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【Uma-Channel Grand Opening】
1: Genius Engineer Opened the Tracen Academy-exclusive bulletin board for trial operation. Anonymous posting allowed. School LAN only. Anti-troll measures are airtight. I'll take questions.
2: Anonymous Uma Musume Huh, what is this? Is it different from Uma-Tter?
3: Genius Engineer Fundamentally, it's completely closed. Logs are kept, but no external leaks. In other words --- it's for "honest talk."
4: Gadget Maniac To add: images and video uploads OK. Training data sharing OK. Bizarre manifestos also OK (※responsibility lies with the poster).
5: Supreme Commander H-honest talk...?! Um... nice to meet everyone! Ehehe... ✨
6: The View from the Front ...Can I post while running?
7: Genius Engineer That's dangerous. Don't.
8: Hachimee Yaaay! A bulletin board! Now I can record my legend!
9: Melon Parfait I already sense dark history in the making...
10: Golden Unsinkable Ship Golshi-chan has arrived! I heard there's a bulletin board --- can I talk here?
11: White Lightning What's this? Can I write in Kansai dialect without getting yelled at?
12: Gadget Maniac No language restrictions. Emoji OK. Kaomoji OK.
13: White Lightning Then I'm at ease (`・ω・´)
14: Mamma My my, what a lovely place has been made~ Can I also take questions about worries, or when someone's hungry?
15: White Lightning The incarnation of motherhood has descended...
16: Genius Engineer As long as it doesn't violate public decency, do what you want. Though, posts that spoil someone too much will put a load on the server (not physically, but still).
17: Now Young What a totally tubular bulletin board! With this, I can keep up with the latest trends! Nice to meet everyone ♪
18: Apple With this, even friends in far-off dorms can chat during training breaks, yeah?
19: Second Daughter in a Hat Um, um... can I... write too...? Pressing the send button... makes me nervous...
20: Spoiled Expert Shuvie, it's fine~! I've got your back, and so does big sis! By the way, can we post cute selfies here?
21: Gadget Maniac Of course! In fact, it's encouraged. Having the academy's radiance preserved in the logs is beneficial data-wise too (smile).
22: Eldest of Three Sisters ...I'm worried my younger sisters won't cause trouble.
23: Flash I'll browse between schedule management tasks. Not a single second can be wasted, but the speed boost in information sharing is commendable.
24: Solitary ...............
25: Anonymous Uma Musume Brian-senpai, please don't post in silence! The pressure is incredible!
26: Powdered Cheese Wow, it's getting lively...! I'll try to get used to it little by little too!
27: Jungle Strongest WHOAAA!! What do I do when I want to scream!? Can I make the text bigger!?
28: Mad Scientist Hmm. Interesting. Shakur-kun. I'd like to use these logs as backup for my experimental data.
29: Genius Engineer Denied. Don't bring in data that'll crash the server.
30: Uma Musume Observer (......sacred...) (My favorites... their raw voices... preserved forever in log form... To all Uma Musume... gratitude... amen...)
31: Jet-Black Shadow ...Please don't post that someone is standing behind me.
32: Ramen Lover Can I post ramen photos?
33: Gadget Maniac Food terrorism welcome!
34: Laurel Crown Wow, how fun! When the cherry blossoms bloom, let's start a flower-viewing thread!
35: Cyborg Command: Please optimize bulletin board usage methods. Currently, thoughts are outrunning typing speed.
36: Happy Blue Rose ...Is it okay for Rice to be here too...? If talking with Rice makes everyone unhappy... I'm sorry...
37: Anonymous Uma Musume It's fine! Don't apologize!
38: Inner Red ...Um, about my trainer... No, it's nothing. Putting feelings... into words is still a little...
39: Mar-chan Mar-chan is here. As a log, in a corner of everyone's memory. ...Ah, please save that in a kind of cool way.
40: Golden Unsinkable Ship Alright, things are getting interesting! Then for the first thread, Golshi-chan will start a legendary one! Title: 【McQueen's Secret Sweets Stash Identification Thread】!
41: Melon Parfait I'm filing a deletion request immediately!!
42: Lone Star ...fluffy...
43: Kawaii Ayabe-san!? Did you post in your sleep!?
44: Solitary ...Meat.
45: Anonymous Uma Musume Too simple lmaooo
46: Happy Blue Rose Um, um... if I post... will the server crash...?
47: Gadget Maniac It's fine! The server Shakur built is the strongest! If it goes down, we'll both fix it!
48: Genius Engineer Oi.
49: Anonymous Uma Musume Someone please grill some meat for Brian-senpai.
