart to an unbirthday party.
648: One must brush their teeth twice after eating turkey.
703: Whoever comes in 2nd place during a croquet match must serve tea to the Queen the next day