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Wake-one manager added Sung Hanbin, Kim Jiwoong, Zhang Hao, Kim Taerae, Lee Leo, Kim Junseo, and 13 others to the group chat.
Wake-one manager changed the group chat name to 'ALD1 X ZB1.'
Wake-one manager: CEO-nim wanted me to add all of you to a group chat together. I'm giving Hanbin Admin powers and then leaving.
Wake-one manager gave Sung Hanbin admin.
Wake-one manager left the group chat.
Sung Hanbin: oh. okay
Sung Hanbin changed his nickname to 'hanbean.'
hanbean: okay hi everyoneeeee its nice to meet you all!!
Zhou Anxin: am i allowed to leave
Lee Leo: anxin.
Zhou Anxin: damn sorry
hanbean: LOL its okay!!
Zhou Anxin changed his nickname to 'anxinie'
Kim Jiwoong: Hello, all.
Zhang Hao: holy unc..
anxinie: HAHAHA
Kim Jiwoong: unc? what does that mean?
Zhang Hao: oh dont worry about it..
Zhang Hao changed his nickname to 'heterophobe'
Zhang Jiahao: wait that nicknames so real
Zhang Jiahao: anyways hi guys
Zhang Jiahao changed his nickname to 'mama'
Kim Junseo: Oh, Hello sunbaenims!
Sung Hanbin: hello junseo!!
Kim Jiwoong: Hello Junseo.
heterophobe: wait why does your name look kinda familiar..
Kim Junseo: ?
heterophobe: were you in a bl drama?
Kim Junseo: Ah, yes..
heterophobe: omg were you in secret relationships..
Kim Junseo: Yes..
heterophobe: I WATCHED IT
Kim Junseo: Oh, haha
mama: junseo babes stop texting like an old man
Kim Junseo: IM NERVOUS OKAY
mama: shhh deep breaths
heterophobe: gay
mama: yeah
Kim Junseo: yeah
heterophobe changed Kim Jiwoong's nickname to 'bl actor 1'
bl actor 1: ? Why'd you change my nickname?
heterophobe: y not
mama changed Kim Junseo's nickname to 'bl actor 2'
bl actor 2: you know what i approve of this name
mama: :)
Seok Matthew: wassup
hanbean: yooo matthew
Seok Matthew: yooo hanbin
hanbean changed Seok Matthew's nickname to moothew.
moothew: dude.
Chung Sanghyeon: omg hi sunbaenims
hanbean: hello sanghyeon!!
heterophobe: omg sanghyeonn
bl actor 1: Hello Sanghyeon.
anxinie: how come sanghyeon gets all the love but when i first spoke here only leo responded to me
Chung Sanghyeon: dude im just better
anxinie changed Chung Sanghyeon's nickname to xiaozhu.
xiaozhu: hey! >;(
anxinie: haha
xiaozhu changed anxinie's nickname to zero stage presence king.
zero stage presence king: now this is just cruel
Lee Sangwon: hi
Lee Leo: hi sangwon!
xiaozhu: notice how he came back when sangwon spoke
Lee Leo: sanghyeon.
xiaozhu: yikes.. mb
xiaozhu: do you guys ever wonder why people like to su
heterophobe: ???
moothew: like to what
zero stage presence king: why'd he just disappear..
mama: junseo hyung said sanghyeon's screentime is up
Lee Leo: LMAOOO?
hanbean: why does he have screentime..
mama: junseo hyung thinks he needs limited screen time so he can get good sleep and not stay up on his phone at night
Kim Gyuvin: doesn't every kid do that tho?
mama: i mean yeah but sanghyeon needs good sleep and we lowkey dont trust him
moothew: just preventing him from having a good childhood smh
zero stage presence king: wait why isnt junseo texting us himself like he could've just told us sanghyeon's screentime was up and stuff himself?? lmao
mama: right so about that..
He Xinlong: guys whats that thumping noise im scared
hanbean: good lord.
Lee Leo: yall this is our first day in this damn group chat and yall already done fumbled the bag
mama: oh well..
Lee Leo: FYM OH WELL
Lee Leo: jiahao once you and junseo are done doing WHATEVER. you're doing. ima need to have a talk with yall
mama: YIKES SO SCARY
bl actor 2: we're literally older than you we can just avoid talking to you and you can't force us to talk to you so
Lee Leo: ok well.
bl actor 2: exactly !
mama: junseo can u get off ur phone while we're doing this.
bl actor 2: YOU'RE ON YOUR PHONE TOO???
mama: OKAY WELL WE'LL BOTH GET OFF OUR DAMN PHONES.
bl actor 2: okay!
mama: ok!
bl actor 2 is offline.
mama is offline.
hanbean: do they always do this?
Lee Leo: unfortunately.
Park Gunwook: ok so i just read everything what the hell
moothew: omg hey gunwook ;)
Park Gunwook: omg hey matthew ;)
hanbean has muted moothew, Park Gunwook for 699 years, 11 months, and 30 days.
zero stage presence king: YO
Han Yujin: hi
bl actor 1: Yujin!
hanbean: yujinnn!!
heterophobe: yujinnnnnn!!!!
Kim Gyuvin: YUJIN
Han Yujin: yeah im leaving.
Kim Gyuvin: NO
Shen Ricky: whats happening
Kim Gyuvin: omg hi rickyy
Shen Ricky: hi gyuvin
Kim Geonwoo: oh hi!
hanbean: hi!
He Xinlong: hi geonwoo!
heterophobe: hello geonwoo
Kim Geonwoo: how are you guys
Kim Geonwoo: HELP ME SANGHYEONS CHASING MEJSJSISEHSIWKEDUSOSHUWODJF
hanbean: oh!
heterophobe: well ok!
bl actor 1: Is he okay?
Kim Geonwoo: no!
zero stage presence king: oh! ok!
Kim Taerae: hi