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I got deported by six! Andre gides yells kicking a trash can near the ICE representive, holding a gun to the ICEś head.
One must think of six with an open mind as he does cruel things for the sake of the mafia.
For one instance the mimic incident.
DAZAI POV
Mori, my father told me to get rid of mimic ? Surely he doesn't really expect me to waste my own time actually killing them right?
There has too be a catch. I mean there is always a catch with Mori.
Well, lets go over what happened in the previous days so far.
Mori let Mimic inside Port mafia Territory over a careless mistake of not reading his documents right.
Mimic doesn't want to leave Port Mafia Territory because they are comfortable there.
Obviously Mimic is not that big of deal that we need to kill them as Yokohama also relies on them.
So killing is out the option.
Making Akutagawa send a message is a careless mistake that I won't make again. As they might aggravate him, and he'll kill them.
Chuuya is very big no as he's still recovering from corruption and I don't think Ane-san would like if Mori or me sended him on a new mission.
I think I should send in Gin and Tachihara as they are children and mimic will let their guard down.
a few days later
"Are you sure you wanna send me and Michizou on this mission, it seems really important, I mean we are talking about Mafia territory." Gin says surprised. While tachihara shift from foot to foot like any other anxious fifteen year old. It's actually endearing.
"Yes, I do actually, I trust both of you, just bring them to the extraction point." It's quite funny how they both rely on me as much as Q did when they were six.
"you guys latch on to the mackerel too much, those lanky arms of his come in handy at times. He's just too lazy to put in the effort," The boring dumb chibi says as he walks in with dignity. Actually way too much dignity for someone who not even a day ago was screaming over a shot.
Tachihara looks up at chuuya, "Heh? Nakahara-san! We do not!"
Gin seems to have no shame in that just like her brother. Who is currently latching onto me like some slobbering dog. This is what I get for letting Ryuunosuke near Chuuya.
Chuuya seems to pretend to think about it before sticking out his tongue at the fifteen year old childishly before going behind me, putting his hands on my shoulder. It's comforting I guess but the little chibi doesn't need to know that. I'm a Mafia executive for god sakes.
"Chuuya! Look at what you did to Ryuunosuke, he's drooling all over me!!" I say dramatically putting a hand on my heart, that I so called have? Trying to forget This used to be Oda, Ango, me and his orphans before I so called saved them from a horrible life.
I look to my right and Ryuunosuke flinches at my tone thinking I'm mad. I'm going to ignore that, because why is my poor innocent ryuu flinching. Nope. I'm an executive no feelings for me.
It always ends the same way.
Mr.Dazai! do you love us!!, oda's orphans shouted as I walked into the room to see Ango trying to get Kasuke to eat his vegetables.
Didn't you believe me the first time? Yeah, you held me the whole way through But I couldn't say the words like you
"Hmmm, Of course I do! What makes you say that?' I say jokingly.
Sakura, the only girl and youngest looks at me with a tough facial expression and says in no way a four year old should, "You don't love us!!! You don't visit us anymore.
My heart breaks at that, the truth is I don't wanna talk about anything anymore. Ever since Oda died, and Ango started taking care of the orphans. I couldn't bear to look at them anymore. It killed me to think the last time I spoke to them was on new years. When we were all making cards for Odasaku's Birthday.
Ango steps in seeing that I stayed quiet thinking too loudly for my own good, "That's not true, Mr.Dazai is just really busy now often.
By then I'm already out the door and don't care enough to continue pointless conversations about HIM out of all people. Out of everybody I'm avoiding it has to be the seven people who are going through the same thing as me.
KILL YOURSELF.
Later on!!
Currently Mimic is on the border of France going back to their Territory because well my plan worked obviously! I got Gin and Michizou to bring Mimic to the extraction point and I sent a little hint to Ango that they were there illegally, and Ango obviously talked to his boss, and They got deported. By the hand of me of course.
Just the day in life of Dazai Osamu.
I have the urge to kill andre with my own hands suddenly why is that? Guns and using other people is better suited. Iḿ just being childish because he killed odasaku.