50: Genius Engineer Cut it out, Tran. You trying to work me to death? Stop sending pointless requests. Also, this isn't a delivery service.
51: Honor Student Wait! I peeked during a break from practice and... Vodka! I thought you were grinning at your phone this whole time --- it was this!?
52: Bike Crap, Scarlet! Come on, this is revolutionary. I can start a thread like "Coolest Bike Championship," right?
53: Gadget Maniac Thread function exists! Just try not to get too addicted.
54: Empress ...You lot, you're being noisy. If you have time to fiddle with your devices, run one more step. Especially >>10, cease this behavior of exposing others' private lives immediately. You fool.
55: Golden Unsinkable Ship Oh, the Vice President's here! Don't be so stiff, Empress. This is an "academic investigation." There's a correlation between McQueen's weight fluctuation and the location of her sweets stash (probably).
56: Melon Parfait There is not! This deserves ten thousand deaths! I'll tell Grandmother on you!
57: Anonymous Uma Musume The academy's top brass are already having a flame war lol
58: Ticket to Victory WOOOOOOOH!! Amazing! This is amazing!! Everyone's "passion" comes through even in text!! Just reading this is making me cry!!
59: BNW's N You're crying too fast. You're getting the screen wet, so stop.
60: Lone Star ...I'm sorry, that earlier post... My little sister typed it without permission... no, never mind. Forget it.
61: Kawaii Ah, Ayabe-san is embarrassed ♪ Karen's gonna screenshot that log~ #AyabeSan #Cute #UmaChannel
62: Mad Scientist Well, Digital-kun. Your posting seems to have stopped. Are you still breathing?
63: Uma Musume Observer (...No response. Appears to be a mere corpse (death by sacredness)...)
64: Jet-Black Shadow ...Digital-san has collapsed with a nosebleed... Someone, the nurse's office...
65: Mamma My my, how awful! Tachyon-san, before any medicine, let's start with tissues and a sports drink. I'll bring them over now~
66: White Lightning Creek, you're a mom everywhere you go... Well fine, I'll try starting a fun thread too. 【Breaking News】My breakfast was flour-based again
67: Anonymous Uma Musume Tamamo-senpai, that's just business as usual.
68: Genius Engineer Listen, this is still a trial operation. If you find bugs, report them. Other than that... do what you want.
69: Gadget Maniac Ahaha, Shakur says that, but you know, the corners of his mouth are turning up looking at the access graph?
70: Genius Engineer ...Shut up. Even so, traffic is spiking fast. This much right at launch, huh.
71: Gadget Maniac Great, isn't it! This is the true essence of "Uma-Channel." Now then, the real show starts here. Who's gonna drop the next piece of "honesty"?
72: Uma-Channel Admin AI LUCY 【Notice】 Current thread count has exceeded 100. 【Love Advice Thread】,【Late Night Ghost Stories & Urban Legends Thread】,【Science: Mad Experiments Thread】,【General Chat Thread】,【Mejiro Thread】,【How to Spend Your Days Off Thread】,【Let's Talk About Good Meat Thread】,【Let's Talk About Jinxes Thread】,【Let's Talk About Fluffy Things Thread】,【Let's Talk About Shakur and Fine's Flirting Thread】,【Good Luck Thread】,【Back Board: Information Sharing Thread】... etc.
73: Genius Engineer Oi, who started the third-to-last thread. Delete it. Delete it right now.
74: Gadget Maniac Ahaha! "Let's Talk About Shakur and Fine's Flirting Thread"! It's great, it's the #1 most popular! By the way, I'm curious about the "Back Board."
75: Ramen Lover Huh, Shakur and me? We were just debugging together earlier, so it's true we get along?
76: Genius Engineer Shut up!! ...Damn, one thing after another. Oi, "Let's Talk About Good Meat" is about to hit 1000 (max thread)!?
77: Uma Musume Observer (...GAH! Consciousness has returned...!) (ShakaFine... a "conceptual battlefield" called a bulletin board... Is this... paradise (Eden)...?)
78: Happy Blue Rose ...Rice will be brave and say just one thing. "Uma-Channel," thank you for creating this. Being able to see everyone's happy voices... made Rice... a little bit happy.
79: Anonymous Uma Musume Rice-chan is literally an angel.
80: Genius Engineer ...Tch. Well, just use it without causing bugs. The log capacity still has room.
81: Gadget Maniac And so! Tracen Academy exclusive bulletin board "Uma-Channel," is now officially in full operation! Make sure you don't run out of phone battery!