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1. Turf wars can have "Surprising" Outcomes
(We open with the Vees and their assistants recouping after a turf war)
Vox: Boy.... that escalated quickly... I mean that really got out of hand fast.
Valentino: It jumped up a notch.
Vox:(Nodding) It did didn't it.
Ethan: Yeh, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Vox: I saw that, Ethan killed a guy.... did you throw a trident?
Ethan: Yeh, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
Vox: Ethan, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by , lay low for awhile because your probably wanted for murder.
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2. Nifty is not a good Therapist
Nifty: So, what's on your mind, Angel?
Angel: I... would rather not.
Nifty: Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! Go on.
Angel: No, I mean, I've already told you what my problem is. You just never remember because... Oh, never mind.
Nifty: My mind is a beeswax-polished coconut. Nothing ever escapes these cakes. So, what can I do to make my adventures more... appealing to you?
Angel: See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. All you're thinking about is your adventures. It has nothing to do with the adventures. It's more just... Ugh, forget it. You're probably not even listening.
Nifty: Angel, look at this cool bee I drew!
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3. Lucifer's One Weakness
Carmilla: How could you, Lucifer? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.
Lucifer: [crying] They drove a dump truck full of rubber ducks up to my house! I'm not made of stone!
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4. Husk has a heart of Gold
Angel: Hi Husk, did I get any mail today?
Husk: No, and if you come any closer I'll slice you!
Angel: Ok, ok (He walks off to stand with Cherry Bomb)
Angel: Man what a badass
Cherry: Yeh, well that badass just gave half his pay check to orphans.... orphans with diseases.
(Angel looks back at Husk and nods in approval)
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5. Charlie reminisces about how her parents met
Charlie: My mother had fled an arranged marriage, left her whole world behind, but in my father's lighthouse, she had found something unexpected. And my father found the love of his life.