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To start off, this memoir does not have any harmful or belittling intentions. It’s not a written piece meant to shame anyone in particular. If my chosen wordplay, or, diction, makes it sound that way, then I’m sorry! I’ve only recently started seriously writing with extra help from the Gardenview Book Club. I’m sorry if it seems like I don’t know what I’m doing– I can’t think from the top of my head on what to write.
I like the idea of this. An author’s note is what Brightney suggested to engage with the readers, but I don’t really know anyone who would read this except you.
I’ll never know if you do pick this book out of all the other cookbooks on the bookshelf, Cosmo. And if you did, I bet you’re surprised I mentioned your name, yeah? Well, realistically, I don’t think anyone really reads the books anymore at Gardenview since the children are all gone. Honestly, even the book club is too overwhelmed with the stress of the ichor situation, and I too, agree on that. Maybe you’d never know how I truly felt, and you know the type of toon I am.
I think I’ve been quite obvious, though. I could have misread everything on your end, but I’m positive that lately I’ve been far more obvious than I’ve ever been— and it might be looked as overwhelming to you, so currently.. I think I should stop.
I liked you, Cosmo, if the title was not obvious enough.
You could keep reading.
