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The Rumours

Summary:

Agnes Tachyon and Jungle Pocket have suspicions that their friends, Manhattan Cafe and Dantsu Flame are dating in secret.

While Cafe denies it as best as she can, Dantsu Flame is less tactful in her secrecy.

JAMD Chatfic because I had inspiration. I've been liking dancafe a lot lately!

Notes:

I might add onto this idea later, but not this specific fic. I don't wanna neglect it and leave people wanting.

theroaringuma - Jungle Pocket
fasterthanlight - Agnes Tachyon
catcafe - Manhattan Cafe
cheeselover1 - Dantsu Flame

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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theroaringuma - @fasterthanlight Can you give me some help with the chem? I’m struggling with the Equilibrium Constant (9:51)

fasterthanlight - Absolutely! Swing By The Classroom At 10 Tomorrow! (9:56)

theroaringuma - The test is at 11 (9:57)

fasterthanlight - Remember This Then, Next Time You Need To Study! (9:57)

catcafe - it’s next units stuff for her. so it’s only the bonus question she has to worry about. (9:58)
theroaringuma reacted :thumbs_up:
catcafe - by all accounts, this is remarkably studious for pocket. (9:58)
theroaringuma reacted :thumbs_down:

fasterthanlight - Quite Humorous, Cafe! And I’m Sure You’ve Fully Prepared For Your History Test Tomorrow? (10:00)

catcafe - it’s all stuff i’ve read before anyways. my trainer has me training overtime for the tenno sho, so i’ve had to limit my study time a tiny bit. (10:01)

theroaringuma - Honestly, kinda surprising that you’d sacrifice your study time before your personal time, Cafe (10:03)

catcafe - ? (10:04)

fasterthanlight - Well, You And Dantsu Surely Had Enough Time To Go Cherry Blossom Viewing Last Weekend! (10:05)

catcafe - i’m allowed to take a free day every now and again. (10:05)

theroaringuma - But why didn’t ya invite me and Tachyon? (10:05)

catcafe - first, i hung out with you and tachyon last week while dantsu had training with miracle.
catcafe - second, you and tachyon had dinner. your 3 month was last week, remember? (10:07)

cheeselover1 - picture_0497 (10:08)
cheeselover1 - We had some really good Mac n Cheese that day too! (10:08)

fasterthanlight - So You Guys Also Had Dinner That Day! How Interesting! (10:10)

cheeselover1 - Shower time!! (10:10)

theroaringuma - Dantsu! You can’t just run off to shower without addressing it! (10:11)

fasterthanlight - Without Sending Proof! (10:11)

catcafe deleted a message (10:12, deleted 10:13)

theroaringuma - Tachyon stop being a pervert! (10:13)

catcafe - yeah tachyon (10:13)

theroaringuma - CAFE WE’RE NOT GONNA GLOSS OVER WHAT YOU JUST SAID (10:13)

fasterthanlight - What Did She Say Pokke? I Had To Talk To Digitan (10:14)

catcafe muted theroaringuma for 1 minute - reason: we’ll never know (10:14)

catcafe - what’re you guys getting at though? (10:14)

fasterthanlight - Well, We’ve Just Noticed You Spend A Lot More Time With Dantsu Recently! (10:16)

catcafe - i’ve been spending time with dantsu since like, a bit after the yayoi sho (10:17)
catcafe - or was it the hopeful stakes (10:17)
catcafe - i forget (10:17)

fasterthanlight - But You Guys Have Been Spending Even More Time Together! (10:18)

theroaringuma - Yeah, you sure there’s nothing going on there? (10:18)

catcafe - pretty sure (10:21)

fasterthanlight - That Took A While To Type, Cafe! (10:22)

catcafe - you’re as nosy as ever (10:22)

fasterthanlight - So Mean! Y’know, Usually People With Something To Hide Are The Ones Being Like That! (10:24)

catcafe - i don’t remember being like this when you and pokke started dating (10:26)

theroaringuma - Nobody was implying you two are dating, Cafe, Pretty interesting! (10:28)

catcafe - that is exactly what you guys were implying (10:29)

fasterthanlight - Indeed! So Are You And Dantsu Touching Tips Yet? (10:29)

catcafe - please never say those words again (10:29)

theroaringuma - That’s a really weird way to put it (10:29)

fasterthanlight - But You Haven’t Denied It! (10:30)

catcafe - okay, real talk (10:34)
catcafe - if me and dantsu have anything to reveal, we’ll do it when we’re ready (10:35)

fasterthanlight - I’m Seeing A Lot Of “If”s And “When”s, But Not A Lot Of “No”s (10:37)

catcafe - No. (10:39)

fasterthanlight - I See! (10:40)

cheeselover1 - I’m feeling a bit sleepy rn, tbh… So I think I’ll go to bed now!! Goodnight Darling! I love you! Good luck on your history test tomorrow! (10:45)

theroaringuma - Well well well (10:46)

fasterthanlight - I See! (10:46)

catcafe - Dantsu. (10:46)
catcafe - @cheeselover1 (10:46)

cheeselover1 - Omg! Sorry this was a very wrong chat moment! (10:47)

catcafe - A bit too late to delete it now. (10:47)

cheeselover1 - I’m so sorry, Cafe (10:47)

catcafe - it’s okay, accidents happen. i’m not mad, okay? (10:48)

fasterthanlight - So Sweet! Why Don’t You Comfort Me Like This, Pokke? (10:49)

theroaringuma - I comfort you lots! It’s not my fault that emotional sentiments usually end up lost on you! (10:50)

fasterthanlight - Well, I Want You To Super Double Down On Them! (10:51)

theroaringuma - Fine! In the future I certainly will! (10:51)

fasterthanlight - Many Such Cases, I Hope! (10:52)

theroaringuma - Congrats though, Dantsu and Cafe! (10:53)

cheeselover1 - I think it would have been nicer to reveal when we were more ready, but this is all on me! (10:55)
cheeselover1 - Good thing I didn’t send that photo to the wrong chat, too… (10:55)

theroaringuma - Photo? (10:56)

fasterthanlight - Suddenly, Cafe’s Absence From Chat These Last Few Minutes Makes A Lot More Sense! (10:57)

theroaringuma - What? (10:58)

fasterthanlight - You’re So Dense Sometimes, Pokke! (10:59)

cheeselover1 - Haha, you guys! (10:59)

cheeselover1 - picture_0512 (10:42)
cheeselover1 - It was very nice to take a cooler shower now that things are beginning to warm up again.. (10:42)

catcafe - holy shit. (10:49)

Notes:

I wonder what Dantsu Flame sent Manhattan Cafe? Surely not something to increase the rating of this fic, that'd be absurd!

I think that AMD are all kinda perverts, and J is the only one who isn't entirely a perv. I think that Tachyon is outward about it, Cafe pretends she isn't, and Dantsu Flame doesn't necessarily freak unless froken to, but still outfreaks all of them.

I also think Dantsu Flame is Transfem, but that's not relevant in this fic, so it's not in the tags!

They all have unique typing traits! Pokke doesn't use periods, Dantsu Flame types with a bit more cheer than the average person, Cafe never uses uppercase letters, And Tachyon Always Types With The First Letter Capitalized!

i had to edit some typos just now :(