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“DUDE. I’VE HAD ENOUGH THIS IS THE 5TH HOUSE YOU’VE BLOWN UP THIS WEEK.”
Z said looking at the burnt wood and gunpowder that lay in the ruins of the “house”
“It was an accident”
ReGect Said- honestly Z couldn’t tell how he was feeling.
“How the FUCK, do you blow up a house on accident.”
He said, narrowing his eyes and turning his head to look at the 3 limbed no head, half a torso Rejected entity.
“Dude it’s fine we can just make a new one”
ReGect said obviously avoiding the question.
“We’ve MADE new ones, you just keep fucking it up every. Single. MOTHERFUCKING. TIME. I DO NOT WANT TO KEEP LIVING IN THAT INSANE WIZARDS HOUSE.”
Z said, getting annoyed again, having been stuck in Wakafantes house has been driving him insane.
”DUDE I DONT WANT TO BE THERE EITHER!! I FUCKING HATE IT THERE AND I-“
”HOOOOOOOONK”
Moe interrupted with a loud honk that basically meant “shut the fuck up I’m talking”
”honk honk honk honk honk HONK HONK!! Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk!”
(you two have been arguing ALL WEEK!! Me and fonte can’t deal with your annoying yapping so we came up with a solution!)
Moe said cheerfully with fante, hands up in the air and all smiling annoyingly like he always did
oh boy.
“Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk, honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk.. honk. Honk honk honk honk honk honk.”
(Me and fonte got tickets to spend a week at the intergalactic farmers market, and I’m leaving you and ReGect here for one week to deal with your.. problems. We both leave tomorrow at noon.)
Z, couldn’t believe this
”Wh- What you going to leave me here with-“
”What’s the intergalactic farmers market?”
Regect said cutting Z off
”honk honk honk honk!”
(like a convention basically!)
Moe Said enthusiastically
While ReGect and Moe were Talking he just spaced out, too absorbed in his thoughts
a week stuck alone with ReGect…
Z glanced at him
God he better not slip up.. or else-
ReGect started laughing because of a joke or some shit
Fuck why did he think that was cute.