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"Duude you wont believe this... Apparently some guy got bitten by some sort of a new unidentified huge mutant snake that came from this uhh manhole with the lid removed and it's really really venomous! and apparently made it to the news.. Couldnt be me!
Firey said as he was holding his phone in one hand and fanning with the other one, trying to not sweat. Other objects have it so easy. So it's fine when they sweat or cry or just straight up let anything water related out but when HE does it, apparently his skin condition just HAS to act up huh? It's just not fair... Why must this cruel world just.. hate him!!! Oh his oxygen ugh!
Stop thinking about this! If you do, you'll feel even worse!! just- uhhh.. I dunno.. Look at the snake! that just HAS to be real, because he said so AND it just looked extremely cool!
"You're lying there's absolutely No way. No fricking way that an actual mutant snake even exists! Are you dum-
ACK !!!!"
Coiny fell face first onto the cold, clean and not-to-forget harsh living room floor. He came running to the living room from his friend's kitchen. Could he even call him that..? Him and Firey weren't exactly considered "friends", if anything, they were the absolute dictionary meaning of enemies! Coiny was, well was, holding a bunch of snacks in between his arms, they were anything ranging from chips to chocolate and.. chocolate.. and.. chocolate.. and- why is there so much chocolate? He didnt even know why his arch nemesis-
What even were they? ah, whatever it didnt matter to him. Coiny was just happy they were on okay terms now.. atleast he likes to think so.
Coiny didnt even know why he had so much chocolate in his house. Chocolate was just so overrated AND it left a horrible aftertaste in his mouth that makes him barf! Yuck! He just.. felt the urge to slap him!
No, Coiny! Keep it together! Don't you see how much have you grown and he probably did too and just.. come on, you're literally better than this and he-
Firey tried holding back his laughter, but he just couldnt! And rightfully so too! Imagine seeing your worst enemy- no, Coiny just in such a humiliating pose! The simple mere thought just filled him up with glee.
"You shouldve seen your face! I- you- Coiny- IMAGINE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!"
Coiny couldnt help but just roll his eyes at Firey's dumb, stupid, immature outburst. Not only was his voice was already so, so irritating but what pissed him off the most were his voice cracks, he heard them (and still does might I add) all the time when he laughs. They were both around the same age but GOD did it feel like sometimes he was talking to an eleven year old.. he just muttered a swear under his breath and got up, tightly holding his aching nose in his left palm, that fall really, really screwed him up.
Firey laughed for a little more before he relunctantly helped Coiny get up. Sure, he may have still hated him.. a little.. He didn't even know why he hated him! Probably because of some shitty ass petty reason, and if that were true, he would NEVER, EVER, EVER admit it. But to be honest, there was no way he'd make fun of him for THAT long.. come on, they werent on the best terms but like.. he wouldnt really want him dead.. does he though?
Younger him wouldnt stop making fun of him though, and probably wouldve killed him the absolute chance he got,That's for sure.
"Uhhh right.. Haha.. sorry about that! Anyways here's the clip.."
"Wow. Real nice of you, dickhead! And here I thought you'd have somewhat changed!"
"Yeah boohoo no one cares just.. watch it, trust me it's straight up peak"
Firey said rolling his eyes in irritation at that sarcastic remark Coiny gave him before lowering his phone to Coiny's height. Firey liked to think of it as a way to make fun of Coiny, you know, because he's short and all.. and-
whatever.. just drop it, it doesnt make any sense..
"What the fuck were you even talking about? I told you it literally looks like CGI or even AI! You really, really need to get your eyes checked out.. Heck i wouldnt even BE surprised if it was and it was literally released on the first of April too so therefore-
Wait hold on... whats that?"
Coiny asked him, his finger pointing to a video on Firey's phone.
"Huh? What are you-"
Firey suddenly noticed where Coiny's finger was poiting at, his face instantly tensed up, that was if he wasnt already warm enough.. (get it cuz hes fire??)
No.. it couldnt.. it's not.. right when he forgot about it too! What's wrong with Coiny? Why is he suddenly reminding him anyway? He could've just ignored it and they both could've probably watched a movie or something on the TV. Why is he suddenly acting like a dick? He's not the dickhead, if anything Coiny is!
Coiny's laugh was even louder than Firey's a while back. no way, how did he not delete it? How did he not die of cringe?? In his words, it was funny as heck.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HOW HAVE YOU NOT DIED OF CRINGE??"
"WHAT THE- I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE! WHY DID THIS EVEN DECIDE TO POP UP TODAY? TODAY OUT OF ALL DAYS I COULD'VE BEEN ALONE!"
