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A young man stands in his room.
Today, (JUNE 5), (2008) is this young mans birthday.
Even though it was 13 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name.
ENTER NAME ==>
"Pricky Harlot"
Nice try, dickwad.
(RE)ENTER NAME ==>
"NATE MOLESKINE MALLARD"
Thats better.
Your name is NATE MALLARD. You are 13, and as previously mentioned, it is your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of interests that include but are not limited to:
BIRDS
POEMS
TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS
BASEBALL
TAXIDERMY
You think that this is a pretty minimalistic list. This reminds you, being minimalistic is also an interest of yours. You don't like being too out there. Even though you love being the center of attention sometimes, you find yourself anxious at even thought of being the main focus of a crowd of people all the time. This is why you don't have many friends.
Your two best friends are TG and TT. You find them endearing and they are very nice to you. TT also likes hearing you rant about birds and baseball too, so thats a big plus. TG does too, but you aren't too close to her yet for that. You only met her last year!
Still, you have figured out you have feelings for her. Her minimalistic typing style drew you in, especially with that light, rose text. Very girly. And you like girls. You think they're pretty and that they're smart. You find yourself on the idea that girls are better than you, and you fully agree with this thought. You are extremely pathetic and you need someone (TG) to come and save (marry) you. And, on the topic of relationships, it seems that you have figured out she might have feelings for you as well! Your friend, SB, messaged you about it. SB knows you so well, so of course they would know that you have feelings for TG. They're like your wingma- well, no. Wingthem. Yes, wingthem. You like SB as well, but you also only met them last year along with TG. You've known TT for as long as you can remember being on ChatterBox. He immediately messaged you when you made your handle, saying that he was looking for more friends. You were immediately pulled in by his slick, grammatically correct text. And its green, too. You like green. You've always liked green.
You're losing focus, what were you talking about?
Oh, yes, yourself.
You have a lot of interests, as already stated. You don't have a lot of belongings though. Well, no, thats a lie. You do. They're all stored in your INFINITE DOTTED LINE modus though. Every item on a dotted line, its very simple when you don't have a lot. Unfortunately for you, you like to collect things off the ground like a fucking freak. So, you have a lot of useless bullshit in there. You need to clean it out, one day.
Oh- someone is messaging you!
You should go and check who it is.