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Fatui Harbingers - 02:34
Anastasiia Fedorovna Snezhnaya has added 11 users
Pierro: My Lady?
Anastasiia Fedorovna Snezhnaya: Pantalone was complaining about spending too much on stamps.
Childe is online
Childe: l + ratio, get a load of mr moneybags over here
Scaramouce is online
Scaramouche: ...
Scaramouche has changed Pantalone's nickname to mr moneybags
Scaramouche: lol
mr moneybags is online
mr moneybags: so this is what i get for caring about our funding? you fucking twinks
mr moneybags has changed Childe's nickname to fagliatelle
Scaramouche: average childe l
mr moneybags has changed Scaramouche's nickname to hot gay
mr moneybags: Shit.
mr moneybags has changed hot gay's nickname to hat guy
fagliatelle: lmao???
fagliatelle has changed hat guy's nickname to hot gay
hot gay: enuinely kys
fagliatelle: enuinely 😔😔
hot gay: ts is why you're 11th out of 10 people
Anastasiia Fedorovna Snezhnaya has locked hot gay's nickname
Anastasiia Fedorovna Snezhnaya: That is enough.
fagliatelle has changed Anastasiia Fedorovna Snezhnaya's nickname to mother
mother: I'd fire you if I wasn't the benevolent Goddess of Love.
mother has gone offline
Arlecchino and Columbina are online
Arlecchino: And what, pray tell, is this?
fagliatelle: mother made a gc
Arlecchino: What is a "gc"?
fagliatelle: holy boomer bro
Arlecchino: What boom? And how might a boom be divine in any way?
fagliatelle: ...
hot gay has changed Columbina's nickname to moon
fagliatelle has changed Arlecchino's nickname to moon
hot gay: same idea, hm?
moon: won't this grt comfising?
fagliatelle: fp (who is ts?)
moon: That is Columbina. Blue kuuhenki type for her. Their ears are large and do not press the correct letters sometimes.
moon: awwww you knoe mr so well lrts kiss.
moon has changed moon's nickname to moon #1
moon has changed their nickname to moon #2
moon #2: Should be easier.
moon #2: Also, why did Her Majesty make this so called "gc" at 2am?
Sandrone: lazy tl;dr, pants is pissed at how much we spend in stamps, so we have this terrible chat.
Signora: And the 11th and 6th have alr been bellends.
fagliatelle: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
fagliatelle has changed Sandrone's nickname to clanker
fagliatelle has changed Signora's nickname to bitch
bitch: well fuck you too
clanker: you should kys
mother has muted four members
mother: You are all idiots. Go to sleep.
moon #2: Well, Good night, dear awake colleagues. And enjoy guiding your moon across the sky, Columbina.
moon #1: thamks perry, you too. lovr you.
moon #2: The Crimson Moon moves by itself Columbina. But thank you anyway. Love you too.
Nine members have gone offline.