Firey protested by clenching his phone as hard as he possibly could. There was no way he could let him get a hold of his phone, if he had to say so himself, he was cool, he was awesome, he was strong (not really. My guy probably would die of sheer exhaustion from just holding a brick💔) and let's just not forget that he did win the first season of bfdi, he's just that awesome-
Coiny went right behind the couch, and in consequent him too, snatched his phone right out of his hand unexpectedly while he was just thinking of how awesome he was.. or maybe gaslit himself to feel extremely highly of himself so he won't have to feel horrible.. Firey just blinked repeatedly for a few seconds, trying to process what happened meanwhile, Coiny had already clicked on the video.
Oh god. Firey knew it. This was the end of his reputation. Knowing Coiny, he was gonns tell everyone and.. and.. Everyone was gonna know!!! This is serious!! Or atleast be reminded of it.. he was really proud of it at the time.
Keyword: WAS proud of it...
Coiny was holding his frenemy's phone, expecting it to play any time soon and to his NOT surprise (unsuprise?) it did. Meanwhile Firey just looked at this video in fear.. He can't believe stupid little- he can't believe he forgot his password and got logged out of his account.. Now he had to deal the consequences of his actions! He hated even the mere thought of him being somewhat wrong about something.. Ugh!
Coiny paused the video and gave a quick glance to the huge amount of snacks on the floor.
"Yeesh!! There is NO WAY i'm gonna clean that up.. NO WAY. After all, not my house and not my snacks!
Coiny said, the last part in an almost sing-song tone. Like I mean- come on! That looks like a lot.. Why did Firey even ask for this amount of snacks-chocolate anyway? And he had a point too! That stuff wasn't even his! He quickly clicked on the resume button, the horrible sound quality of this video was definitely.. something.. But hey! That's what most early youtube videos lookied like so..
"Hey guys!! It ya boy Firey !!! Back at it with another Coiny diss track!!"
Oh God no. No. No. No. Nononononono!! He cringed, the memories suddenly flooding back in his memory. He just... HOW THE HECK WAS HE EVEN PROUD OF THIS? Meanwhile, Coiny was ecstatic. He was grinning ear to ear. He remembers this "diss track", if you could even call it that, exactly word for word. Not because he was rewatching it over and over again a few years back! That's for sure.. Heck, pretty sure he made a respond diss track video too, he was just, grateful that one didnt pop up. Would've been a shame if it did.
But this wasn't about him, this was about Firey. So..
"Make sure to hit the notification bell and that like button so you can be part of the Coiny hating gang! And for the subscribe button? Im just gonna assume you're already subscribed to me because im so awesome!!"
Firey couldnt handle looking at this for much longer.. but he had to.. he just HAD to see how painfully cringe he was as a kid. Meanwhile Coiny genuinely looked so invested in this.
"Yo Firey's the name and hating Coiny's my game!
Coiny you think you're so cool? Well im about to tell ya something cruel!
you totally deserve this by the way, just gotta let you know... jay!
'Who the fuck even was jay?' Firey thought to himself.
You're dumb like a baby,
No one wants you, not even an ugly stupid lady (like youuu~)"
Coiny kept laughing his ass off. No way. NO FUCKING WAY. That was horrible! He just-
"AHABAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EVEN THINKING ??YOU'RE SO CRINGE BRO AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
After a little while, he calmed down and wiped a few tears of joy from his cheeks, he added, snickering a little before trying harder to calm himself down. Making fun of people.. was just not really his thing. Maybe 15 years ago? Sure. But now?
"I am literally sending this to everyone we both know. You're so cooked bro."
Firey knew Coiny wouldnt do that. He hates to admit it but Coiny was more mature than him.. besides, Coiny's a great guy! He would never do that. Even so, he couldnt help but feel slightly scared.
"Yea and uhm.. uhhhhhh Yea and uhm.. you're uhhh.. uhm.. stupid!! Haha!! Would've barfed if you won dream island!"
Firey hid his face in embarrassment. He felt like just disappearing from the world at this moment. He just.. no..
Coiny looked at his frenemy smugly before grinning widely and started stating.
"You know.. I'd feel bad for you and stop this but you didnt help me up earlier AND made fun of me so.. sucks to be you! Just, imagine!
If Firey had the right to be a mean jerk to him after all of these years, then so could he. After all, it's only fair!
"Yeah uhm... thanks for watching!!! And NO thanks to you DUMB Coiny!!! AHABAHABAH!!!
