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One day in Homeworld, yellow diamond decided to see blue diamond because, let's admit it folks, they are old lady wives. Yellow diamond sprinted to her lover's quarters because she’s a horny cunt (if you love Blue Diamond you would be the same, you cant hide it lil bro). But when yellow got there, blue was not there.
“Hmmm, where is my fat ass blue hoe” Yellow diamond thought to herself as she stroked her non existent beard.
So yellow diamond flew away into the grand hall and there was her sexy babygorl!!!!!!
She couldnt help herself, she jumped onto blue and started eating her out infront of everyone
“uuuUJUUUAaaAaghhh yelloowwwwwwwww! noooooooOoOooOOoo!” blue cried out, but yellow did not stop; even when white diamond whipped out a flamethrower and tried to burn them alive because shes an aro/ace freak with OCD.
Then all of a sudden steven flew in on a kirby star and made a declaration:
“EVERYONE STOP, THIS IS NOT VERY KIND!”
Everyone froze and immediately bowed down to their master, ignoring the fluids all over the floor.
“Okay imma go eat dinner, bye chat” steven said before disappearing in a cloud of glitter.
“HES DEAD!” a random ahh aquamarine shrieked, causing everyone in the castle to go beserk.
Then once everyone quit screaming, they all united together and held hands, and then started an orgy. Except Blue and Yellow who decided to go fuck on the moon for the next billion years.
The End.
BTW this was fact checked by Rebecca Sugar herself, so this is 100.69% canon and totally happened in the show, y’all just weren’t paying attention when it happened.