'there is that annoying voice crack again...' Coiny thought to himself.
Uhmm also, side note FUCK COINY I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF HIS PILLOW ARE WARM!!!"
Suddenly, The door to Firey's house got unlocked byyyy... None other than Pin! Firey and Coiny have no clue how did she even get her hands on those.. She was wearing one of the best and ,might-she-add, cutest accessories she owned; her heart-shaped sunglasses! After all, it was a pretty sunny day soo... You can't blame her! She had her sunglasses on top of her head, bejng used as decoration more than actual sunglasses. She waved her arms at both of them, Looking extremely happy.
"Hey guys! What are you boys up to-"
"Oh hey Pin! Whatcha up to? Why'd you come back home so early anyway? Werent you at leafy's being nice club? Thought she'd kept you in there forever.. You know, knowing her and all, she'd just talk on forever about being nice and how to be nice, but not as nice as her and just i dunno.. Break some 80 year old's femur bone and tell you and Needle and frick.. who else was in that club again..? to fix it just to prove your niceness! Heck, pretty sure her niceness is all fake too and-"
"Yeah, yeah we get it. Just shut up or something... no one cares..."
Firey said, rolling his eyes in annoyance. He didn't really like it when people talked shit about Leafy! It made him just feel even worse for what he did to her, he ruined her life for almost a decade, and she was so quick to forgive him, too. He felt sick to his stomach, just thinking about her being hated and ostracized by everyone while he stayed quiet. He does not deserve her niceness, (atleast that's what he thought) that's for sure.
Coiny tries to act as natural as possible and even slides Firey's phone under a pillow he randomly found next to him. Firey couldn't help but smile at the gesture. Although it doesnt work and just makes him act EVEN MORE suspicious. When he noticed Pin's face he even tried to throw a little nervous laugh in between there. Didnt work. (Obviously).. He never thought he'd be trying to save Firey's reputation! If anything, he'd probably show it to everyone and their grandmothers if it meant he gets humiliated and made fun of!
Pin just.. looked at the both of them extremely suspiciously.. Eh, she'll just ask Coiny or something.. She mentaly shrugged and wrote a little mental note, or atleast thought of herself drawing one. It always made her remember stuff more efficiently.
Besides, she'll just ask him once. Not that big of a deal and she just HAD TO KNOW. She put it in her mental list and ignored it for a moment.
"Why is there such a huge amount of snacks- forget that, chocolate splattered on the poor little floority floor?"
"Oh uhm..yeah, you're right!! I-I'll clean it up right away!!"
And with that, Coiny got up from the couch him and Firey were sitting on and gave her an awkward thumbs up but he just noticed her looking at him suspiciously so he just decided to start cleaning up the huge pile of snacks on the floor.. it stood there for so long that even the entirety of the chocolate had completely melted! What a shame.. And it was Firey's favorite food too..
He will NEVER recover from that- oh he tragedy! But he had to quickly put a cocky smile on his face and say in a fake amused tone to hide the fact that his favorite food (could it even be considered food?) had melted fully on the floor.
"So much for the guy that said he wont be cleaning!"
"Shut the fuck up before I show her."
"Coming right away my dear friend! After all, helping others make me happy...! Hahaha...
Firey didnt even think about what be was going to say.. but friends..? FRIENDS..? FRIENDS WITH COINY? Ugh! He'd rather eat the bark off of a tree then swim in water than consider him as a friend!
"You sound like Leafy."
Firey just sighed in defeat.
"Yea i know. Just.. lets get this over with already and bring the broom with ya. Some gummy bears are spilled all over the place."
Pin just looked at them, more specifically Coiny. Like what the actual P-F???? He HAD to be hiding something! Oh no! What if- what if he was cheating?? Or- or planning to do something horrible??!??!!?! Or- Or- Or-- She just breathed in and out deeply. It took everything in her to not just have a mental breakdown on the floor and cry.
"P-Pin! Is everything okay?"
Coiny immediately noticed Pin's tears forming at the corners of her eyes and dropped all everything that he had tried cleaning and ran up to his girlfriend, hugging her and trying his best to recomfort her. Which he always very obviously excels at. Sometimes, it genuinely took hours to try and make her feel better. But Coiny didn't mind. As long as she was happy, he was happy.
Firey awkwardly cleared his throat which didn't even need to be cleared!
"Uhhh so are you gonna help me clean or what?"
Firey said, tapping his foot against the floor impatiently, he isn't cleaning that up himself! Nope! Never!
"What the heck dude?"
geheheeh hahahahaha